Why are you not openly bisexual?

Why are you not openly bisexual?

>if you don't reply to this thread you will have bad luck
>if you reply to this thread you will have good luck

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cuz its gay

it's literally bisexual, not gay, not straight, BISEXUAL.

i am though

give it about 5 years to be ok everywhere

>openly
Because i dont want to be part of the lgbtqaspurdo+ trash. Just do the gay stuff in private.

less

but it's more kinky to do in public

Idk

In here for luck

because that shit is gay

it's bi*

>if you reply to this thread you will have good luck
i-i want good luck

I've been openly bi for years. It literally is the easiest way to break the sex topic at a bar with uni girls. Instead of telling girls they're hot you say guys are hot and when they ask if you're gay you say you'd fuck whichever's hotter. Gay guys are easier to hit on though.

dont really wanna fuck dudes

its partially gay

Cause im a faggot

it's both straight AND gay

heterosexuality and homosexuality are not mutually exclusive, they are just certain types of attraction, like liking cake and liking pie, they don't rule each other out


for retards that doubt this - read the actual fucking definitions to find I am right - I didn't invent this

>liking the same sex
it's fucking gay.
no where does it say you can't like woman

cuz guys are gross. and so is the anus

>anus
girls have these as well, you know

also do you know plenty of gay guys - about half - don't like or have anal sex?

blowjobs and handjobs are enough to get off, why feel the need to do more?

i am

>having GAIDs isn't enough
>you need to give it to straight woman too
>not only that, but you need to catch their cancer virus while you're at it
death of monogamy=death of humanity.
fuck you disgusting shitfucking disease spreading faggot sacks of shit.

probably dont tell many people i fucked a tranny and would probably do it again , because 1) it never comes up 2) they won't really get it.

a few of my friends know

Guys are fucking disgusting! trust me ,I know I am one

I wish I liked dick, that way I wouldn't have to deal with women. I think it's pretty much impossible to be gay/bi and a virgin after the age of 20, unless it's by choice.

Too bad I am not attracted to dick.

I find the male physique unattractive. Am cool with traps though if they're indistinguishable from women

I am, I just prefer women. I like to think of myself as an opportunist

I'm at 1.5/2 on the Kinsey scale. I'm closer to exact bi than to pure straight.

I've fucked much more women than men. And it's far easier to fuck men (even if my male standard are far higher), that's why I don't usually say I'm bi.

But I don't deny when people say I am either.

yeah, this is SOOOOO disgusting...

never met a dude i wanted to fuck or even touch much beyond a firm handshake to say hello

I hope everyone reading this has a good day tomorrow

Never met a male i wanted to fellate/sodomize, or be fellated or sodomized by.

I am

Because being sexual with guys unironically makes me uncomfortable. Im straight and perfectly secure about it. dont really care one way or the other about others sexual preferences

Thats kinda gay dude

Hoping for good luck

Because its plausible

Don't like the idea of kissing a man. It instantly turns me off. Any time I see pics of a man ass I always feel like I can already smell it. Boy asses smell way worse. Filled with more poop. Not about it. Man hands on a trap always fucking get me too. Jaw lines. Just can't do it bro. Plus boys don't have as much of that sweet sweet subcutaneous fat that makes ladies smooth and soft as fuck

I am! I love cute boys

sauce?

Because as soon as you mention you're bisexual, people immediately imagine you with a dick in your mouth and completely ignore the fact that you like women too, if not more than men.

Dont wanna be associated with the tumblr autism cases. anyways my bisexuality is contained to really feminine boys anyways

I prefer the companionship of men, but am not physically attracted to them at all. So that's why I'm not bi. Men make better friends, women are the only gender I am attracted to.

because bi = gay in most peoples minds at least for guys. Not gay, but wouldnt mind dping a chick, that might make me bi or something

thanks duder

Meh

>makes me uncomfortable.

that probably means you're bisexual

>Boy asses smell way worse. Filled with more poop

how in ANY sense is this true?

have you sniffed them all already?

then shut the fuck up

also girl farts smell way worse

Bitch ass snownigger

that is changing

the world is opening up

be a part of the future

a better tomorrow

a sexier tomorrow

I've been constipated. Wasn't fun. So yeah hetero over here

casuse im straight

palestine made me do it

nah I could never fuck a dude

never say never

think about nanotech in the future

and biological manipulation

we could make truly fuckable androgens

it is

Yes! Asshole and dick, the two things queers actually care about in life , and they let them adopt

> ~50% of gay men aren't fucking butts

I'm 100% certain you're full of shit

nope. not in the slightest. quite delicious actually.

>why feel the need to do more?
by that logic why fuck at all, jerking off is enough to get off.
blowjobs mostly suck anyways, handjobs.. why even bother.

yeah none of those things will make put my dick in some guys ass or god forbid vice versa.

I am. Why not be? It's not like I'm gay and my dude friends can't relate because I don't like women. A few guys try to make sure I'm not gonna hit on them but that's quickly cleared up by "no offense but your not my type" it puts them at ease because the "no offense" seems like it would be an offense. In all honesty though bi and gay guys and bi and gay girls are super perverts and almost always down to fuck while straight women are almost grossed out by the prospect of sex unless it's a super hot guy. If your a kisses virgin don't go for straight chicks you'll be sexless forever. Go for bi chicks and be down with a guy guy girl three way. It's your best shot.

Much longer post than I intended

Succin dix is gay

It's actually true.

liveabout.com/why-some-gay-men-arent-into-anal-1411287

because i'm not closedly bisexual.

We get the joke but it just doesn't work here. Saying it's half gay is better for the situational humour

nigga who tf said i wasn't open

we could even bring actual, sentient furries to life if that's your thing

>closedly

shit's gay, faggot

godly trips

I want a trap waifu that can give birth through his benis

it's bi, which means both straight and gay

not just gay

I think that was the main point of the post

fhvhgigif I am

no clue at all

It aint both. If u succ dix u gay no matter what. Even if u like vagene.

> Being uncomfortable around exposed cocks means you secretly crave the D

For fucks sake

Because i only like girls and traps.
And traps do not count as boys.

I Just want Good luck

Which is still a faggot you cocksucker

... it does.

Lol, the bait is real.

By that logic all bisexual females are lesbians.

Do you know how dumb you really are?

>I find the male physique unattractive.
>but mentally ill, mutilated males are okay
there's a whole generation of brainwashed americucks who think being a plastic bimbo whore is what makes someone a woman, there's no hope for this world.

I furiously jerk it to gay porn often. But I just cant look at a dude in real life and feel attracted. Does looking at gay porn make me gay? I don't feel gay.

Traps are literally men.

>opportunist
you mean rapist, right?

You're bi.

Anything that isn't 100% straight is gay. Don't blame normal people for realizing you're a disgusting freak.

What about asexual?

Okay, so 90% of the animal kingdom is gay then.

And most people are gay.

That's literally what you are claiming.

all of this is true, ten internets for you.
wise man amongst a bunch of propaganda spreading sacks of shit.

>propaganda

You clearly have no idea what this means.

I am shill.

>reddit spacing
Figures.
>And most people are gay.
Only if you're stupid enough to buy the biased Kinsey scale meme. You're that stupid, aren't you, disgusting queer?

>believing this faggotry
fuckoff with your forced meme faggot.
people look at bi fags as worse than gays, because you're so fucking desperate you'll take anything.

Hi shill, I'm user.

It's a fact most people have same sex experience at some point.

i am more or less. I dunno.
I still suck with people so I'm fucking my hand only.

cuase im not a fag