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>worst teachers you've had to deal with

>4th grade
>Pulled aside during recess and brought into the office
>Parents are there
>oshit
>"I called this meeting because I am very concerned about user, you see, user doesn't talk with the other kids and doesn't even look at girls yet"
>What
>"Anyway, I just think that, as parents, you should let user know that homosexuality is perfectly fine"

This fuck thought I was gay because I was too awkward to hang out with anyone

>be me
>eighth grade
>never do work
>draw pictures for the fuck of it
>usually just guns explosions buildings crashing and what not
>parents get called in one night
>"we checked anons binder and found violent images depicting death and violence"
>they told my parents they thought I was going to shoot up the school
>been on close watch by the school board ever since due to some stupid drawings I drew while bored in class.

Oh fucking rip.

Wtf

Do me a favour and find that teacher, we need to beat the shit out of that bitch

Beyond fucked!

I would have done something there and then to that miserable excuse for a teacher.

Also nice trips...

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>would miss a day in Algebra 2
>"hey Mrs.user can you help with understanding this i wasn't her yesterday."
>"Okay, pull out your notes"
>"Uhhh I don't have them I wasn't there for them"
>"Then I'm not helping you"
Mfw she got fired the next year

I'll put in another story of my best teacher in a second

best teacher

>be me in 7th or 8th grade
>6 period history class
>Have this bitch who picks on my weight, been waiting to roast her forever.
>This bitch was also a slut and only wore skirts and kept her legs WAY open
>Be the period after
>History class-teacher is pretty chill
>The bitch sits in front of me
>She raises her hand
>Teach "Oh, yes what do you need?"
>Bitch "Why does it smell like fish in here?"
>I lose control
>Me "Maybe if you closed your fucking legs it wouldn't smell like that"
>Room silent, followed with laughter, teacher hitting the board laughing. calls me out of the room."
>thinking i'm gonna go to office but teach was chill, he says"Pretend i yelled at you ok? that was too funny."

Fuuuuuuck, I've hade some mental teachers. Not the worst, but still pretty bad.

>Be me
>3rd grade
>Pretty crabby teacher
>She was pregnant most of the entire year.
>Her thought process was fucked, she was terrible with kids

>Still be me
>4th grade
>A new teacher
>Because of my horrible experience last year, my parents made sure the teacher I got was nice
>Have interviews with many of the school's teachers
>This one was really nice
>She becomes my teacher when school starts up
>Absolutely insane
>I don't remember much, but I know that she insisted 'sufferer' wasn't a word
>I was
>Along with the 6 other kids that left the school because of her
>She wasn't even fired

checked n kekd

Based as fuck!

LEGENDARY.

>Be 5th Grade
>Sub
>Worst sub I ever had
>Sent girl to office for asking to use the bathroom
>Ripped a kid's paper for asking for help
>Entire Class didn't get lunch because she held us back so much
>I need help on math
>Ask for help
>Teacher calls me an idiot and tells me to figure it out myself
>Fun fact: She was fired the next day

I know some teachers just have bad days, but this one is a bitch.

>be me
>6th grade, first week of school
>my mom is a teacher at the high school, so she has friends at the middle school
>honors science teacher is one of her "friends"
>only calls on me in class
>sends me out in the hall twice a day for talking
>says that im a little bitch basically to mom
>fuck this bitch
>end of the year
>her son is also a 6th grader, forced to be friends with him
>he's basically fucking sheen from jimmy neutron
>fight him after school on the last day
>either he played dead or i ko'd him
>cops come
>"user who started the fight"
>"your mom"

>summer vacation at a juvenile centre

Based

Holy fuck user

Worth it

kekked

Trips

oh boy, i talk about all my teachers in general, too many stories in general

>extremely tough elementary school
>almost held back in K because my teacher wouldnt give me any attention
>first grade teacher would make kids cry and scold kids for picking their nose and having bad handwriting in front of whole class
>she also told us about jack the ripper
>2nd grade teacher was chill but gave a shitload of work and would treat white kids better than others (not that it was a problem for me)
>3rd grade teacher thought art was more important than all other subject
>4th was actually really quite and calm, good year
>5th grade doing 6th grade math, learning about hyper pace in science, everything kks overly complicated and teachers hate fun
>history teacher would never grade work and just gave everyone Cs
>6th grade, different school
>catholic school
>6th grade, get in trouble for something i didnt do
>everyones a prissy faggot
>teachers are backwards and make up rules that are convenient for them at the moment
>they let everyone cheat and expect everyone to be fake
>7th grade, principal looks through some kids phone and reads messages from me
>a fucking nun/principal was looking through a students phone
>surprise surprise she sees something she shouldnt see and almost calls the police on me
>she told me i was "threatening and intimidating other children"
>in reality i made a school shooting joke and only one person was going to see it but she made a big deal out of it

i stopped giving a fuck about what the teachers think of me in 8th and became a little happier

nice