What is a food that meets the below criteria:

What is a food that meets the below criteria:

Cheap
Fast
Enjoyable/tasty
Makes you full
Somewhat healthy, but if it is guara to make me full idc

rice and beans nigga

Guaranteed *

choco taco

pasta,white rice,eggschicken and every fuckin plants there

>Eat it

Not cheap. Typically requires multiple $50+ dates first

baseball bat my friend ,baseball bat

Noodles. Noodles are why we have too many Chinese people.

not enough protein ,and calcium

That picture is pretty amazing.

Also, black beans and rice are my go to for cheap and filling.

Fuck is that? Chocolate taco sounds nasty
I don't have rice cooker
Spaghetti never makes me full.. Again, idk how to make rice and don't have a rice cooker, plants don't make full... Chicken I don't have time to make

toss some bacon in

Def an option but full of dangerous levels of sodium

>I don't have rice cooker
you don't have a stove and a pot you can cover? spend the 2 bucks at a thrift store bro.

You don't need a rice cooker to make rice. Just a pan with a lid.

How can one make rice if one never did rice before and dosnt have rice cooker?

Shepards pie.ground beef,mashed potatoes,corn and it's filling af

Noodle dishes can contain protein and usually do.

you fucking go to youtube

>cheap
>good
>healthy

Pick 2 faggot

>Don't know how to make rice

Jesus christ were you abused as a kid? You can get some uncle ben microwave rice for the low


Listen, imma help you out.

2 cups rice to 4 cups salted water

Boil for 5 or so minutes once completed, turn down heat

Simmer for about 20 with a top on

remove top and fluff rice with fork, add butter as desired.

You idiotic, useless sack of Indian Dog shit.

...seriously? boil water. when it's rolling turn it down to the lowest setting and add the rice. cover and let it cook for about 15 minutes. do not uncover until at least 10 minutes. you do not need to stir while it's cooking, leave it alone. you want about 2.5 parts water 1 part rice but it's not really an exact science.

>You can get some uncle ben microwave rice for the low
I feel bad for anyone who has unironically purchased and eaten that product.

>Not cheap. Typically requires multiple $50+ dates first
Not a fattie like that. Panda Express should be enough.

Retarded motherfucker can use the internet to shitpost, but can't use it to learn how to prepare a meal...
I hope you fucking starve to death you piece of shit

the jews did las vegas

Mexican

Nothing.

However, you could make rice for 2 or 3 days. Eating rice every day isn't very healthy though.

Simple recipe:
White rice, leek, carrots, mushroom, egg. Optionally garnish with pepper and lemon juice.

chill out ,user

TLDR:

OP is a lazy fuck who doesn't know how to cook simple foods and isn't willing to learn due to making excuses for himself even when they're easy to cook that don't take long either.

>pour 200g of rice into a pot
>pour in water, enough to drown all the rice
>leave on low to med heat for 10 to 15 minutes
>cover pot with lid or a plate (leave a small gap) and let simmer for 5 minutes
>stir and fluff up rice
>season (optional)
>serve

Chili
>full of protein and cheap
>will make your room smell like rotten eggs

How do you get that perfect outer shell?

ever tried to knock out a 500+ pound whale with a baseball bat? thats impossible

>i dont have a rice cooker
Are you a fukking retard you can make rice with a bath and a kettle

Never seen retardation on a scale such as this

>rice cooker

jizz

This

carbonhydrate is what stuffs your stomach.
noodles or rice are top-tier-carbonhydrate supplies.
protein is for your muscles and long-lasting energy storage

It's strings of carefully stacked bucatini pasta.

I'd recommend this.

It's like a buck for a pound of beans. Buying in bulk drops that cost per weight in most cases.

Rice is a similar cost per weight.

All they need is water and seasoning.