Best Banter Thread

Post your best political themed banter from Sup Forums. I want to start a folder about jokes I can make about countries.

I don't have an image right now but here is the best banter I've seen so far:

"OP: Posts a picture of data where USA is 51%, Britain, Canada, Mexico follow. He says it is data on how many posters there are in each country.
Australia: At first I thought this was an obesity chart.
Australia gets more than 30 (YOU)s"

Bonus points if you guys find the particular bantz above.

BRAZIL: ZIKA, FAVELA, SHIT WATER FOR OLYMPICS, GERMAN - JUNGLE MIXED RACE, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY. CARNIVAL IS FULL OF WHORES, TRANS, GAYS, AND AIDSLORDS. WAIT FOR THE PUNCHLINE...THEIR LEADER IS GETTIN DA COUP.

HAHAHAHA

Shameless self-bump.

OH YEAH...THEIR MMA IS BREAK DACING OR SAME GAY SHIT. CAPOEIRA OR WHATEVER.

Please give the shitposting jobs to Australia.

It is obvious America can't do anything right.

SHOW PAPERS

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YOU WILL STAY INSIDE THIS GATE, YOU WORTHLESS BRAZILIAN.

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Please start posting bantz.

Let's not derail the thread.

DINNERTIME!

>THEIR LEADER IS GETTIN DA COUP
no

Bantz as requested

A literal clown...

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Holy fuck was that almost two years ago?
Fucking hell its been an odd two years...

Not my cunt, but it deserves recognition.

>WHO ARE YOU!?

>there is RIGHT NOW a thread on Sup Forums about DESCRIBING Sup Forums screencaps

I can't even

If Brazil changed their national language to English they'd rule South America. Get it together.

brazil don't try to force the meme magic let it come to you naturally

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