What was it like the first time a girl saw your dick?

What was it like the first time a girl saw your dick?
-who was she?
-what happened?
-did she like it?

>Be me, 11 years old
>playing truth or dare with neighborhood kids
>12 yr old blonde girl gets dared to kiss my dick
>I pull it out and it looks like pic related
>a lot of giggling but 12 yr old holds it in her hands kinda sweetly and says it looks cute and how my foreskin looks like its "puckering up for a kiss"
>she kisses the tip and we put it away and move on with the game
>never had a girl call my did cute since

I have a question. I stiil have my skin but my dick doesn't look like that, wtf does that mean.

>girlfriend
>fucked the shit out of her
>yes, she has to get used to my size whenever I go in though so I have to slide in slowly

It means you either have a shorter foreskin, or you don't have phimosis

6 more weeks of winter.

varies from guy to guy i'm guessing? i'm also uncut but don't have as much excess foreskin as OP. I get hard and it pretty much retracts.

But here's the thing mine doesn't retract or expand when i get erect it just stays normal you can clearly see the head of my penis. So idk wtf ists supposed to be

I kinda had a similar situation to OP, only playing truth or dare with my siblings/cousins. They heard my brother say my dick looked different from his/my two male cousins, so my two other girl cousins kept daring to see mine. I pull it out and they have one of my other cousins take out his cut cock and compare it to my uncut one.
Mostly because we were like 12 at the time they just kept giggling and thought the head of my cock couldn't breath under the skin which is why mine was so purple and his wasn't

My head kinda curves down, so when me and my sister used to take bathes together she used to play dinosaurs with it and we'd make it fight my Jurassic park toys in the tub

I think your dick is cute OP :)

>in July
>at work
>co worker always flirts with me
>she has fiance
>im 100% aware of this
>everyones gone but us two, I’m normally the last person cuz I close
>doors are locked, and instead of leaving she stays back to flirt i guess
>She gets really close, and starts touching my thighs
>I say fuck it and grab her and kiss her
>we make out for like 20 seconds all while shes shoving her hand down my pants
>she pulls out my dick
>”wow user, you’re a lot bigger than my boyfriend” btw im not lying
>i say “well thanks I guess”
>she blows me


We ended up fucking a few times after at work and after in her car. I even came in her mouth and her BF picked her up and i watched her kiss him from inside. Fucking weird

Btw i’m 19 and she is 26. I lost my virginity to her and she was my first blowjob as well.

Yeah similar situation except she became my very secretive sugar mama.
I ain't pay for shit anymore.

it wasnt my dick but close enough
>Be in 8th grade
>have fucking cra bbmetropolis of pubes
>like 5 inches wide and 4 inches long
> one day freinnd tells me to stand up with my pubes out and comb them with a spork during lunch
>ask freind sitting next to me if this is enough
> his gf looks and is fucking mortified
> KekHammer 40k initialized
>whole table is dying
>ill never forget the look one her fac


>fast forward ~ 2 months
>have gym with her
>situp test
>shes the clossest persont to me when i started to coach just told her to hold my feet
>He says something along the line of "come see your old freind user ang give him a hand"
> she dead seiusly says "I've already seen too much of user"
>without hesitaion coac responds with "If i had a nickel everytime ive heard that, I'd have one nickel and you better not change that again"
>mfw its ok to be pitch red in gym
>embarressment disquised
>mfw coach dosent know it was only pubes
>mfw she made that face
>mfw she left the lunch table for good

Good riddance though

>my head kinda curves down
Brother!

Thats fucking lit bro lmao

Holy shit kek

Masturbating in room, 12yo cousin comes in, wants to watch me cum, I cum, she smiles and leaves, she's really clingy now

LMAO. Couldn't breathe.
Kek.

First time a girl saw my dick, I was 13. She pulled the skin back, examined it. Put it in a clamp pulled as much skin through as she could and circumcised me.

>First girlfriend
>Heavy make-out session
>She kisses down my neck
>Keeps going down
>Unzips my pants
>Internally screaming "Oh god this is everything I've been waiting for"
>She pulls on it gently
>She wraps her hand around it
>She tugs the skin down to the base so hard it feels like she's ripping my skin off

She was very bad at everything she attempted and never improved.

My family is hippies so everyone has seen everything, but the first example that comes to mind
>be 12 and go skinny dipping with cousin who is a girl in lake by house
>just mindlessly laying back in the water and notice cousin is staring right at my dick, which is now all "up periscope" in the water
>we're just kinda quiet though I do not try and hide it while she just watches my dick twitch
>"Why is it like that, user?"
>don't really know how to respond
>she slowly goes to touch it before stopping to ask if she can
>I say yeah
>I just watch as she traces the head of my cock over my foreskin with her fingernail, running her fingertip on my shaft and squeezing and pulling the tip of my foreskin with her thumb and forefinger.
>her eyes go wide when she pulls my foreskin down and sees my shiny pink head pop out
>"It's pretty, user"
>I said "thanks" and she says we better swim back, we never really spoke about it after that, and when I look back on it, it was just more of a kinda sweet moment than a sexy one
But it's still something I think about from time to time

>first time was in high school she was my gf at the time but a couple grades below me
>saw bulge in my pants and asked to see it
>parents were gone so super excited this was happening
>asks if she can touch it i tell her sure
>grabs it and proceeds to twist it and i am super confused
>tell her that feels weird and she says ok stops and goes down and kisses my dick
>instacum on her face and gets on her shirt
>she wasnt happy

The length of the skin varies. Some guys have a centimeter of skin going past the glans, while others may have foreskins that hardly cover half the head.

>First girlfriend
>Heavy make-out session
>She kisses down my neck
>Keeps going down
>Unzips my pants
>Internally screaming "Oh god this is everything I've been waiting for"
>She pulls on it gently
>Suddenly spaghetti falls to floor.

Is it painful or does it interfere with bodily functions?

>>First girlfriend
>>Heavy make-out session
>>She kisses down my neck
>>Keeps going down
>>Unzips my pants
>>Internally screaming "Oh god this is everything I've been waiting for"
>>Open the door.
>>get on the floor
>>everybody walk the dinosaur.

>me, 13
>having to stay over next door neighbors house cos parents out of town
>neighbours daughter used to play with her every afternoon with other kids in the street
>had it all planned out for a week, gonna go there on the weekend and pull it out and see what she thinks
>go over there, she has a friend staying over as well
>fuck, freak out, abort mission
>sitting on the couch in the den after dinner playing with it under my sweat pants
>the dad comes in 'were going to bed, 10 more minutes then the girls go to bed'
>he goes out
>okay its time for the big show
>wait until they are going to bed
>"or you could stay and play with this"
>whip it out and they both drop their jaws shocked
>the friend says "its hugebig, lets play with it"
>neighbour says "ive never done this before"
>friend says "don't worry I'll show you want to do
>lay back and get my junk rekt
>big finish
>send them off to bed
>for the next two years every time the friend stayed over I would sneak into their basement and we'd fool around

My gf at the time.
She sucked my cock and we fucked, but didn't cum.
She loved it.

Pic related

Pic Sauce?

First girlfriend
>Heavy make-out session
>She kisses down my neck
>Keeps going down
>Unzips my pants
>Internally screaming "Oh god this is everything I've been waiting for"
>Loch Ness monster comes in
>turns 350 and walks away.

>ywn have girl say your cock is pretty
Why even live?

Thanks user, I needed something new to masturbate to

kek

8 yo, in my friends house the comes
her brother and put in the vhs some
porn stolen from her father, insta
boner then she looks me like wooow
then 5 min later i went to the bathroom
And she followed me said it was big and asked if she could touch i said no but she is older and bigger and always she beat the shit out of me every time lol, then she pulls my pants down and starts rubbin then sucks my dick, it was glorious but i was crying because i was too nervous but she didnt care she enjoyed make me cry, well theres more story with this girl

>be 11
>live in arizona
>broke ass uncle/cousin moved in with us
>uncle and my parents off working
>be summer
>be hot as balls
>alone with 9yo cousin in hot ass house
>have above ground pool out back
>bullshit rule about not using it while no adults home
>we sneak back there and swim regularly
>we both swim naked so parents dont find wet swim trunks/bathing suit
>after swim, we would just hang out in living room naked til we dried off, so parents don't find wet towels
>eventually lead to closely examining each other
>which lead to some petting/touching

>16 years old with first gf.
>things are getting hot and heavy in the basement during a party so she asks if I want to fool around
>I sit on a box and she's on her knees and pulls my shorts down.
>mfw she starts talking to my penis like it's alive
>"Oh hello there! Nice to meet you! Well aren't you happy to see me!" etc.
>she starts kissing it and giving me a handjob all while saying stuff "aww what a good cock, you like that huh? You like my kisses? Does that feel good?" All directed to my cock, as she never really takes notice when I talk back
We broke up after she cheated, but I still wonder what was up with the talking to my cock as I have never met another girl that does that

>be me, roughly 5 years old, family friend's daughter, she was a year or two older.
>at their place to swim, go to change into trunks in her room.
>she sees me changing and says we should do sex
>wut.jpg
>she pulls down my trunks and starts sucking.
>feels good. but literally pointless.
>pee on her, she's into it
>she tells me to eat her pussy, but that i can't bite too hard. I'm into it.
>this goes on for years, she watches me learn how to masturbate, she starts growing tits and i feel her up nearly every time we meet, i eat her out, she blows me, we hit puberty and full on fuck a lot.

At about 13/15 her older sister got knocked up and it spooked us, we never used condoms, so we stopped outright and haven't really talked since.


this fucked me up, ive only told two people irl.

pic semi related, she was half native.

>Black girl at a party says she's never seen a white dick before
>I say "I have a white dick!"
>She says "let me see it then!"
>we go to the bathroom and I sit on the toilet as she pulls it out
>she laughs and says "DAAAAYM IT'S LIKE PINK AND SHIT"
>what the fuck did you expect.jpg
>she just sits there with my dick in her hand moving it around and looking at it
>she says "your lucky pink is my favorite color" and gives me my first blowjob
>I cum down her throat, and I never even knew her name
Black girls are fun

>"DAAAAYM IT'S LIKE PINK AND SHIT"
Kek

can relate, after being exposed to sex too early, i was super into it because duh.
At day care and school, make a rude joke and only the black girls would get it.
jumpcut to me getting blowies while we hid in the playground equipment from black girls who, in retrospect, were probably getting raped often by their dad's and brothers.

can only fuck black girls when they 'look white' now.

Was with this retarded chick, was 14 and she was 13, she sucked my dick and then we fucked, one of the tightest pussies I have ever had

well yeah, her pussy is as strong as 10 normal human pussies.

No it functions regularly.

Hey fags. Just make a gay thread. You don't have to hide being homos.

Piece of shit.

Who hurt you?

haha, thanks

>"its hugebig, lets play with it"

:^\

You type like this happened to you last month

*I know we guys ass. Let's talk about dicks cause we're totally not gay*

Toodles

>be 18 yr old me
>on top of girl in y bed making out
>clothes are coming off
>she goes to pull dick out of my pants
>"oh my god" - girl 2011
>i just move past it
>still don't know if that was a good or bad "Oh my god"

>I know we guys ass.
What?

First kiss happened. She told me to stand up. Did so, she just unzipped me and threw it into her greedy mouth. So it was probably a little after she was done.

Post your dick and I'll tell you what she meant

So, it was weird.
She sucked it before she saw it.

>Be me 2-3 years ago at 17
>meet QT3.14 girl, a year or so younger than me
>She texts me "I want to suck your dick" after seeing me preform at a local show
>Yea sure, I'm down.
>text for a bit
>Finally the day comes when I got to her house.
>Mfw she has an identical twin(Though twin had dyed orange hair)
>Shares room with twin
>Twin in room
> "Hey user, come see what I just got"
> Walk into closet, dark, no lights
> She unzips my jeans
> Pulls it out, and sucks it

First time she saw it was probably a week later, didn't comment on it either time. She did end up sucking my dick twice, and we fucked twice also, so... For being a mediocre singer, I got quite the reward.

>“well thanks I guess”

spaghetti.jpg

> be me
> be 16
> at friend's house for party
> legit 9/10 is tipsy and tells me she wants to go upstairs with me
> she had a boyfriend but he's a douchebag so I don't care, i tell her ok
> everybody decides to get mcdonald's at that moment
> "n-no thanks... w-we are gonna s-stay for a bit"
> weird looks... "why are you staying?"
> "w-we... just are"
> mercifully, they leave
> bring her upstairs into friend's sister's room
> start making out
> she takes off my pants
> straddles me
> slides down on my cock
> rides me cowgirl until she comes
> i was too nervous, couldn't finish
> she laughs and says to relax. hops back on top and rides again
> i come a few minutes later

feelsgoodman

More stories!

I've only ever had black girls interested in my dick. I guess because it's different?
>first time was when I was 11 and mom's black friend is watching me while mom is at work
>she has two daughters around my age
>for some reason they become VERY interested in my dick.
>I wake up sleeping over with the two of them looking at my dick while I'm asleep
>they get all giggly and say they like playing with it
>spend the next couple of sleepovers exploring eachother and start moving on to pretty much everything except actual sex
>me and my mom move away and I never saw them again
>but every black girl I've met since then is always interested in seeing my dick for some reason

he has the magic white ape cock

hooker at a la quinta, just another dick, did ask some q's that it was really my first time. lasted longer than i thought probably cuz i was nervous. did missionary and doggy, she smelled bad.

Shit...
....I don't remember
I am from a time when kids did their "doctor games" early on
> mfw I'm far past 50
Had my first fuck at age 12
My youngest fuck was 9
My oldest fuck was 87 (damn was she limber!)
I enjoyed many females in many kinky ways
> good times
Nowadays you kids try too hard and worry too much

Don’t feel bad my entire dick curves to the right

>she smelled bad.
Define bad.

Sup pops.

like 'la quinta hooker bad'

hmm, like normal pus bad but worse kinda. I didn't even touch down by her cunt, just tits, and on the shameful, semi suicidal drive home i could smell my hand, almost gag worthy. she was a nigger. thank god my dick hasn't fallen off, it's been 10 years now.
this

How do I stop worrying?

drink a lot

Be best friend with Capn morgan

>Sup pops
Sup' kiddo, all peachy?

>How do I stop worrying?
Mental and emotional hygiene really. Being aware that you can not change the world. Nor your friends and relatives.
Be helpful and friendly (but watch for being exploited) and things will fall into place for themselves, job wise, girls, life.
Enjoy the moment - tomorrow a bus could run you over.

Alcohol never helps

well, if not alcohol (dumb) then you have to realize that humans are barely above animals/bugs. and just not care. nothing matters. do you watch out for ants when you walk too?

>humans are barely above animals
They are animals - especially when emotions and desires are involved.
But that doesn't mean you have to surround yourself with crazy animals (humans)

>be 13
>my 11 year old sister asks me what uncircumcised is
>she heard it from a friend and figured best way to figure it out would be to ask someone with a dick
>I tell her I'm uncircumcised
>she lights up and asks if she can see it
>we wait till our folks are asleep and she sneaks into my room, we get comfy sitting in my bed and I let her pull it out
>I'm shaking cause I'm crazy nervous as she leans in and inspects my dick
>"So your penis is like, hiding in the skin?"
>she continues to stretch the skin to see inside, and sticks her finger in my foreskin to touch my head
>she then pulls back my foreskin for the first time, it hurts but also feels good as she rubs her finger over my head
>she pulls the skin back up and down a few times and says "neat" as I just lay back and shake cause it feels good
>after a while she stops and says she should go to bed, and nothing like this ever happens again

then i guess don't have friends, it's not that bad really. fuck with no attachment, use condoms

>be me
>17 yo kissing with gf
>she told me that she want to see my dick
>i don't know what to do, so I unzip my pants, and then she see it.
>I look his face, I don't know what she meant with her reaction.
>unconfortablemoment.jpg
>put it on pants again, and then we talked about the wwII.

???

fag

This sounds a lot like my own experience with a coworker, except in internet speak where everything is exaggerated and slightly off. Like she sucked my dick, never fucked, was short, but it was still cash money millionaire.

>be 15
>making out with girlfriend
>she starts getting horny
>tells me to pull it out
>looks down
>mumbles something like "my gaw...." and trails off
>goes down and sucks it right quick

It was alright.

Fake and gay

uh... alight?

My sister used to stick her finger in my foreskin just to smell/taste it
I must taste good cause she'd do this multiple times when we were kids

>She was very bad at everything she attempted and never improved.

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