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Wrong Jez

Venezuela is falling apart because their economic mismanagement has completely ruined the country

The vast majority of PSUV "supporters" are bought and paid for with food handouts

Maduro could fix it all if he let prices adjust naturally and free enterprise back into the country, but he prefers to retain power (like all socialist scum)

'ddit af

m-mommy

>nothing has value, everything is subjective, perfect competition exists, plebs are hyper-rational

ah yes neoclassical "economics"

>it's to prevent hernias dingus
No, it's really not. A belt allows you to generate more intra-abominal pressure by giving your core something to press against. A belt does not do much to prevent injury

m-matty?

>Hi we are calling about the car accident that wasn't you fault
how THE FUCK do I stop this fucking bot from calling me every single fucking day? I keep blocking the number but they use a new one every day.

Hugo Chavez's daughter is the richest person in Venezuela and reportedly worth $4 billion

could heem anyone here in a debate

but blacks are way more violent than whites

wish i was never born desu

>Maduro could fix it all if he let prices adjust naturally and free enterprise back into the country
Why should he do that, and let the Venezuelan people fall back under the yoke of US capital? It would make two decades of struggle worthless. He hasn't gone remotely far enough in building socialism. All that's happened so far is a few welfare measures, which while good, are not going to be enough in the long run.
The Venezuelan proletariat should seize state power and establish a central plan for the economy.

how will the capitalist cucks ever recover

mad to think that somewhere on the other side of the world there's a sunburnt brit floating in a lake on a rubber ring with a cork hat on and a can of fosters complaining about the chinese

my belt does much to inflict injury upon young Gaylord and his spry sister Thailad Delevingne when they come in the parlour with mucky wellies

>Because like all religion it ignores material reality and promotes obedience. It has to be combated. I am not advocating for slaughtering every religious person but state atheism and repression of religious reactionaries is good and necessary to liberate people from delusions. Buddhism gives off a nice harmless image but like any other religion, it is anti-materialist and reactionary at heart.
Obedience to an ideology which promotes stoicism and happiness is in no way harmful. Pure materialism is how you end up with degenerate societies like the USA.
>Waste? No. It should be industrialised to raise living standards, defence capabilities, to satisfy the needs of the people and reduce the hard toil and labour.
you are making assumptions about what is necessary. Do you think Butan, the happiest nation on earth, should also be industrialised and its culture repressed at the expense of the people for some abstract goal of quality of life?

hate my life and everyone in it

Mbo--Will you fucking irishlads pick up a trip or fuck off? Doing my head in having to deal with Mboko lurking among you.

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Ah, I see Tim is off to America. Jolly good.

Preferring "thin" girls to thick girls is prima facie evidence of pedophilic tendencies

a deceased family member?

>when you need another socialist revolution to overthrow the old socialist revolution

ah yes

just nonced my mum

>It would make two decades of struggle worthless

Wrong, it would end two decades of suffering

When you decree that bread should cost £0.50, you don't get £0.50 bread, you get empty bakeries. All the shelves are empty in Venezuela today.

Central planning doesn't work. It didn't work in the past and no amount of modern technology will make it work today.

Free markets are the fairest, most efficient and most welfare-promoting economic system.

ecnon

You've never seen a skinny woman, fatboy

No, she isn't. Literally zero proof. Simply slander and lies made up by bitter rich exiles and imperialists who can't stomach resistance.

WEW

>Free markets are the fairest, most efficient and most welfare-promoting economic system.
nah don't reckon this is true

can you post a picture of yourself, i'm struggling to imagine anyone other than a mouthbreathing mongoloid with hormone imbalances talking like this

m-mommy

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>pierced nipples
*does a mouth sick*

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>Obedience to an ideology which promotes stoicism and happiness is in no way harmful. Pure materialism is how you end up with degenerate societies like the USA.
The US is not materialist in the sense Marxists use it. Consumerist, but the people are stunted by Christianity and reactionary ideology. Religious happiness is an utter illusion. "Degeneracy" is nothing more than a fascist dog whistle term.
>you are making assumptions about what is necessary. Do you think Butan, the happiest nation on earth, should also be industrialised and its culture repressed at the expense of the people for some abstract goal of quality of life?
If it's culture is an obstacle to communism, yes. Industrial and scientific progress are objective guarantors of life.

need a gf with an ass and big tits

It's true. Capitalism has brought more people out of poverty than ever before in human history.

they won't

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shameful arses

>The US is not materialist in the sense Marxists use it.
yes they are, they are concerned only with the material world. America is no longer a christian nation in any philosophical sense. Explain how marxist materialism is any way different from american materialism.
>"Degeneracy" is nothing more than a fascist dog whistle term
It's not. I wish you'd read some marxist literature before proclaiming to be a marxist. Degenerate is a term widely used by the left and the right, because it's an accurate description of the world.
>If it's culture is an obstacle to communism, yes. Industrial and scientific progress are objective guarantors of life.
preposterous thing to say. "the people should be less happy because at least then they will follow my sacred ideology". Remind me how you're not a religious zealot again?

poo poo wee wee

hitler should have won

>If it's culture is an obstacle to communism, yes. Industrial and scientific progress are objective guarantors of life.
You're as much a slave to ideology as anyone else. Scientific positivism belongs in the 1950s

Just dox'd a girl from bumble to find her hot friend haha

>used to farm
>now work in a sweatshop 14hrs a day
such progress...

The Chavez movement wasn't a revolution. It did not do away with the old conditions and antagonisms of Venezuelan social life. Certainly a progressive step. But there was no insurrection, no repression and war waged on the old conditions of life.
>Wrong, it would end two decades of suffering
Venezuela was doing more than fine until a few years ago, when years of sabotage began to take its toll. The death of Chavez was a premature blow.
>Central planning doesn't work. It didn't work in the past and no amount of modern technology will make it work today.
It does work. It created a superpower in 3 decades out of the semi-feudal wasteland that was Imperial Russia. And that was with pre-nuclear technology. In the modern age, with the internet to coordinate, it will work even better. Even countries like North Korea manage to provide better healthcare than all those wonderful capitalist states in the rest of Asia and Africa, thanks to the efficiency of central planning, rather than leaving things to market forces.
>Free markets are the fairest, most efficient and most welfare-promoting economic system.
Welfare is only won by the working class struggling and resisting capital through labour movements. The market is a vague mechanism which will never satisfy the needs of everyone, since it is not intended to do so.

sweatshop work is less hours than farming, pays better and has better working conditions

sorry if it shatters your mental image of smiling happy third world farmers but farming is a SHIT tier profession in those regions

think it's time for an ol' 'cide lads

>If it's culture is an obstacle to communism, yes

thought that said bum hole

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>used to farm
>children moved to city and worked in a factory
>their children now live in a city and work a service job and own their own house, car, computer etc

business idea: smoke in order to give my cancer cancer

I would probably spill my spaghetti if I saw Justin Bieber in person desu

>tfw there's still a stigma about interreligious relationships in Norn Iron
We win again.

>Even countries like North Korea manage to provide better healthcare than all those wonderful capitalist states in the rest of Asia and Africa, thanks to the efficiency of central planning, rather than leaving things to market forces.

>children eat garbage, never exercise, have no human connections, die of cancer from pollution
ah... so THIS... is the power... of industrialisation

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>Venezuela was doing more than fine until a few years ago

Wrong. The cracks were starting to show ages ago. Recent oil price collapse just laid bare the faults in the system

>It created a superpower in 3 decades out of the semi-feudal wasteland that was Imperial Russia

Which then fell apart slowly as the demands of a modern economy were too many for the central system to keep up with

Government fiat can build steel mills and tank factories but it can't produce iphones and software

>Even countries like North Korea manage to provide better healthcare than all those wonderful capitalist states

now I know you're just a troll

shan't be replying any further

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>no necrophilia breeding
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>yes they are, they are concerned only with the material world. America is no longer a christian nation in any philosophical sense. Explain how marxist materialism is any way different from american materialism.
If the people believe in religion, they cannot be a materialist, which means adherence to observation of the world and rejection of the supernatural.
>It's not. I wish you'd read some marxist literature before proclaiming to be a marxist. Degenerate is a term widely used by the left and the right, because it's an accurate description of the world.
Nobody on the left uses "degenerate" in the way you just did. Reactionaries associate it with decline and look to a mythical invented past to justify their noxious beliefs in the present.
>preposterous thing to say. "the people should be less happy because at least then they will follow my sacred ideology". Remind me how you're not a religious zealot again?
Why should they be less happy when they will finally be satisfied, materially and culturally? Lasting happiness can only be provided when all one's needs are met, not vaguely hoping for salvation in the afterlife from an all powerful deity who permits suffering. Atheism is fundamentally opposed to all that religion teaches, so I'm not a zealot.

how would this occur

plans for this weekend lads?

Milo Y will lead the way

sexbots and bestiality aren't less acceptable than incest m8

What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal

let's do this shit

why is spotify so shit?
>can only play albums on shuffle
o my dayz blud

The people promoting paedophilia are right wingers though

science

>children eat garbage, never exercise, have no human connections, die of cancer from pollution
the first three are personal choices, and the last is no different to dying of any number of things that used to kill people in pre-industrialised society. We don't realise it now but death was a much more accepted thing before the modern era, solely because it happened much more often

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I play albums like normal all the time

Scientific positivists tend to be technocrats who emphasis technology in itself as salvation under the existing socioeconomic system, rather than acknowledging social conditions and the role of class as Marxists do.

you'd think communism would've lost its appeal after failing so hard every time it was tried

incest is already tolerated in a lot of countries lad

porn sites have been promoting it in their "hot videos" like crazy recently
also pretty much every new TV drama has some incest in it now

guarantee it will be the next trend in the slippery slope of taboos

>If the people believe in religion, they cannot be a materialist, which means adherence to observation of the world and rejection of the supernatural.
they strive for no higher purpose than hedonism, which is the natural conclusion of materialist "belief"
>Nobody on the left uses "degenerate" in the way you just did.
Trotsky, Stalin and Marx spring to mind. As I said, I do wish you would do some reading before claiming to be a marxist.
>Why should they be less happy when they will finally be satisfied, materially and culturally
They already are, clearly, as they are the happiest nation on earth. People don't need horrific levels of consumption to be happy. Destruction of the environment and culture is a huge psychological blow to all people. There is a reason suicide rates are at an all time high in the west.
You are a zealot in that you view your ideology as something which must be enforced at all costs.

where in my post did I say it was a right or left issue?

Finger crossed it'll be soon
I've got a fit cousin i need to shag before she gets old

>the 2nd most powerful country in the world is communist
>the happiest country in the world is democratic socialist
reminder that the free market is the only way to be successful lads

hot slightly goth girl on the train was wearing the tightest jeans i've ever seen on her. wew lads i NEED an /arse/ gf now

but neither of those things are true

tfw no gf

>>the happiest country in the world is democratic socialist
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why are british people so ____________ ?

which things? the third one isn't true

>single handedly tricked Germs and Commies into killing each other in the millions while taking minimal casualties
Perfidious Anglo actually did something good for once