Be australian

>be australian
>don't get shot

feels pretty comfy

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"Hostage Tori Johnson was killed by Monis and hostage Katrina Dawson was killed by a police bullet ricochet in the subsequent raid. Monis was also killed. Three other hostages and a police officer were injured by police gunfire during the raid"

>More likely to get shot accidentally by incompetent cops than by a terrorist, m8

>be australian
>get eaten alive by flesh-eating sea lice.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/07/australian-man-emerges-ocean-legs-covered-blood-sea-bugs-eat/

Fuck that. At least we can shoot back with mass shooters, good luck shooting at flesh devouring sea lice.

>Be Australian
>Look up porn of small titt girls
>Get arrested

Dont make threads like this. It just sounds like you're desperate to be included.

You are a faggot.

I feel pretty safe after 1996 here in tasmania

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the shooter's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a YOU CANT DODGE THE RODGE tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

How did you feel in 1995?

me too

>be Australian

That's all I need to hear to know that bretty much any other option is more desirable.

> live in Frankston
> cross road on foot
> don't get run down by hoons, cops or trucks

pretty fuckin' comfy.

>be me, Australian
>go to store, buy giant novelty beer that goes flat before I finish and vegemite
>avoid getting bit by venomous snakes, lizards and bugs that all hate mankind and attack on sight
>head home, kid missing
>dingo dragging it out back, can't shoot it
>have new kid, eaten by sharks and crocodiles on vacation
>enjoy refugees

You seem upset.
I like that.

I dunno, I'm an American and there are at least 10 first world countries i'd rather live in. Aus is one of them

Have you been watching me?

I was 2 years old

Oh no! Not the you seem upset attack.
I am defeated.

>Be australian
>not getting threatened by our buddy kim
>not getting shot at
>Australian rap sounds better than murican (Bliss n Eso)

Pretty comfy boi

Ah! Dubs! My only weakness!
You win this time burger...

So you felt safer at 3? Struth cobber i think you might be a couple of jumbucks short of a tuckerbag.

Lol i live in albany wa

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>Australian rap sounds better than murican (Bliss n Eso)
>Pretty comfy boi
Are there niggers in Australia? Besides the aboriginees they don't have internet

>be australian
youre already fucked up to the max at this moment

And got dubs again yo

I would be rip if laws were still loose like a goose

In my experience barely, and if there is they're all from Kenya.

Got family there, love your beaches. Kinda boring though, and weeds expensive.

Drawing of an arab with a cowboy hat heiling hitler behind him?

does this acshually hjappen?

>be american
>get shot
>cops arrive
>get shot
>family dog bravely shot
our cops don't mean to aim for civvies user

No need for niggers, we've got multiculturalism

I would miss you user if you done got bryant'ed. I remember seeing that shit on the news.

gtfo underage cunt

This is all true. We might be family user?

>be Australian
>pussy at fingertips

But never at penistips

im another user but how much do you pay for weed? im 500km away from albany and pay $400 oz, or $50 for 2.2-3g fiddy

Haha wouldn't that be fucked :P
I'mma take a wild shot and say Steve? If not do you know the Pannes? The fathers some preacher, they're kinda ratty.

what does he mean by this?

gtfo murican underage

Not the user you replied to but where I am it's about 10-15 per gram, 70 bucks for a Q.
It's units of measurement for drugs.

fingertip to penistip transition only costs a pinga

I grow and sell for 300 an oz. But i think its onsold for about the same price.

70 a Q? fuuck, i pay 100 a Q, where abouts are you m8?

>be australian
>work at grocery store stacking shelves while stoned
>minimum wage
>ie $23/hr
>co workers all stoned
>supervisor stoned
>should probably get my life in order
>oh well, 20k+ in savings for when i get a better idea wtf to do

for 300 an oz i might have to come buy some of you haha

Nope. We're not fam. That makes me a little sad.

Miami

nootropics

Tassy my dude (yeah I've heard all the jokes), I know mates who grow medical stuff though so mates rates and all, plus I get to choose particular strains that help with chronic pain. It's a fucking kick up the ass by the government that none of this is legal.
My mate also grows shroomies and whatever psychedelic cacti is

We might not be fam but we can still be fam, fam.

murica has cheap weed

Top notch philausophy. I tip my akubra to you mate.

Now that is comfy

fuck off demon scum

niiccee, i might av to go to tazzy one day, heard its a nice place (besides the weather)

(same user)
Still though in most cases it's 70-100 for a Q unless you're dealing with bogans, in which case ofcause you're going to get scummed of.
Spent a hunnid on a G of chronic, was good (Surprised it was actually chronic) but in othercases you just get bush or some shitty weed some dude grew in his back yard. Over priced

$100 for a gram? wait what

Yeah mate for sure. It's hell not half bad and everyone here is friendly as shit, everyone smokes too so it won't be hard to find a connection. There's some good pubs in Salamanca you should check out, The Whaler is my favourite, if Ruben Reeves is ever playing while you're down check him out there. I can link to his soundcloud if you want?

Wellington is a classic, brunie island is alright if you've got a car and a surfboard/longboard.

Fucking bogans man.
The dude and I where about to make a deal but he ran away with my cash, next time I saw him in town I had a go at him and he gave me a G so it wasn't even a deal. Fucking scum of the earth I tell you what.

Spent $100 on a pound. Fuck yeah, Mexico.
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.
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It was shit tho

fuck yeah, whats his soundcloud? will have to give him a listen

when you saw him in town you shoulda fucken decked the the cunt

soundcloud.com/ruben-reeves
And I'm gonna throw in his music video because it's fucking hectic.

youtube.com/watch?v=tdGLxafbBp8

Speaking of weed I'm going out to smoke a blunt, be right back my friends.

>Ausfag
>show picture of lady friend
>lady friend decides to no longer be friend, says you showing those pictures without permission
>3 years and 20k fine
>Sup Forums gives up IPs to police upon request without warrant.

Enjoy pictures you shouldn't share from jail.

yeah apparently mexico has shit weed, but if you smuggled it over to AUS cunt would still buy 3g fiddys of it, would make a few grand profit

thx bruv

3199, bruz!

right you just have to worry about massive spiders and snakes eating your ass every time you take a shit

Yeah, but I'm assuming a lot of stuff over there comes from Asia. Indica vs Sativa and stuff, Which makes sense, because we've got that body high - getting the munchies like the fat greasy fucks we are - and y'all have a wacky sense of humor and meems from that stimulated imagination.

BnE? Are you 14?

Silly russians enjoy your vodka, smell our freedom. Oh and kys

Happens there too
mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-12/justine-damond-remembered-at-memorial-in-minneapolis/8800492?pfmredir=sm

Relevant song right now
youtube.com/watch?v=HeilHIDqxjA
Hey does anyone here listen to Aussie Hip Hop? I've been listening to a bunch of Skrub and Wombat (Tassie represent) recently. Tons of good local MCs down here by the way man, seriously wish I could show you what's good around here there's tons a tons good music scene down here).
THCtv(Tassie Hip Hop Colab) recently had their 1 year anniversary at the Brissy and fuck it went off (Couple of Wombats songs
youtube.com/watch?v=t4rbRC-JLBQ
youtube.com/watch?v=i2zPZFwjbxU

some of Skrubs
youtube.com/watch?v=4jZlTSi6e9A

youtube.com/watch?v=eKh0FVg9y18

And fuck while I'm at it here's some of Nerve
)

be an Australian, get cucked by a false flag event that leads to the government taking away your right to bare arms

If you're not into that kind of new stuff from Ruben Reeves to The Surreal Estate Agents
youtube.com/watch?v=DRhT_-RdkMM
youtube.com/watch?v=9g5sKbNe26M

You're funny mate. Try to not get shot.

>746998512
>If you're not into that kind of stuff, here's some new stuff from Ruben Reeves to The Surreal Estate Agents *
I can't type for shit.

we have Sudanese cunts here, black entitled shit bags that they are.

he killed all them people that never existed

Wow, you are nine shades of retarded. Stay on the info wars message boards plz.

>be American
>don't have to worry about dying from a random but every two minutes.

feels pretty comfy

Yeah nah, stop fucking around with the bikees then.

I'd rather have guns than literally everything else on the continent trying to kill me horribly

Info wars is bullshit.

infowars believes it happened also you have no idea what controlled opposition is

there is nothing worse than an australian

youtube.com/watch?v=20kv41-3B9g
seriously if you like aussie hip hop your are a retard fuck off back to redfern nigger

>be me
>live in the country
>like, real country
>no cops for 40 miles in any direction
>me and neighbors all have guns
>solve our own problems
>bury problems in the woods
>no fights, no hassles, everyone happy
>get hungry, go shoot a fuckin' deer, they're everywhere
>fuck who you want
>drink what you want
>drive with a beer in your hand on the ATV with a pistol on your belt on the highway if you want
>feels good man

Aussie cunts live under constant oppression from the "state" that "will protect you".

Fuck ooof, mate.

Ya but most of the animals in aus are deadly. I don't have to worry about a tarantula hiding under my toilet seat.

Question: people want to keep their guns because they are afraid of the government becoming tyrannical and want to be armed against them correct? How many guns would you need to stop a rocket or drones or a tank from blowing you up?

stay off the roads unless you're in a ute!

for that matter, stay off the footpaths!

haha classic video I love FJ

This somehow implies the people who work for these agencies would automatically side with the government.