You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

something healthy

Alchol

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Sausage patties that aren't burnt to shit.

How about a triple bipass?

A steak dinner

Having nice teeth

Good head

Almost anything

hydrochloric acid to unclog those artheries

A girlfriend who cooks this

Lead salad

Looks like almost everything's burnt lol

That's black pudding

your mother's a coal burner

>teafags always calling US fat and lazy
>meanwhile this is their breakfast

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>this is our breakfast
>yet americans are still fat and lazy

Yeah, why is that again?

That looks good af.

That looks awesome. Are the four extra crisp round charcoal looking things sausage?

Pic related

this

Because we can

It's black pudding, made of blood sausage

They're rocks. That's why their teeth are so fucked

can i hab

pic related

bongs shit all over a plate and think they have good food

kek

Take that back.

>gonorrhea
>your mother's dick
>indopaki gloop

Did you Google stock photos of boring breakfast or something?

That's a shit ton of carbs, is it for five people ?
Less meat and more fruits, then you have the perfect breakfast.
Black pudding I think

nah m8

i just typed in "actual breakfast made with real food" and that was the first picture.

Not being fat.

a blowjob

It's so good that you have to soak it in 3 different overpowering sauces.
Looks like something I pulled out of my drain as well.

yah m8. that looks like someone took a shit on a plate, but then carefully organized the shit into separate piles so they could charge you additional units of britbong currency.

Yep black pudding -- thxs

Virgin detected. Good food is 100x more orgasmic.

The only thing in that picture that doesn't look like it's already been eaten and regurgitated is the eggs.

This is true.
Not whatever trainwreck OP posted tho.

>ketchup on eggs
what are you 7?

Keep up m8

Not bad

You looking at the same picture?

How many times did that britbong fuck your girl again?

Just because they're shitskin refugees doesn't mean they're actual britbongs, faggot.

As a Welshman - love the artery clogging Full Welsh, with cockles and laverbread.
It tasted of home, however when I was working in Japan a few years ago I had a traditional full Japanese breakfast.

So much lighter, and much more flavor.

You lost your girl to a refugee?

Damn you must be ugly. I'd be bitter too

clearly you have never had a blowjob, but thats not surprising when you wifu is animated

OP, never order the Skip's Scramble.

>sausage patties
Yank detected

What the fuck is weeb bullshit?

They used like 14 dishes for like 5 average sized bites of food.

Kys

Mmm, sausage patties.

This looks fucking disgusting.

the fuck is a sausage pattie?

sliced jalenenoninonos ??

I think I just threw up

looks like shit

Exactly what it sounds like. A pattie made from sausage.

>making 'food' out of blood
this is degenerate

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they taste delicious, I went to an itallian tapas resteraunt once and had black pudding croquettes and they were god like.

Now this, this is degenerate.

If someone invented a pill that would make human feces the most delicious thing in the world, would you eat shit?

>Now this, this is degenerate.
So a sausage in the shape of a dick is cool with you buy as soo as you make it into a different shape its degenerate? You're a fucking retard.

"Italian tapas" omg ur an idiot

And that's one of the many reasons why they're a typically healthier nation than those in the west. They just love tabacco.

What the actual fuck is that black round shit?

Also, who the fuck eats pork n beans for breakfast? No wonder you bloody wankers have rotten teeth.

Oh look it the “proper English breakfast” thread again, I missed it yeasterday when it was posted 40 times. Just like everyday...

>black round shit
it's black pudding. main ingredients are blood and flour afaik

Shit looks tasty!

No because it's covered in bacteria that would be harmful to me, not sure how that's relevant considering we're talking about cooked food.

The joke --->
your head

How exactly and I an idiot for going to an Italian themed tapas restaurant?

A proper breakfast

"Name something better than my heart attack plate," Anything , anything is better than that pile of putrid trash. Britfags "invented" the toast sandwich and you expect the world to think you have any taste? You steal everything that isn't nailed to the floor and when you do attempt to be creative you end up with mushy peas. Tell me why every britfags favorite meal is this garbage or sunday roast? It's because these are the only two british made meals that aren't completely inedible

>cooked food
OK then cook the shit to kill off the bacteria. Would you eat it?

Hitting my testicles with a 21 kilo ke

Dammit, I kept making typos.

rapefugee detected

we should have never gave you niggas the internet

Britfags and their bloody blood pudding.

Why do brits have so much dietary fat on their plate? Like holy shit.
Also tbh that black bread looks fucking awful.

Listen up dipshit. If teafags can eat all this crap and stay skinny and healthy and americans eat better but are still fat. That means Americans are fat lazy cunts. Drink my piss, cunt.

faggots detected

do you even black puddin bruh?

>If teafags can eat all this crap and stay skinny and healthy
...but 50% of adult Brits are obese or worse.

>50% Britfags are obese
>2/3 of Burgerland is obese
I guess they just have slightly less lazy faggots over there.
Its a fact that American has one of the highest percentages of fat fucks.

whats wrong with tomato sauce on eggs?
funny how some people think thats weird
as if tomato sauce is something so strange and weird that it just doesnt go with eggs
tomato sure as heck does go with eggs!
so there

I think I get where you're going with this, I say no because x reason and then you reply with "thats how I feel about black pudding"; you could have just as easily said "it just isn't for me".

If not can we speed this up to the part where you've made your point?

Let's be entirely honest here.
Neither Britfags nor Murrifags can claim any superiority over the other, when it comes to healthy living. I, personally, blame fad diets and people not concentrating on their macros and caloric intake.

A nice cool shower on a hot day

+sugar, raisins, and chocolate whey powder.

bag o Halloween candy

anything else

Deez nuts

I blame you for fad diets, you wannabe nutritionist shyster scumbag. Why do you keep lying to people and making them buy your fucking books? WHY FUCKER!? You think it's okay to use the desperate and fat to get wealthy? You deserve to burn for all eternity in hell, and you will. If you weren't showering your parents in your blood money they would admit you were never loved; a mistake they have always regretted. The only thing you will ever contribute to society is your death.

You're retarded. If britfag you should kill urself, noone would miss you.

Sardinasilog all da wey mehn.

>tfw you're """Dr.""" Atkins and someone catches you on Sup Forums

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