Gather around and let me tell you about how I got kicked out of my house

Gather around and let me tell you about how I got kicked out of my house.

>be me
>22 year old
>not really doing much with my life, helping a friend out with his online podcast gig
>spend the majority of my free time helping friend. Do alot of the mixing for the podcast
>feeling like a proper deejay.
>parents get upset. Tell me that if I want to live in their house I'll need to get a job or will need education. I have no responsibilities, all that stupid shit
>butimhelpingatthepodcast.jpg
>still not good enough for them. Tell me they've lined up a gig at a men's suit store
>I know fuck all about suits nevertheless clothes in general
>never had an interview in my life
>decide to go along with it since I don't wanna get kicked out
>dad tells me the interview is set for 2 days. Go to my friends house
>talk to my friend about my situation.
>he asks about my outfit
>"yeah I'll just wear something in my dads closet"
>he talks about being prepared for the interview
>"yeah im going to read up when I get home"
>he tells me that I should always leave someone wanting more, try and be somewhat mysterious and unpredictable .
>"that's actually solid advice brother"
>continues to give me common advice like have a hard hand shake, interviews starts right when you get into the building, etc.
>we smoke a joint, then I go home do a lil reading and sleep

That was a great story

>wake up and start my day
>go to dads wardrobe, grab the first shirt and I can find
>didn't realize how fat my dad was until this moment
>shirt is massive on me. So much extra fabric and overall bagginess
> put on my dads pants. They don't even go to my ankles
>so much space in the waist
>tuck oversized shirt into pants. So many creases and wrinkles because of the ill fit
>throw on suit jacket. It's out dated as shit and small as fuck
>TFW you never realized your dad was a manlet
>fumble with my tie and end up making it too short
>fuckdonthavetimetofixit.dmg
>looking like a grade 8 kid about to go to prom
>panic mode ensures, start feeling light headed and sweaty
>realize I don't have dress shoes. Only my DC skateboard shoes
>put them on
>mfw I'm wearing an outdated suit that is too big for me, too short for my, and skateboard shoes
>feeling like a proper idiot
>start walking to the bus, sweat mode is not stopping
>feeling hot as fuck in the suit jacket. Don't want to take it off on the bus because of my massive shirt and small tie
>get to the store, visible sweat trickling down my face
>go in, thank God's there is air conditioning
>sales associate looks at with a strange look.
>"can I help you, sir. You're looking a little pale." he asks
>"y-you too" was the first thing to come out of my mouth. Realize how awkward I made the situation
>"sorry, I'm just a little hot. Can I use your rest room? Also, I'm here to see David for an interview"
>sales associate shows me where the washroom is and then gets Dave for me
> I fresh up and try to wipe the sweat away
>leave the washroom and wait for Dave

Ok

Was near character cap

>Dave comes and greets me
>has a Wtf face when he sees my outfit
>"preparing for a flood, user?" he asks
>"oh you never know when a hurricane might strike"
>Iliveinkanascity.mp3
> A hurricane has never hit my city since its existence
>awkward chuckle and he reaches out for a hand shake
>my hands are damp from being nervous, can see the discomfort in his face
>take deep breathes, try to regain my cool
>interview started off to a rocky start, but I get into the rhythm of it
>everything going well, answering questions, feeling more relaxed, etc.
>remember my advice from my friend, to leave them wanting more
>think of a way to execute it
> decide to leave mid interview
>they ask me when I'm able to start?
>"right after I use the bathroom. Sorry, do you mind? "
>dont even wait for their reply. I get up and start walking out
>once I'm out of their office I make my way to the entrance and leave the shop
>feeling pretty good about the interview. Call my friend, tell him I did what he said. Left them wanting more
>"Atta boy, people crave what they can't have mate"
>hang up the phone.

I can already see you're dumb as fuck. You go in for interview a day early?

already gave me the lulz

You are a certifiable dumbass

I wanted to be on time lol

this is a great thread to start the day

keep posting dude.

Thats the whole story. Dave never called back to hire me.

Was expecting dinosaurs. Fuck you OP

i'm raging. wtf
tell us about how this triggered your kicking out of home.

>dad calls me later on that day
>freaks the fuck out on me
>dadimatthepodcast.jpg
>even more upset that I'm wasting my time
>have to leave the podcast
>get home, still wearing the fucking suit lol
>dads disappointed with me
>mom won't look at me
>ask what I did wrong
>"you left mid fucking interview, user"
>Yeah I wanted to be suspenful, I want to play hard to get
>dad just shakes his head goes to his room
> comes back an hour later
>user I had to pull alot of strings to get the interview
>tell him that I'll just be a professional deejay
>not in this house. You fucked up the interview, so obviously you don't take what we do for you seriously.
>Ididntaskfortheinteviewpops.word
>yeah you're right. Since you don't need our help you won't need to live here anymore
>panic mode slowly creeps in
>dad tells me I have a day to gather my belongings


So yeah

Great green text thanks for the read best of luck

god dammit just get some job and help out with this podcast bullshit at the same time lazy autistic retard

To be honest your parents where assholes but you kinda deserved it for not actually doing something with your life at your age lol

> 22 years old
> non-paying "job"
> No clue about interviews

You are a lazy fucktard and your parents have failed raising you.

Get your shit together fast.

Yeah I know I know. Im thinking of giving the podcast another year and if it doesn't blow up then I'll leave it and go to school.

Dunno where imma stay though lol

lol

Btw mates this isn't real it's basically a rip from a tv show.


It's called people doing nothing

I feel sorry for your fucking parents. You're 4 years past "get the fuck out", you're leeching off them, not bothering to earn your own way. You've got no plans except hoping to be an amateur podcast goon, of which your chances of making even $5 a month are damn near nil, rather yet enough to live on.
Fuck.
You have to live retard. Pull your fucking head out of your ass, don't take advice from your retard friends, and realize you need to pull your fucking weight.
You've let yourself become a pathetic piece of shit, and it won't change until you want more and decide to act on it.
God damn.

You can kill Ur parents for insurance money or just kill them and take there money that way u can support Ur self and Ur friends podcast

It's not real m8

Noice

>don't take advice from your retard friends

God damn you're such an autistic shit.

A+ story exactly like my 17 year old kid.

You're a goddamn moron and wasted a good opportunity. I hope this shit is fake.