ITT: Describe an albums tracklist poorly and others try to guess the album

Haven't done that one in a while. I'll start.

This one's fairly easy:

1. My brother was in a car accident lol
2. "My girlfriend must do everything i tell her to do"
3. "WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME???"
4. You know that song.
5. Something about clothing
6. We're not The Beach Boys, i swear
7. DADDY!!
8. >tfw you're a virgin
9. Vacation
10. The best song on the entire album.

Weezer

weezer - weezer

1 dig penis
2dog penis
3 dog pines
4dogo penius

ye.

>why are you suddenly talking about nuclear missiles
>does this qualify as rapping
>jesus stop with the travel songs already
>suddenly doing Middle Eastern reggae
>Neu! song with vocals
>Talking Heads
>best song on the album
>garage rock song about being bisexual
>forgettable domestic abuse song
>wait this is the best song on the album now

I'm on cocaine
Man life sucks
God
I'm getting eaten alive
Best song on the album
Shitty cover.

>muh taxes
>other people are sad
>im lazy
>wut is this indian sitar shit
>sappy gay love song
>childrens song on adult album
>underrated peter fonda song
>worst song on the album
>underrated song about bitchy woman
>underrated song about being sad
>muh my drug dealer
>underrated love song
>now were doing motown
>remember that sitar song earlier? this is that but better

im high as shit my nigga
im still high but this time it's live

Station to Station

Revolver

Revolver

1. meaningless lyrics ruining an otherwise decent track
2. Shitty/cheesy lyrics + "are we hard rock enough?"
3. Overrated song that doesn't need to be on the album
4. Instrumental track
5. "are we screaming enough?"
6. Attempt at reggae using guitars
7. Title track
8. Best song on the album

1. dont disrespect the brothers
2. ima do what i want
3. i have feels for the girl
4. i do what i want vol 2
5. i have to get my dick sucked
6. i fucked up as a beta
7. something weird
8. ode to mother earth
9. sit down be humble
10. im a sex idol
11. im a fucking junkie
12. doctor doolitle and shit
13. i am indian
14. chevy
15. miss you bro
16. im a sex idol vol 2
17. blues cover

1. dumb side 1
2. dumb side 2

>Having someone over
>Dude JESUS
>Great guitar work
>Much longer than it needs to be
>DUDE INTROSPECTION
>A fucking Bob Dylan cover?
>OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR YOU SAD FUCK
>Girl you got some nice hair
>Losing a friend
>This bootleg was FINALLY FUCKING ADDED
>IM SCARED OF THE DARK
>DUDE APPLES LMAO
>ROLL ROLL ROLL
>DUDE JESUS AGAIN
>You all will die someday
>I like love n shit
>I feel like dying
>MORE RELIGION TRACKS OF COURSE
>A fucking birthday song now?
>A jam track... cool
>Another one?
>ANOTHER ONE?
>HOW MANY FUCKING ARE THERE?

These threads are fun.

>This one's about masturbation, I think.
>A game you play with toddlers.
>This girl is a slut.
>Being a terrorist is fun!
>The band almost always opens concerts with this one.
>This should have been a hit.
>One of two songs on the album co-written by a mentally ill person.
>Some old anime.
>A song about fucking.
>I really love Jodie Foster.
>Facism is like sleeping, I guess?

Oh No! It's Devo!

1. Bad home life and maybe incest
2. Meme
3. We're gonna die but I'm fine
4. Fucked up kid
5. DOO DOOOOOOOO DOO DOO
6. Wait what's this album about
7. The second meme track
8. (HOLY SHIT)
9. Well this guy had issues
10. Bagpipes
11. DADDY PLEEEEASE

Blood Sugar Sex Magic

>Dude JESUS
Sufjan Stevens.

bingo

In The Aeroplane Over The Sea

1. We don't stop till the screaming starts, you dig?
2. WE'RE TIRED OF BEING YOUR FUCKING COMMODITY
3. One two tree, one two tree fouh
4. Primitive Xbox username
5. You can actually hear the riff in this one
6. Do you have any one life crew records?
7. Bass
8. Wow the guitar isn't going past 300 BPM?
9. Mandatory track with a full sentence for a title
10 Wow there's nothing unique about this one
11. OH BEAUUUUUUUUTIFUL
12. This album needs more samples so I can describe the songs
13. Every punk band
14. I'm a mean, selfish, sonofabitch
15. Wait another riff?
16. Time signatures exist I guess
17. Little bit too ______ for me, Billy
18. Shortest song (impressive for this album)
19. Alcoholism
20. Actually breaks a minute somehow

I have no idea but this sounds really interesting

Youth Attack by Charles Bronson, it's thrashcore. If you like powerviolence or grindcore you'll like it.

Hmm, I'll try it

1. "We're all gonna die"
2. "The drummer hit me over the head with a chair"
3. "I only get what I want once it's too late"
4. Muh depression and stuff
5. "I need more heroin"
6. 'Nam and stuff
7. "I really, really like drugs, and you should do drugs too because it's cool"
8. "I don't feel so good"
9. "Oh fuck, now I'm addicted to heroin"
10. Slayer guy screaming
11. "I'm depressed because of heroin"
12. "Just sitting here, shooting up heroin, having hallucinations"
13. "I'm gonna die from a heroin overdose"

1. overcoming hopelessness and embracing the human experience
2. committed to a love throughout life's changes
3. life goes on everywhere

That's it.

AiC- Dirt

Close to the Edge?

yee

Fuck, made it too easy

Charles Bronson Youth Attack

also if you fuck with CB recommend similar bands plox

>dude drugs lmao
>dude love lmao
>he's a tree
>dude escapism lmao
>drugs?
>dude greek literature lmao
>lol random xd
>saddest song on the album
>don't touch my girl
>don't take me to war
>shit my baby gone

Nope

1. Please god make her my gf
2. I'm holding hands with a girl
3. My gf broke up with me and now I don't like people anymore
4. Standing outside a church, thinking about a girl
5. I believe in god
6. Are you my waifu?
7. Remembering my ex gf
8. My gf is from the west
9. My gf is not blonde
10. Contemplating life, and thinking about my ex
11. I miss my ex
12. I'm having sex with a girl while being depressed

1. The fuck is with that intro
2. You're still depressed after all this time?
3. Parents, don't do drugs
4. Dude, the afterlife
5. Dude, Modest Mouse
6. I just watched Strangelove for the first time
7. You ever play World of Warcraft? Or listen to Alice in Chains?
8. Hey fans! None of this matters. But remember the old songs?
9. Sup Forums
10. Yep, still depressed
11. Homeless people got problems too ya know
12. Fuck it, I'm always depressed. Feat ayy lmao

Nails and Weekend Nachos are two good powerviolence bands, they sound similar enough. Don't know enough thrashcore though.

Science Fiction?

Thanks dudes, I really liked Youth Attack, I'll try out those bands

np, also forgot these two but spazz and infest are both thrashcore and they worked with cb a few times

>power button + home button (the best track)
>only a small male child, Howlin' Wolf
>literally the first track again but funkier
>sun rituals and Haitian revolutionaries
>a list of tasks we partake in
>you answer to the name of FUCK
>the most forgettable track
>the most overrated track
>another forgettable track
>title drop

Lodger!
...Rated R, I think?

To Be Kind, for sure.

>Rated R
nop

>i'm a sex addict
>i'm a terrible boyfriend
>she's a terrible girlfriend
>fuck love
>i'm fucking creepy
>my life sucks
>i'm fucking creepy, part the second
>incompatible orientation
>you're actually awesome and i love you, but i suck
>nope i'm just an asshole again

I'm actually curious. What is this?

Pinkerton

This has to be Daniel Johnston, right?

1) plane crashing into the water + existential crisis
2) confusing song title
3) a mob beats up cops and we got pictures
4) we're lonely & depressed & im afraid of commitments lol
5) more existentialism, this time in NYC
6) i luv u
7) jk i'm leaving now
8) sad that I'm leaving, but I still am
9) had to leave because I was sad (also flashbacks to being a kid)
10) a grave digger sings an oddly optimistic-sounding song

probably a pretty shitty description so i doubt anyone will get it

>Kirsten Supine
>most forgettable track

The fuck are you smoking?

1. Really don't mind if you sit this one out

It's not bad, it's just forgettable. Although in hindsight I should have given that honour to Some Things We Do

Yep!
Okay new one then.

>welcome to the new album here's a punch to the throat!
>we covered some robot guys
>you can't get rid of me
>can i just fucking die, seriously
>...rape?
>not something that can actually happen but we'll perpetuate the myth that it does happen
>meow
>mold
>car bombs!
>the interplay of sex and violence
>basically self esteem a few years before the offspring did it
>alcoholism and hatred
>who put this at the end of the album
>we covered some other guys who are big in japan

CORRECT!

>extremely stifled laughter upon reading this
THICK AS A BRICK

Your ugly but I'll fuck you anyway
Fucking traffic jam
Fucking work
WWAAAAHHHHH
Let's drive our problems away
She's a tease
Let's make a deal
Once upon a time...

>implying Daniel Johnston has had sex
He is pure.

>title drop, worst track
>most underrated track
>why are you on your own
>KHHV stalker
>existential crisis in the graveyard
>i was only kidding, I don't want to kill you
>he only wants love guise, don't you believe me
>the Reverend does ballet
>I don't mind dying
>I accidentally hooked up with a landwhale

The Queen Is Dead boooooys
also nope vicar in a tutu is the worst track

Yep

>i miss u
>I MISS UUUUUUUUUUU
>stop taking drugs pls
>i'm sick of missing u gimme a hug
>i'm gay let me do some spoken word
>WHEN WE
>u r 2 qt (i want to have sex with you)
>stop taking drugs pls pt 2
>i can't love you anymore, you're a tranny
>bye bitch (i'm still sad and gay)

Upon an unspecified date I intend to lacerate your figure into miniscule segments
An headrest of draughts
Without trepidation
Town devoted to a Saint
Irish James
Reverberations

Dopesmoker and whatever the fuck that live track is that I never listen to

This one should be easy
>lemme get some more royalties
>fuck the upper class
>fuck the middle class
>fuck the lower class
>lemme get some more royalties pt. 2

animal farm

Meddle?

>we're gonna party like it's 1850
>idealizing Belle Epoque Paris
>stop being so cold
>instrumental track
>poetry about going all in on relationships
>sick drum intro and being in love with a girl in a shitty relationship
>breaking up while travelling and smoking
>let's get glory before we're too old
>this relationship is a piece of shit, we're not working hard enough to get this to work
>let's stop fighting and start fucking

Carseat Headrest?

1. Christians are evil
2. Name drop
3. My gf died and I'm probably gonna kill myself
4. Bible stories also incest
5. Basically just a Saint Vitus track
6. A really long Tolkien reference

>The 'Hallelujah' of choirs
>Begging on the corner / Pls buy my cd (Native remix)
>Cuckcore
>No swearing this is a christian performance
>Dead architect
>Taxi Driver (kidz bop edition)
>10/10 harmonies
>Pls respond
>Fuck you Stacey (live)
>Meta as fuck (live)

>Song about parents
>German book
>Song about wife
>Sex song
>Actresshad a sad life
>tfw not intelligent
>I'm a nu-male
>Calcium that
>My stomach hurts
>Radio is le bad
>Autistic screeching
>Every acknowledgment

I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning by Bright Eyes

Curious, any hint?

Isn't Hallelujah for choir to begin with?

Yep, well done

I kinda see where you're coming from, but the vocal melody in the beginning is one of their best and most haunting.

Nathalie Neal is definitely the most forgettable on the album.

Nirvana - In Utero

Wrong

A winner is you

>everything only lasts for a little while
>now I'm walking down this street thinking about being alone
>you can do whatever you want but you're still addicted to drugs and it doesn't mean anything in the end
>now I'm drinking and everything still hurts but it's alright because I'm drinking
>I hate fame
>I'm way too anxious and everyone should just leave me the fuck alone
>parades are boring and the people in them act above everyone else
>you're like a puppet who desires attention but you can't treat anybody the way they deserve
>I moved to this new city and everybody here just wants to buy my time
>I'm a masochist who loves to hate love
>it's late and I'm lonely and need someone to hold me
>I'm dependent on you even though I know I shouldn't have to be

Think overdone talent show song

1. fuck you
2. weed is bad for me
3. summer is nice
4. low-pitch
5. the single
6. i hate my dad pt. 23334
7. i like my bike
8. drugs are bad
9. amusement park lunicy
10. three part track
11. naughty abbreviation
12. edgyness pt 1
13. posse track pt 1
14. edgyness pt 2
15. posse track pt 2
16. tree loneliness
17. wtf is this beat
18. r.i.p

>1. Yusef gone, our nigga dead
>2. Label namedrop
>3. Fuck the mainstream
>4. Raise your black fists
>5. Raise your black fists
>6. Police are racist
>7. I rap for the black man
>8. That beat switch
>9. Panther sounds
>10. Title track
>11. White people are only mad because they're cucks
>12. NEW YORK RAPPERS ARE PUSSIES now let me use a new york style jazz beat
>13. Lol look how cool and quirky my DJ is
>14. Raise your black fists
>15. Raise your black fists
>16. Needlessly long remix
>17. Needlessly shitty remix

>War is bad, and politicians suck
>I am insane
>Trippy and atmospheric
>Man travels into the future and sees the world in ruins, and travels back in time to warn everyone about the impending doom. On his way back, he had a mishap and his body turned metallic. No one believes him about the doom and they ignore and/or laugh at him because of his body. Angry, he destroys the world - bringing forth that which he predicted
>Death sentence, Mike Pence style
>Don't do heroin
>Fun little ditty, probably improvised for the most part
>Nazis and skinheads are fags lmao

1. Intriguing colour
2. Dude gang violence lmao
3. Plane crash, oh wait it was all a dream
4. Getting louder while being random
5. Depressing ballad goes freak out jazz rock

>conformity
>hitman
>abuse
>manipulation
>authority
>police
>rape
>self-awareness

Paranoid

Red

marshall mathers lp

>dude drugs lmao
>spoken word song
>a bad surgery
>the lightest song
>harsh
>meme song

nope

>Nazis and skinheads are fags
That's not what the song means

Fuck

>"hymn"
>literally a classical excerpt
>remembered for one shitty lyric
>holy fuck this is bad
>suite opener
>fuck kinda fun-fair is this
>suddenly becomes Weather Report
>if Terminator was a song

>muh England
>normal prog i guess, nothing special
>sounds like some kinda gay summer of love song
>title track/ lil acoustic diddy
>jazz. jazz. jazz, fusion (with some singing too), rock, some kinda almost metal riff,

1. Fuck the pain away
2. Coldplay sux lmao
3. Sex is for losers
4. Nothing more romantic than suicide
5. Nothing more romantic than obsession
6. Unnecessary interlude
7. "I haven't expressed emotion in my music for 10 years, so I'm letting it all out on this album, this track specifically."
8. ay bby u want sum fuck?
9. Aggressive nostalgia
10. Guess I'll die