Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>sick of constant dating failures
>decide i don't need a bf
>i'm just going to be a slut
>go onto tinder and tell a match to come over and fuck me like japan fucked nanking
>"wtf? why would you say something like that? what's wrong with you?"
>he blocks me
>mfw i'm not even able to be a slut properly

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tits or gtfo

Ill put things in your butt and call you all yhe things daddy did. But you need to tuck your penis.

Perhaps you're fat?

i'm a uk size 14 so not really

this, or ugly

Yeah, you're fat, anything above a 12 is a heifer

>>be me
yo femanon
tits or GTFO

simple as that

How many stone?

Are you attractive?

Hi, names Chris. Sorry to hear that youre having trouble, im sure youre pretty.

If you want, i can treat you right. I am in the UK, manchester 25 years old, can drive and accomodate. It doesnt have to fun, it could just be for a chat.. maybe lead to a good relationship.

You got a pic?

Where in UK
Also tits or GTFO

HE'll be the one in the kitchen. ;)

Protip: find desperate lesbians.

I'm not "pretty" but I'm not ugly. like 6/10

The more porn i watch, the more shallow i become.

My type is ariana grande, dont get even remotely hard over someone who isnt a size 6 with good skin.

Fucking kek, are you this desperate?

Show face and I'll decide if I wanna fuck you or not

life is suffering, ya know

>like japan fucked nanking
that's so patrician, by the way

I’ve got some news for you...
Also many guys aren’t into forward take the lead girls, even less into sluts I think. Everyone likes to think they are the first.

You must be very lonely.

Dan the Man, are you?

Inb4 haha no timestamp loosers

Hmmm alright show me

Im a virgin, yeah.

Got to try i suppose mate.

last time i posted pics everyone was mean

Scammers come on strong like that too though. Thats likely why he blocked you.

You know the rules of the land, and you need to expect rudeness.

Don't be a faggot. Show us your dick

Dont be, i will stick up for you.

Anyone who says shit will have to get last me first and trust me, they dont wanna fuck with me.

And i dont think they will, i bet youre gorgeous.

Fuck off you white knight.

Tits or gtfo.

That should tell you something.

The assholes of Sup Forums = the assholes of tinder.

Use a different dating service. Or go to a bar or something.

I dont ever use the word cringe and this was so cringe it made my asshole pucker

> this thread again

Top kek/10

>fuck me like japan fucked nanking
beautiful

someone needs to develop a dating app specifically for Sup Forums.

browse profiles with filters at to what boards they frequent and favorite pepes

your foreheads bigger than my future

If you're attractive I'll come fuck you like the hutu's fucked the tutsi's.

This is shit copypasta.

or both

1. Tits plus timestamp or GTFO


2. Traps are gay.

>Anonymous

it's not. i'm the same girl who posted the other threads

Fine guys, heres me. Be nice.

tits of gtfo

Well get a clue, lose weight, hit gym, and then hit dating sites you fucking cuck.

Jesus christ how many times do we have to tell you this get fucked.

Where's the timestamp and tits?

Aspergers

why do people match with me if they don't find me attractive

You don't look bad, but you look like your in your late thirties. Try going and date people younger than you.

Holy faggot this has to be bait

wtf you look like that guy from the robot show

Doesnt matter, unless youre 35 you arent in a hurry. Take a year off from dating and get your shit together.

would fuck to be fair show us ass

>Tfw "I'm ready to settle down now"

Keked & checked
Do you have the picture of that train wreck haven't seen it in a while

Anything over 6 you fat fuck

Nice fucking Babyface

Where you from?

Being autistic on tinder is fun af

this is so fucking fake

Theres the arse

Tits ?

The fuck is wrong with your face? Looks like a fucking shoe

>go onto tinder and tell a match to come over and fuck me like japan fucked nanking

KEK. Nice job OP.

You look like the retarded murderer from the human centipede 2

somerset

I stand with you user

>Rejected by one guy

>"It's so hard to get laid :( "

This is why no one takes girls seriously.

You look like the bitch exwife from Scrubs.
I'd hatefuck you in the butt.

You're a bit weird looking but I'd fuck your throat

Would bang/10

Somersault WI? I’m like 20 minutes away I’ll come Nuke you quick

i get rejected a humiliated by guys all the time though

it's like they're ready to bang and then i say something stupid and they think i'm a weirdo

Let me get my bayonet and I'll be over in a jif

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Youre gorgeous, id date you.

Back off.

Oy, she looks fine. Apologize.

You wanna take that out with me?

She doesnt have to.

Better than your facè if you dont apologise mate.

Your mouth indicates you're a smoker, stop that shit!

Just show him and us your tits

Sad...

>i cant tell if this is bait

This cant be real right?

Show face with time stamp

U have burned face or wat?

is thus bait?
I can't tell anymore

OP is both the girl and the white Knight, it's the only possibility

i lost many friends by being racist, homophobic, sexist etc :)

Kek

>89 posts
Are you fucking kidding me Sup Forums? I was away from 10mins.

>>come over and fuck me like japan fucked nanking
>tfw you will never meet a gril like this

Your pretty, don’t be s slut. You deserve better. Don’t get HIV from defect slut fuckers.

Yep. Maybe revenging on the guy? Posting his pics.

You lost friends because you're a fag

May or may not be bait
>circa 2017
>the human condition
Sad!

Jesus Christ white knight cuck. You look more pathetic than a middle aged man working in a box job. like seriously your beard reeks of Pedophilia, you bug eyed looking motherfucker

post feet

That's because grils like this doesn't exist

but seriously, what sort of slutty things do men actually like to hear?

would a line like "fuck me so hard i need a hysterectomy" turn a guy on? i don't really get guys