Get matched with girl on tinder

>get matched with girl on tinder
>says she's a computer programmer in bio
>get matched with her
>ask her what languages she programs in
>literally responds with "mainly HTML and CSS. Stuff like that"
>mfw

Is tinder an sport?

Nice sports you've got here

you have Sup Forums bookmarked and forgot to change to Sup Forums or /soc/ or whatever

why is it that when people post on the wrong board it's always here? i see shit that is supposed to go on /fit/ or Sup Forums all the time

competition of millions of guys trying to get laid

oldest sport there is

And like all sports, /spee/ is to fat to play

Yeah I keep finding /nfl/ generals here even though they belong on /asp/

>poo peeland

Programming is for nerds

not sports

...

>match with a girl on tinder
>talk some no importance shit
>lose interest in 30 minutes

>tfw match with tons of 7/10 and 8/10 qts
>tfw never leads anywhere cuz have no game

theres shit like this on Sup Forums and /his/ all the time

What's your go to pick up line Sup Forums

Tbf knowing HTML and CSS is a pretty good start, moreso if she's competent with it

But I suppose this thread was meant for Sup Forums where this is seen as being completely retarded

What say lads?

>admitting you're a faggot

oldest trick in the book

wanna smash

shut up

if you got the BBC then go for it

>Sup Forums and /his/ are gay but Sup Forums aka totally isn't i swear guys XD
>*posts picture of ronaldo's bulge*

>omg a girl doesn't know as many fucking programming languages as me what a pleb!
This is why you'll NEVER get laid. There is a middle ground between normie and autist you know?

if you say

>rari pull off, Ferris Bueller

she will fuck you

Web developers are developers.

but they aren't

if an 8 year old can do it, then you aren't very special doing it as an adult

Fucking white girls lmao

As a black guy this shit legit annoys me

Don't even bother...even if you do by some miracle hook up, I guarantee she had Tyrone n' the Boyz dicks' in her less than 24 hours before.

this is a sports forum not a chat room for delusional lonely autist retards telling made up stories

please remove this thread

>le white girls fuck tyrone XD meme

you guys are such insecure faggots, i know that being a kissless virgin is tough but lets not jump the gun too much boys

No, not all white girls mapletard, but that profile exhibits some definite indicators.

They profit almost as much with a fraction as much work. Easier?? Yes, exactly.

She looks possible part hispanic desu lads
and im all things white so obviously shes not some huge coal burner its just shitty rap is normie asf for all college students desu

Also this

>definite indicators.
Nice autism there

It's called being normal

you have to go back paco

I'm half cherokee you white piece of shit!

Easiest job is help desk/tech support.

Sounds like she's just shitposting IRL. She's /our guy/

It's Americans, I have no idea what it is but they're so obsessed with the idea of black guys having sex with white women. They think about it a disturbingly large amount of time and can hardly go 2 posts without including some sort of reference to it. It's honestly bizarre, I have no idea what the fuck is going on over there. Must be something in the water.

shut the fuck up you moron

Sorry if my post hit a bit close to home.

>>tfw never leads anywhere cuz have no game
because all they see is attention. They only go for the 10/10 guy

This is a good glimpse of what Sup Forums is like on a daily basis

Got matched with this.

Convo was lit

>convo

>shitposting IRL on the internet

nigga you what

Black communities in America are typically less well-off and therefore more likely to take a simpler, more direct approach to sex, in contrast to upper-class...anywhere really. In a society where everything revolves around sex, this has led to both men and women fantasizing about the race that has no qualms with asking exactly what they want.

Guarantee OP meant to post this on Sup Forums

Sup Forums crossposters are cancer

>get matched with a somewhat good number of girls
>never start a conversation because autism
>eventually unmatch them because of protracted autism
hahahaha end me

>get matched with a qt i know
>it's just a dude trying to get thirsty guys to give him textbooks n shit
and that was the first and last experience i had with that shitty app

its crazy seeing this here

some girls at work today were talking about catcalls and this one girl who is the kinda white girl who would probably be on a black guy's radar (wears hoop earrings, thick, kinda ethnic looking) said some black guy who stopped by our building to do something like, grabbed her and said something like "i dunno if this is inappropriate, but you're fine as fuck"

i didnt pay attention to what else she said but something about how he wasnt bad looking and all she said was it was kinda inappropriate

i bet she fucked him tho

r/thathappened

You actually think we are being serious? Enjoy your stay.

Literally 1/3 of Sup Forums's catalog is usually threads that belong on other boards.

>have 320 matches
>literally not go on one date
>jaded
>delete tinder to refresh the convos
>get another 170 matches
>not one date

blame whitey, not the rest of us

>if i'm only ironically thinking about it i'm not really thinking about it
Is this the legendary Amerishart education? You're still thinking about it even if it's only as a """"""""""""joke"""""""""""

nice to see the mods doing their job on ol' a/sp/ergers

>thread immediately devolves into discussion about interracial sex and "i'm not obsessed with it, you're obsessed with it"
the state of Sup Forums

>use tinder specifically to fuck traps and trannies instead of grils

hrm tell me more

>get tinder
>no matches after 24 hours
>delete tinder

Same. Pretty good at talking to girls in real life/am somewhat good looking but have no idea what people say on tinder. Or if I do get a # coordinating the first meet up I find impossible.

shut the fuck up you dumb little faggot. You've never touched a girl and now you think you know what her preferences are based on a fucking picture?

it's just this board.

I like fucking butts. Traps and transformers are, surprise, more likely to do it than natty girls.

this is Sup Forums, so you can eat a fat dick, shitposter