test cricket edition
/brit/
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>A Russian billionaire has been ordered to pay his estranged wife £453m in a divorce settlement at a British court.
>During a High Court hearing, a judge said the couple met and married in Moscow before moving in Surrey.
>Mr Justice Haddon-Cave said he had awarded the woman 41.5% of the "total marital assets".
My favourite part though:
>Nearly five years ago, the court was told, the husband sold shares in a Russian company for $1.3 billion (£1bn).
>He then bought both the couple's sons flats in a luxury London development - one for £29 million and the other for £7 million.
>Mr Justice Haddon-Cave said the woman had been a housewife and mother to the couple's children.
>The husband argued he had made a "special contribution" to the generation of wealth, but the judge concluded the man and woman had made "equal contributions to the welfare of the family".
(((equal contributions)))
>I'm left wing in most aspects apart from immigration
>Dane/German/jewboy appears to be right wing in most aspects apart from immigration
hmmmm
Go and fuck yourselves
downloading the rising storm 2 beta
wasn't even on drugs and i had the weirdest thought yesterday where it genuinely felt equally likely that if i died i'd go back in time to freshman year of high school versus entering a state of non-being, as if there was no reason to believe it wouldn't happen that way
bit scary thinking back on it but i wasn't suicidal
*goes and fucks myself*
anime
>fucking Russians coming to my work and being loud obnoxious shits
>Lithuanian contract workers stare in anger
I hope to see them fight desu
...
Nothing wrong with legal immigration desu
>>I'm left wing in most aspects apart from immigration
ahhh getting married
breeders... you'll never learn... will ya?
I'm a proud redditor but I hate rick and morty and that side of reddit with a passion
>windows 10 (((creators update)))
what are the jews trying to installl onto my pc now
:3
Gay marriage is legal
Your kind can get fucked over just like the rest of us now
might stop drinking pints
not as good as the ones made by rorkes
alcohol is a gateway drug let's be honest
>put on a bet for another goal to be scored
>it comes in
>bookies pays out
>goal is immediately disallowed
>bookies takes the money back
WHAT THE FUCK
bbc.co.uk
They somehow made it so virus emails can infect you even if you don't open them
>it's only American courts that are mental with the alimony!!!
>drugs I like should be legal but the ones I don't like are bad
one can only imagine how much brimmed headwear you own.
good sport
good edition
>spread vagina
>put on a ring
>go see a solicitor
>go home with your new house, new cars and new massive divorce settlement
being a woman is life on easy mode
No. Guns are a God-given right that should not be infringed.
I reach a certain level of drunk where all these dreamy and inspirational thoughts run through my head
>tfw well liked and loathed in equal measure /brit/ poster with at least three well known gimmicks
>Tim is a severely mentally ill, paranoid, delusional schizophrenic who talks to his teddy bears
>Kev is a fat 30-year-old manlet with the IQ of the average 10-year-old
>both are huge Yankboos and are desperate to move to America
could it just be a coincidence?
*starts new hearts of iron iv game*
is it open beta
>tfw close to getting nudes from this qt
I need drug laws to protect me from myself. If heroin was legalised, I would be out shooting up smack within an hour.
Nothing against benders but don't see why marriage is so important instead of a civil partnership
marriage means nothing anyway unless you're religious and I doubt many gay blokes are
poooOOOOOOOOoooooo
We've copied your example. Last year a judge refused to let a couple get divorced despite not living together for 7 years
Wrong.
all of those drugs are relatively safe apart from tobacco but you can't have MDMA without snouts
Special Brew is now £8.59 for 4x440ml cans wtf
back in the day the paki shop used to sell 4x500ml for £5
Need a hand here lads
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Play as Czechoslovakia
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
>bookies ever paying out that quick
didn't happen
Gnorw.
If it was up to me I'd discourage her from doing this
Your probably an asshole who will post them on Sup Forums when you unevitably fuck and leave her fuck you
It's not important. It was just an "official" attack on Christianity. It was a moment written in stone that essentially read "haha fuck you Jesus and fuck your followers we're in charge now". Nothing more, nothing less.
Business Idea: A global minimum wage
the krauts invited in 1.1 million of the fuckers in 12 months
how is that not wrong?
well then
Being legal doesn't mean you can get it from your local paki shop
And it's not like you'd struggle to get drugs right now. I'm not very druggy at all and I could get crack by tomorrow night if I wanted, but I don't.
the missing link...
>>I'm left wing in most aspects apart from immigration
Alri Hitler
most people want to move to america
the squad
Business idea: abolition of the wages system
>I'm thrilled that we were able to thrash out a deal. Look forward to doing business with you, sunshine!
erm... so there's this angel right
I fear prison though. I it was legal I'd be smoking weed or shooting heroin right now.
MDMA is not relatively safe at all, I love it but it is pretty bad for you. It's more dangerous than coke and ket by some distance
The gaffer's taking the piss m8
... Final contact sheet for today's filming of my pictures and videos 11 May 2017 ...
can you get this cut again
shut up you fucking ponce
don't know anyone that's been killed by mdma but i know at least one that died by ket
Hitler wasn't remotely left wing. Repressed trade unions, immediately banned socialists and communists, worked with American corporations like Ford, IBM and Rockefeller, defended private property, wanted women to stay at home, built his worldview on racial hierarchy, and so on.
It isn't
i don't think that it's good for the country, but you can't just send refugees back to their war torn country
May be a national socialist but most definitely not a neo nazi mong
It's not just deaths, it's just not a healthy drug
Anecdotes don't really mean anything here
Tims the kinda guy that waits until midnight for the adult channels to come on air so he can have a wank
Can't imagine him using pornhub
When I construct the DIY fleshlight I put an elastic band to keep the glove in position. Yesterday as I started to come I thrusted so hard the elastic band popped off and onto my knob, enjoyable desu
excuse you but anecdotes are all that matter here. i expect a bloody apology for this post of yours.
respond turtlemong you ugly little wog runt
is sympathy pussy really a thing? do girls really throw themselves at you if you have cancer? I would have thought you'd just be gross and infected to them
listening to alison chains
you have to preorder
Edmund. A Butler's Tale. A huge, roller coaster of a novel in four hundred sizzling chapters. A searing indictment of domestic servitude in the eighteenth century, with some hot gypsies thrown in.
Did a messy poo
Bum hair coated in it
I reckon his first wank was to karen carpenter
Only if you're handsome
If you have a good face you can literally be a mass murderer and still have women queuing up outside your door
why are you wearing yoga pants
Use a inflatable latex glove you dope
>tfw no Norland Nanny gf
what a fucking bellend you really are
GOOD band
song junkhead is an absolute banger
Should I buy creed aventus
absolute fucking twat
his obsession with karen carpenter is unnerving
Cigarettes finished, now to wait 30 minutes before I can have another
I hate my life, smoking is the only thing i even remotely enjoy anyone
should I buy a vibrator
yes
they're cropped suit pants
what kind of person posts his own face in a general on a anonymous image board
i hope it comes back to haunt you shitbitch, fucking bitch,
sort know how you feel, but i also enjoy getting pissed
need to find a job before i can't afford ciggies anymore
>The allegations are non-recent sexual offences, dating back to between 2004 and 2011
ah yes
take benzos
My laptop has been stuck doing an update for an hour
Hmm
listening to yeezy