Be me around middle school

>be me around middle school
>have a tablet
>watch porn on said tablet
>one day have friend come over and stay the night
> later in the night decide to watch porn on tablet
>watching some hot lesbian stuff
>in middle of fap... the screen freezes
>mfw
>i begin to panic i press the power button it wont turn off.
> decide to throw it under a blanket and wait for it to die
part 2 coming soon

bump

do something

are you emptying your pepe folder?
/sage

part two
>i wake up the next morning with only one thing on my mind
>the tablet
>i go and check on it
>its still alive and the screen has not changed
> in my mind i thought i was gonna die if my mom found out
>so go into mega autistic panic mode
>mfw

no im not

This
More pepes

part 3
>since the screen is frozen i cant do anything
> i dont know when its going to die or if someone is going to want to use it
>mfw i was thinking of what to do

Is there a part three, or...?
Also, who the fuck cant contain themselves to not fap for one night? Like, you probably faped the night before (just an assumption, to be fair), and you could have Fapped the next night.

hall i am not' alone ok this one time

Add french articles, and you have a rage comic niveaux thing.

Gesundheit, could you say that again?

what the fuck every thing is wrong

Bump

part 4
> i came up with the most autistic thing ever due to panic
> i must break the tablet its the way
>so i grabbed a hammer
>put the tablet under a blanket (its part of the plan)
>drop the hammer on top of the tablet
> pull the tablet out its broken but you can still see a naked lady so i hit it one more time
>now its really broken there is no light
>go to my mom and say "mom i broke my tablet" she responds with "how did you do that user?"
> "well i accidentally dropped a hammer on it"

part 5
>my mom says "oh well user im not getting you another one"
>mfw my mom believes
>mfw there was 2 hammer marks on the tablet

Still waiting, please elaborate

part 6 the end
>mfw i was so autistic i broke my tablet when it foze
>mfw i could have just waited for the tablet to die
>mfw i never got another tablet

i hoped you guys like that

Fucking sperg you could have done that in one part.

i do what i want

How old are you user? Think you're about a decade off

age is nothing but a number

lol just kiding

Holy fuck. So is the amount of money in my bank acount. Do you not realize, that this number stands for something?

why you gotta be so mean user

because im ananymous on this website, and have an extremely low self esteem, so i try to make myself feel better about myself by trying to act powerfully with some sort of emotional power over others.
Also, i generally dislike the "age is just a number" bullshit, like that number had no meaning at all.

Anonymous*

>mfw when no one seems to notice i said lol just kidding

ok, thats fair.

I hereby officaly notice you. You have been noticed. Thank you for noticing that you have been noticed. That you have been noticed should be noted in a notice.

thanks user

no problem user

>be me 15 living at parents
>used to keep all my porn on a USB stick
>all sorts of degenerate shit
>hentai, femdom, even some gay shit
>dad finds it
>takes it to work
...
>didn't look me in the eye for a week
Think he's forgotten now though but the fucking cringe when I think about it

When was that? bc we live in an age and time where i have a vast amount of porn at my free disposal anywhere within a 7 miles distance of a continent of this planete.
Also he probably did'nt forget, he just chose never to talk about it because it would be easyer than to face the fact that his son is a faggot.

Keeping porn on a usb stick... Smart as fuck considering most people don't care about where they keep their porn.

Parents almost finding my porn story
>be me
>degenerate as fuck
>keep porn on phone camera library
>fetish shit so if anyone checks I'm fucked
>wifi is down
>mom sets up hotspot
>"user I need your phone"
>why?
>"just bring it up"
>brings it up
>she's fucking around in settings
>clicks off settings into internet browser
>I grab the phone right out of her fucking hand
>GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE user
>ITS MY PROPERTY YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
>Asks me if I have "disgusting images of women" on my phone
>tell her no
>I'm basically lying
>she's fucking around on her phone trying to set that shit up
>rush to bathroom with my phone
>delete everything
>clears browser history
>thankfuckinggod.jpg
>moral of the story: don't keep porn on your phone where your mother can easily access

>be me around middle school
>have a tablet

stupid millennials

Or dont b underage.

GTFO KID