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Australia 109/3 (30 ov)
vs India

New Zealand 268
South Africa 24/2 (7 ov)

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taking the straffpill lads who's with me?

ellyse > holly

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drank 4L of water today lads

12th inch for The Grand House's penis.

*drinks beer*

aussies have got used to losing.
losing is their fate now.

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

Remember how I said recently I’d taken my favourite ever pic? Yeah it’s been topped. If you want to use this, hit me up

Nth for Sean is fat

do you think de grandhomme could satisfy this?

My body becomes sexual when I am turned on, not when you are.

THICC

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Can /cric/ recommend a show for me to watch? Getting sleepy Tbh

twitter.com/straffo

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I've been watching Suits. Pretty entertaining.

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threadGOD

love how he's joining the bill leak bashing squad
has absolutely no morals in the pursuit of poon

I got banned about a year ago because I commented "Based Straffo" on one of his posts. Fucking sperg.

kek

i wonder if he knows that something is wrong with him

Who's this cute girl?

I love straffo

Laughed about bill leaks death desu

on that keto diet yet lads?

dubs and straffo ends up as a movie critic/director

I want to try GOMAD because i'm skinny but /fit/ won't tell me if it's a meme or not.

not a meme to be honest
just space out the milk and eat a good diet

How many minutes ago did they go on lunch lads?

All that weight you gain you will just put on around your stomach. Don't do it. Eat heaps of tuna and you'll be set.

only if he doesnt exercise

how long is this fucking lunch

i wonder if they eat indian food

their mother got the order wrong, had to recook it.

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2L of full cream a day here

How is your stomach lad?

suits is dogshit
twin peaks season 1 to get prepped for season 3 this year

I got blocked after I followed him and retweeted something

season 2 was kino
youtube.com/watch?v=4QBl-BuEIV8

Most of season 2 was fucking garbage with all that soap opera shit.

any episode involving either david lynch or mark frost was absolutely elite, but yeah the middle section was fucking garbage. Fuck ABC for ruining it.

Season 3 is entirely directed by lynch and co-written by both lynch and frost though so I have high hopes

>Sharma making fun of a retard

how is this allowed?

spasticgate 2017 Tbh

>all that soap opera shit

As opposed to the rest of the show which had none of it?

First half of Season 2 was just as good if not even better than Season 1 as a whole. The finale was easily the best episode in the series. Even the "soap opera" shit was still quality

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>Even the "soap opera" shit was still quality

Remember that time Goosey got so buttflustered that his thread wasn't getting any attention he bitched to the mods to get the other one deleted?

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>Even the "soap opera" shit was still quality

I can't objectively argue with this, it's a bad opinion but you're entitled to this.

Kek.

Correct

And the last act of Fire Walk With Me is easily one of the most POWERFUL minutes of cinema ever recorded

Need to finish twin peaks
Binge watched season 1 and most of season 2 in December but stopped for some reason

Fire Walk With Me is literally the most underrated movie ever made, but you can't seriously tell me you enjoyed James getting cucked by middle aged women, nadine going to high school, catherine martell pretending to be an elderly asian man or Dick Tremayne changing a tire?
I enjoyed Bobby's subplot and Ben Horne going crazy, but fuck the rest of that shit. The finale was LITERALLY a big middle finger to all of that by Lynch

>some reason

Because it turns to shit, but you should watch the end though. You can safely skip any part with James, you won't miss a thing.

Game going on and more than half the comments are about tv. I think /cric/ is dead.

Remember that time Goosey got so buttflustered that people weren't talking about cricket in his thread thread and bitched to the mods to them banned?

kohli ded

the finale more than makes up for the shit you have to wade through in season 2 Tbh

PLEASE TELL ME YOUVE INJURED YOUR SHOULDER PISS RAT.

kek get fucked pissrat

>thought Kohli was hurt for a moment

one can only hope

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I bet pissrat is just faking it so he won't have to embarrass himself with the bat again

Will Smith smith out a much needed captains knock?

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jaden smith is a philosopher m8

is jaden smith related to will smith?

Fuck Australia and fuck white people

t. straffo

If Shaun Marsh gets out cheaply again, he WILL be dropped for the terrorist, and this makes gatecunt FURIOUS

Is gatecunt related to walkcunt?

Just arch nemesises I think m8

Still don't rate him

>handscomb will be good in india

HAHA TIME FOR MEMES

meme time lads

>handsCUM

Just got my arsehole stretched out lads

It's fucking time lads

pics

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>maximum glenwell
>Wearing white
Ohboy

why did we let this happen lads?
is this the end of Australian cricket

BIG STRONK MEMES

Based statsy

Hows the family fish n chips shop going lad?

Reverse sweep when?

Handsome and muscular statsjesus

BASED statsbottom

Hayden is actually a reasonable commentator , much better than Cuck and Bald Lee

STATSMESSIAH HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS

that was the only """insight""" he's had all series

This is easily the weakest of statscunts gimmicks

STATSDEITY WONT YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

I have literally never so much as smiled at it

Consistency is a quality of the very best. Just like that, Steve Smith gets to 50!

Meme Shit is elite