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can I overdose on the pills?

It says 'a' pill, you only get one.

wtf don't want it then

Iron man suit - who cares, don't wanna be a super here
Double life - wouldn't that be depressing? Watching everyone you know she and die while you're still young?
Celebrity - so I have to abandon everything in my life, and somehow pretend to know background info on this celebrities personal relationships?
Love potion - well I'm already in love, don't need it.

They're all mediocre.. I guess life pill is best?

Don't mind me

Ironman Suit

>originally expected to live around 70-80, now you get to live to 140-160 and be a living sack of skin and dementia and pain, guess the pill didn't mention that you would only just be living longer

The iron man suit would be fucking badass, are you retarded? It's the only correct option

spotted the pessimist, cant even imagine anything good. iron man is best, a suit to fly and fuck around it who said you had to be a superhero. theres nothing to even fight against

Fly around killing nigs and sand nigs.

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Can i just have a pile that gives me happiness

Those are called Xanax, boyo.

If you're going to nitpick the pill because it didnt give clarification, then you have to do that to the suit too.

>takes suit. No AI as it was in wireless and part of the rest of tony's world. Suit powers on, works, no support in being operational. Miss-fires missle/lasers off leg or head/flys and falls to death. etc GG

Probably the pill just so I could go on about "back in my day" shit all the time

hit me up with that love potion nigga

Use the Iron Man suit to become a famous and then break into the place where they keep the pills fuck love

I get to die from the suit? You're just making this better for me

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assuming there's no genie "but your gut flora don't so you starve for decades lawlsoclever" bullshit I'll take pill

Iron man suit would be confiscated by the gov almost immediately. If I didn't they'd probably kill me
I'm already over living so fuck doing it for twice as long, also if I did want to live twice as long there's nothing stopping me from getting killed
Trading places with a celeb, how does this work? Do I retain their talents and keep my memories? What happens to them? Do they know they've been switched?
Love potion is alright I guess
I'd want to use it on a celebrity which would he useless because I'd never be able to make them drink it

Iron man suit? Pass.
Pill to live longer? No thanks.
Trade places with any celeb? Nah.
Love potion? Gimme dat.

With the love potion you could make that celeb fall in love with you. Then you don't need to be them, you get their money and whatever the fuck else you want including that Iron man suit if it were real. Fuck living longer.

>>Trade places with any celebrity
>>Bill Gates

Now I have all four.

Ya fuck.

I hate marvel but compared to the others I'd pick the iron Man suit

Assuming you're younger than 61 you'll live shorter.

except the tech for powered armor doesn't exist, medical science can't extend your life significantly at any price unless you're currently poor as fuck and can't afford basic care (not to mention he's old as shit), annnnnd magic fucking potions aren't real

The Iron Man suit is tempting, but there's not actually much you could do with it without becoming a felon and/or having the military breathing down your neck.
I'd pick "trade places with any celebrity" and google for some 8-10 year old girl from some Di$ney show or whatever. At my age, that's almost as good as the "double your life expectancy" pill without the pitfall of "you live to 120, but you're old and decrepit as fuck past 70". Plus i'd get to play with 10 year old pussy whenever i want, live out some loli fantasies, become famous for making home pornos at 12, etc.

How does the pill work? If I'm currently 30, then does that guarantee I have 30 more years to live at a minimum? Or if I'm going to die in 5 minutes, then I get to live 10 minutes?

life expectancy is the actuary figure, so like if you're a white male upper class american you 'should' live to 75, hence your life expectancy is 75 (or whatever no idea of real number)

What if celebrity children are also considered celebrities? I mean being some insanely rich person's kid almost guarantees an awesome life that has a low requirement to into.

Love Potion
>empty love
Celeb Life
>paparazzi watching your every step
Suit
>you need the power to charge it
Pill to live longer
>living longer

There are no good choices

Does the love potion work with multiple people?

If so how many?

If not I'd probably go with the pill.

>>you need the power to charge it
it's powered by the reactor he invented... that's like half the plot. do you not have movies in your country?

Depends on which movie.
In 1 and 2 the reactor isn't part of the suit, it's part of Tony.
In 3 the suit somehow runs out of power when it's on him while he still has the reactor in his chest and it has to be recharged from an outlet in some kid's garage because lolplot. The first time we see a suit with an arc reactor that's actually part of the suit and not part of Tony is Age Of Ultron.
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but if you look at the suits in 2 they all have the glowy chest, and war machine darky steals one and flies off without needing a chest implant, how does that work if they aren't integrated?

Out of those options? The pill.

>iron man suit
this is so fucking stupid. Seriously, the time, money, resources, and genius-level intelligence it would take to maintain, upgrade, and repair this suit would make it impossible for any non-millionaire person with an IQ lower than 180 to actually do anything worthwhile with it. Not to mention you'd have to be in peak physical shape to operate it best. And let's not even get started on how you'll be branded Terrorist #1 by every planet on Earth until you turned the suit over.

>double life expectancy
If I were rich and/or ridiculously good-looking. So no, for me.

>trade places with celebrity
best option so far.

>love potion
let's be honest, "love" gets old. Women become less attractive (even if they're still generally attractive) to whoever is with them. Not to mention all the limitations that come with being in a serious long-term relationship.

>Trade place with celeb it is! Bieber. I hate the kid, but no denying that he'll be drowning in pussy for the next few decades at least. And he's rich enough for the next 10 generations of Biebers to be set for life.

10/10 kek

The only right answer

*sigh* they're all such shitty options

The Mk II that becomes War Machine was built specifically for Rhodey so it has its own Arc Reactor (there's even a scene of Rhodey removing it before turning the suit over to the Air Force for study) but Tony's suit still runs off the reactor in his own chest. The drones in IM2 all have the glowy chest because Vanko can also build Arc Reactors. The Iron Legion in 3 all have them because 3 was a huge wad of plotholes. Not only is the modular armor he wears throughout the movie apparently the only one without its own Arc Reactor, it's also the only one that can't run off of the reactor in Tony's chest because it runs out of power with him in it and inexplicably can't be recharged from the reactor in his chest.
Like I said, the definition of "fully functional" depends on which movie you're watching.

all those fucking suck
>except the ironman suit

This is how I will fix it.
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Iron Man suit: >it will last you a lifetime, you get also the know-how to fix it and modify it to fit your needs. Has own reactor no need to replace in 100 years.

Pill: >you get to live twice the life expectancy for someone your race and background you will age slowly, and have the choice to just die any time you want. No suicide just lie and die whenever you chose to.

Celebrity >You will take the place of that celebrity, he/her will just be replaced by you, you get to be you but also the talent to pretend to be that other person,(still shitty imo)

Love potion > Magic, you can summon it any time manifests as a small spray bottle you just have to be a spitting distance to the object of you desire, its reversible, just spray the person again and he/she will lost interest in you

double your life expectancy

I've always wanted an ironman suit so I could kill all the terrorists in syria then proceed to kill everyone in israel

I would agree with you but it could be a double edge sword. Imagine you chose to be Chloe Moretz when she was a cute loli, how would you have guess she would grow so ugly. Many cute kids in tv shows and movies grow to be not so pretty adults.

yea same, if you can live another 100 years the tech should be good enough to make you a god

You know what i would like to have? a sort of customization menu that lets me change my body as if it was a really good character creator.
But because that isn't on the picture i have to ask.
Does the pill also makes you age slower? or would i be an old fuck who can't even move and shit himself for another 80 years or so?
Also is the love potion one use only?

Iron man suit
Rob anything, nobody ever knows who you are.
Nobody can shoot you, you can escape before anybody can bring in any heavy weapons.

As long as you're quick, you would be unstoppable. And you would almost never have to use the suits missiles.

I'd take the fully operational suit. I'm already over 50, well past my life expectancy for my way of living, don't care about celebrities as I really don't know who they even are, and I don't need to make everyone love me.
Nice to have a set of armor with all the bells, whistles, and weapons just in case and for fun

>Every planet on earth.

love potion. would make things so much faster. which compensates life expectancy.

Would never trade places with a celeb.

Iron man suit is just useless for my dreams.

>A pill to double your life expectancy.
This is extremely retarded. even the most deranged masochist wouldnt want this.

>Iron Man Suit
No thanks, I don't have the money to maintain a suit of armor on that level of tech
>Trade Places with any Celebrity
I hate almost every celebrity so no.
>Pill to double your life expectancy
>See's all my friends and family die before me
>Live through god knows how many wars
>Possibly be considered an anomaly
>Get captured and have blood drained to bring pseudo immortality
No thanks
>Love Potion
So you mean true love or "Love" the kind you clean up with the mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

>Iron man suit is just useless for my dreams.
couldn't sell it and buy an island, or whatever else you may want?

does the luv potion have multiple uses? i wood get bored with one bitch