What is the PROPER way to prepare a steak?

What is the PROPER way to prepare a steak?

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Fuck the cow before you kill it so the steak will be loaded with oxytocin then if you did it right you should fall in love with the steak

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#1 buy quality
#2 take your time for the preparations
#3 a HOT pan
#4 only high quality side dishes

The best steak cannot be any good if you rape it with something like on OP's pic

What kind of steak? And what kind of side dishes do you have on hand?

eggs are the only side dish you need

Shove it up your ass for three hours

cook it

i dont know user, ive eaten my own cum and i still hate myself.

Boiled (in milk) over hard with a side of jellybeans served raw.

eggs and steak? the fuck is wrong with you

You need a single vegetable side. Potatoes. Rice. Mushrooms. Onion. Broccoli.

That's why you have to treat yourself to a candelit dinner first user, otherwise the cum won't taste genuine.

get the best quality you can get for your money

also, backed kumara, sour cream and a chilly salad with a honey-vinegar dressing would kick ass.

what kind of limp wristed cointry do you live in where steaks aren't breakfast.

Medium rare

the way that you personally enjoy, you twats.
>b-b-but red is classy! and i'm better than you!
awesome, faggot. good for you.
>you can't eat red meat! you'll get sick!
take a chance every now and then you fucking pussy
tl;dr : eat your shit however you like it.

clearly youre in america, i am too, and i must say, this place is disgusting and you should feel ashamed for being a fat faggot.

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The answer is... Any way you want.

you can just typed that on google. why the fuck do you open a thread

Well done, covered in ketchup.

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Eat a soysteak instead you fucking barbarian.

need to try.

any recommendation on the flavor of jellybeans?

who shat in your cereal

in the microwave

that's chicken fried steak, it's actually just cube steak or tenderized top round sliced thin then fried like a cutlet and covered in what's basically bechemel with an assload of black pepper.

it's cheap and greasy, great drunk food. fuck peas though.