I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY HEAD AND NOTICED THAT I HAD BEEN BLEEDING

I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY HEAD AND NOTICED THAT I HAD BEEN BLEEDING

>you will never be Gotze
>you will never score a world cup winning goal, then get paid to be fat for the rest of your life

is he gonna die?

Is he growing a pair of boobs?

Is that Cher's daughter?

is Götze the next Caitlyn Jenner?

Nice tits.

what a body he has

>I ate Zidane

ITS A METABOLIC DISORDER REEE

looks like cushing-syndrom. His body is producing too much cortisol, that would explain his puffy round face.

whatever dude.

he won WC and made the winning goal.

ES IST EIN METABOLIC DISORDER

kek

he is full of chocolate

holy christ, is that Gotze? damn, that career is over then.

Is Dortmund the biggest cuck club in Germany?

>sell your best striker to rival
>they win everything
>sell your best midfielder to rival
>they win everything
>sell your best centre defender to rival
>they're proceeding to win everything
>rival club sell you back your best midfielder
>he gets fat and can't train for the foreseeable future

and obama will be gone too next year

>for the low cost of £21.7m only :^)

MUH THYROID

JUST

this is a possibility

top zozzle

Youre implying they wanted to sell their best players.

>Hummels
>best centre

top jej

>You are fat regardless

is he transitioning

Imagine how he would look like without his training.

underrated
He looks like a cartoon character

Thats take out in his hand isnt it?

is he injured?

god fucking dammit can you shut the fuck up with these shitty unfunny threads?

German genetics

he looks like an unfit Hitler Youth

Did you guys photoshop Gotze on a Brendan Fraser picture?

Wait, Mario Götze looks like THAT?

...

>German genetics
hardly an insult since he shot the WC winning goal and had a large female following

No I'm not.
And yes Hummels was their best center back.

>ywn get paizuri from Gotze

For me, it's Haley Joel Osment

Thomas Brolin in the making

reminder that this man has a world cup bronze medal, after being narrowly beaten by classic '94 brazil team in the semis. he's also won coppa italia and golden boot.

>this is the guy that cucked messi out of a world cup

top fucking jej

He's a big guy

No seriously, what the fuck does he eat to be as fat as an american?

surely this has been shopped, right?

like all those Chloe Grace Moretz shops that float around on Sup Forums so you can't really tell what's shooped and what isn't anymore

fuck off buyern faggot

its only a bit streched but not much, hes still bloated, but could be due to meds he takes for his treatment

can someone post the picture of him with a boner at the beach