I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY HEAD AND NOTICED THAT I HAD BEEN BLEEDING
I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY HEAD AND NOTICED THAT I HAD BEEN BLEEDING
>you will never be Gotze
>you will never score a world cup winning goal, then get paid to be fat for the rest of your life
is he gonna die?
Is he growing a pair of boobs?
Is that Cher's daughter?
is Götze the next Caitlyn Jenner?
Nice tits.
what a body he has
>I ate Zidane
ITS A METABOLIC DISORDER REEE
looks like cushing-syndrom. His body is producing too much cortisol, that would explain his puffy round face.
whatever dude.
he won WC and made the winning goal.
ES IST EIN METABOLIC DISORDER
kek
he is full of chocolate
holy christ, is that Gotze? damn, that career is over then.
Is Dortmund the biggest cuck club in Germany?
>sell your best striker to rival
>they win everything
>sell your best midfielder to rival
>they win everything
>sell your best centre defender to rival
>they're proceeding to win everything
>rival club sell you back your best midfielder
>he gets fat and can't train for the foreseeable future
and obama will be gone too next year
>for the low cost of £21.7m only :^)
MUH THYROID
JUST
this is a possibility
top zozzle
Youre implying they wanted to sell their best players.
>Hummels
>best centre
top jej
>You are fat regardless
is he transitioning
Imagine how he would look like without his training.
underrated
He looks like a cartoon character
Thats take out in his hand isnt it?
is he injured?
god fucking dammit can you shut the fuck up with these shitty unfunny threads?
German genetics
he looks like an unfit Hitler Youth
Did you guys photoshop Gotze on a Brendan Fraser picture?
Wait, Mario Götze looks like THAT?
...
>German genetics
hardly an insult since he shot the WC winning goal and had a large female following
No I'm not.
And yes Hummels was their best center back.
>ywn get paizuri from Gotze
For me, it's Haley Joel Osment
Thomas Brolin in the making
reminder that this man has a world cup bronze medal, after being narrowly beaten by classic '94 brazil team in the semis. he's also won coppa italia and golden boot.
>this is the guy that cucked messi out of a world cup
top fucking jej
He's a big guy
No seriously, what the fuck does he eat to be as fat as an american?
surely this has been shopped, right?
like all those Chloe Grace Moretz shops that float around on Sup Forums so you can't really tell what's shooped and what isn't anymore
fuck off buyern faggot
its only a bit streched but not much, hes still bloated, but could be due to meds he takes for his treatment
can someone post the picture of him with a boner at the beach