If you could send a message back in time to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

if you could send a message back in time to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

don't get married

don't click the spoofed URL link.

Lay off the junk food or you'll be a fat fuck

why not?

>don't get married.

What!? That's one of greatest thing that could happen to anyone.

I wanna get marry

invest in google

Kill yourself.

Bend over...

Stay away from the coke in college.

Dump as much savings you can into dividend stocks and mutual funds and don't sell. Invest in property. Find a wife by you early thirties latest, gets hard after that.

better stop the whole suicidal act and start acting right. Do better in school, and keep trying to get some girls instead of giving up after a few failures.

>why not?
got divorced three weeks ago.

escape from your house at 18 yo and never look back

Always pull out

I'd tell him to find me the sauce on that webm

Study harder because when you were told you were unusually intelligent as a kid.. they were right. As things stand you'r a total faggot right now but you get to become a cool guy later but remember that education is and was key. Get to reading earlier and trying earlier and reach even higher. Also, don't fuck coworkers and remember that your dad is a huge controlling asshole and you will never really forgive him and I don't expect you to. I don't totally either but look the other way sometimes.

Stay in Mexico, don't let your mother date anyone named Fernando, get your grandma to eat as healthy as possible and go get her checked regularly for ovary/stomach cancer or your whole family and extended family will suffer and break apart.

Also, start lifting faggot.

13 yo me, nothing.

9 yo me,
Kill him. It's ok, when you tell them why, they won't blame. you. You'll be just fine, you'll be better than fine.

This.

Stop going to Sup Forums, it's not worth it. Get out of the house you fucking loser.
Spend more time with your brother and don't let him get that surgery.

This.
And don't masturbate like a fuckin madman,and also start playing guitar.

no matter what happens. dont do drugs. graduate from college. do not masterbate to porngraphic material and be a man and stand up for yourself. because america will shit down your throat as soon as physically possible. lol.

Don't frame your cousin for the drunk rape at your party

start fucking the second you can
don't settle for a bitch till youre 30+

13yo self - do as many psychedelics as possible in college, find dmt as fast as you can, kill yourself after you fuck that stripper on your 20th birthday she drops you a few weeks later and it's all downhill

The only way to live a happy life is to find what it is you enjoy most in life and find a way to make a living doing it. And all women are insecure, even the hot ones.

same tbh

Kill yourself now so you dont have to live in a misery in the future

theres no bright future awaiting you, its all downhill from here,
just kill yourself and save yourself the trouble.

don't be such a pussy.

college is a joke. join a trade after highschool.

When you are in the hallway and you call her name... Go into her room and wake her up to see if she will do what she promised...

It would say op is a faggot

Shit will be going downhill from now on... Belive me

This

Stop worrying about making friends, those who will be there for you will stay. The more you try the more you'll be disappointed when people turn out not your friend.

Don't stick your hand Infront of the planner infeed unless you want to loose a finger. Moron.

that's some gay shit

traps are fucking gay

You can get away with almost anything when you're under 17, & the records get expunged.

The world will be terminally infected with gay disease. Kill all the fags while you can.

I'd honestly go back and kick my ass, and tell myself " I'm sorry but I need an ass beating"

You fat shit. Same tho

The music industry as you know it now will be fucking obliterated by 2005; do something else. Join the fucking Merchant Marines & retire before 35.

>A message to 13 year old self
>Sup Forums is literally 99% people younger than 13
Geez, you sure are retarded kids, don't act like you are mature enough to even post past your sleep hours kiddos

IS THERE SAUCE OR A NAME FOR THIS BITCH

Not if it's the wrong person it ain't.

Buy and hodl bitcoin

Start trasitionong to a woman now

This
ThisNo. Get a business degree. The trades will kill your body by age 50.
The ultimate is to have a skilled trade AND a degree. I am a certified auto tech but i’ve been working in automotive data for 12 years and I have indispensable knowledge, and i’m paid accordingly.
And yes, PULL OUT

Tell myself to turn 360° and walk away

Put down the cigarettes dont touch coke and stay away from the crazy pixie bitch

Ouch, Sup Forumsro. Greentext?

which trade, future me?

invest in google, walmart and buy property in 2007

Story time?

When your friend does that thing in the future, just fucking go with it. Don't doubt it, please just fucking go along with it. Your life will be better.

spend all your money on bitcoins

Anything STEM in college is a solid bet. I mean, I'm studying medicine so that's always useful. I think college is a waste for most people who avoid STEM, and/or aren't intelligent.

Some people have business success very early and shouldn't bother going as well obviously. It kind of depends on who you are and your position.

Brush your fucking teeth

care to elaborate?

sauce?

Don't let your little sister on that Polaris ATV, change schools as soon as possible, enjoy mom and dad being together while you can, and if you find a girl you like make a damn move.

do your homework you fucking procrastinating retard

don't get in to music

Ditch that black friend. He is a bully and is sending your life down a path that you dont want to go down.

Do NOT look past the Korean girl who fell in love with you at first sight to that 30 y.o. fucking whore you're sprung on, in five years. She's the one. Won't seem like it but she is. You will be fucking hurting for a loyal VIRGIN girl like that by the time you're hitting 40.

I feel you Sup Forumsro.

buy stock in yahoo ebay amazon.com and press record on your vcr on 9-11

getter!
the cute bigbutted 12 yr old irish
brunette
playing fairie angels wrapped in a white bedsheet in
the frontroom of pals house saturday,,only panties on under that sheet.

grab that ass

Have a talk with the parents and insist on getting on medication immediately.
Otherwise it'll be another 20 years before you admit you need help.

what happened in 2005?

Dad?

Also, invest in bitcoin

Piracy hit the point of having completely pulled the money rug out from under it. For people playing actual fucking instruments, at least.

no bitcoin that not real

Don't betray him. DON'T DO IT.
That girl doesn't worth your friendship.
And buy a lot of bitcoins.

really?
I always that was just a spook the RIAA pushed

bitcoins are not real!!!!!!!

Mine would be paragraphs about all my fuck ups I remember, and basic experience. Also not to open the don't keep scrolling meme because it spoils star wars and Pirates of the Carribean

give that brown bitch in highschool the D

When you turn 17, pursue Anne. Do whatever it takes to get with her.

Oh, and never start visiting Sup Forums.

Stop being a fucking cancer to society, also start paying attention in school.

kek

best advice so far

>coworkers
Explain

Making money from music was certainly never guaranteed; but there was still a much better chance & a larger %age of bands making at LEAST a decent living from album sales & such before piracy took off.
Lars was a big part of it killing the biz too; last fucking person that was needed to speak on how bad it was going to hurt music as a whole was a fucking spoiled douche of a mediocre drummer who already had millions whining about why they were suing people.
We needed it to be Dave Grohl tbh.
All of it together made the major label industry stop supporting actual bands.

Keep all your n64 games, don't trade them you fucking idiot.

Save up your money and buy into the stock market after it crashes in 2008

Buy a lot of bitcoin

Don't dislocate your fucking shoulder with that fucking shit rat you arrest in the hospital in the maternity ward, just taze the prick.

don't buy a computer or smartphone, move to the country and be completely ignorant as the nukes goes off (2018? calling it) and the world destroys itself

stop being such a fucking loser
get a girlfriend
be a proper older brother to your little brother

or don't bother at all, i'll probably kill myself in the future

Under rated

And netflix

Invest in bitcoin.
Leanne is the best woman you'll ever meet so please don't ruin it.
your father will die soon so quit being a little bitch to him.
Don't go to college it's a huge waste.
go to a doctor sooner then later, you are manic depressive and have an anxiety disorder and medication is the best thing for you.
Do more drugs before you get too old

Grow a pair and don't be a bitch, then I'd beat the living shit out of me

kill yourself now you were right

where i live piracy was already big since the CD,
on top of that classical its a bitch and a lost cause

Find Maria. You’ll need her. You’ll know her when you see her.

>classical
Holy shit, sorry man. Can barely even get people to appreciate the ability to play any kind of instrument at all anymore, let alone doing so WELL or PROPERLY.

Fuck every single one, must of them want to.