Eternal Arsenal Thread

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Fucking hate you, this was going to be the OP pic

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jack is shit, good reason he's wasting away at Bourmeme the one season he can actually play.

WENGER OOOOOOUUUUT

>Wenger is like Mugabe
Is that meant as a compliment? Can't imagine Zimbabwean media gets away with badmouthing Mugabe.

should have acted earlier la, not my fault

>Wenger refuses to set any targets for the rest of the season as "nothing is good enough anymore"

Coaches' records in Uefa club competition after 100 games:

Pep Guardiola: W61 D23 L16

Louis van Gaal: W61 D22 L17

Rafael Benitez: W60 D22 L18

Jupp Heynckes: W58 D20 L22

Valeriy Lobanovskiy: W56 D23 L21

Giovanni Trapattoni: W56 D22 L22

Fabio Capello: W54 D27 L19

Sven-Goran Eriksson: W54 D26 L20

Jose Mourinho: W54 D25 L21

Carlo Ancelotti: W51 D27 L22

Ernst Happel: W54 D18 L28

Sir Alex Ferguson: W49 D32 L19

Manuel Pellegrini: W48 D32 L20

Jorge Jesus: W51 D22 L27

Otto Rehhagel: W52 D19 L29

Sir Bobby Robson: W50 D25 L25

Ottmar Hitzfeld: W50 D24 L26

Dick Advocaat: W48 D29 L23

Luciano Spalletti: W51 D19 L30

Unai Emery: W47 D29 L24

Roberto Mancini: W47 D27 L26

Oleg Romantsev: W46 D23 L31

Guy Roux: W46 D23 L31

Thomas Schaaf: W44 D24 L32

Christian Gross: W44 D23 L33

Guus Hiddink: W43 D26 L31

Arsene Wenger: W42 D29 L29

Mircea Lucescu: W42 D25 L33

Yuri Semin: W39 D23 L38


>Wenger

He's smart.
If you don't set any targets, no one can claim that you didn't achieve them at the end of the season :-)

New 2-year contract incoming lads, let's see what French "talent" Wenger's gonna sign in the summer to replace Alexis

what happened to his whole "judge me at the end of the season shtick"?

How does Gross have 100 games in the CL?

>Simeone has only conceded 5 goals at Vincente Calderon in the CL in his entire managerial career
wow
must
be nice

its any uefa competition, CWC, EL etc

Oh ok, that makes sense then. Well I guess the next question is how Wenger has a worse record, than a man whose career highlights are mostly shitty Swiss teams?

so those other managers stat padded against Qäbälä, Hapoel Beer-Sheva, Midtjylland etc in the EL/UEFA cup. wenger has been in the CL every season.

>implying Wenger didn't stat pad in the CL qualifiers every August

Wenger has failed every CL season, gook.

>you now realise that Middlesborough have conceded less goals than us in the league this season

mustafi OUT
chambers IN

So, the key to win ManCity is to have giant cdm's that Black the opposition?

They've also only scored a little more than a third of the goals.

against better teams that christian gross and those literally who's played in the UEFA cup. gross played 70 games in that comedy tournament without ever winning it.

Big black CDM
Big black pacy striker

Coq OUT
Mix race OUT

Pfffff Arsenal can concede that many in a single game.

>against better teams that christian gross
He also managed far worse teams though. His best teams were Grasshoppers, who never did that well in Europe, and a pre good Basel, that he's largely responsible for making the team they are now. While he was managing them they were pretty mediocre, and they're still not that great.

>It's a jewmaican wanking over black men episode

all I knew is that he managed spurs and got beaten up by fans once. google tells that as expected he has 50 wins from 79 games in EL or fucking intertoto cup and never won either. poor stick with which to beat arsene when there are so many much thornier others.

Sam @samuelJayC
Wenger says "nothing is good enough anymore" in football. "You just try to do as well as you can." #afc
just shut up and be happy with 4th or second place lads

>implying we'll ever finish as high as2nd again under Wenger

What gives you entitled Arsenal fans the right to complain about finishing 4th every season? You can't possibly still be under the illusion that your 1997-2004 period was anything more than a fluke? The current Arsenal is the real Arsenal. That team was just an aberration.

>You just try
Yeah, well, about that...

that backpeddling, fuck off Wenger you absolute cunt
>fluke
just like the slip :^)?

Love how he keeps lowing the bar

from wanting to go unbeaten to 4th is like a trophy

the man will spin anything into a positive to make himself don't look like the shit he is

delusion grandeur at its finest. He nothing more than embarrassment anymore.

>no Feo
>no Welbz
>no Wilsh
>no Canaldo
Southgate Is clueless get bog sim back in

cant wait for the WILSH next season

dont care if hes shit just wanna see him give it large

Wilshere will only get called up when he's back at Arsenal
He has to play Cm for England though it's his best position

>moan about OPs pic
>had literally 4 and a half hours to make a thread after the last reached the reply limit

Get over it.

>Get over it.
says the guy still replying 4 hours later

this


also
i just woke up at the time i wasn't lurking for hours you fat twat

Jesus Christ NEETmaican still posts in /arse/? Even Tet got a life.

But what would we do without his inane takes on tired topics??

And I'll continue to post here for years and years

i have at least five years left of Neetdom then i may decide to start doing the family thing and get married

Strange concept for an article.

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You 25 as well la ?

In Oct

Bit younger then me then

Was that the 100 million tackle?
Man that season was awful, yet the team was more fun to watch than it is now.

Messi Minutes @MessiMinutes
German/Turkish CM Berkay Özcan is apparently being targeted by @Arsenal. The 19 year old has played 18 times for Stuttgart this season.

yeah by the end of this season we are going to wish we had a season like that again desu

no more turks please

yea fuck the turks

interesting on topic posts, good contribution to thread.

I'm done with this season now, can it just be summer again so I can get bored reading transfer gossip thanks

did you do your part and vote for wilders

walcott should be in the england squad tbf
having his best season in years

theres enough southampton men in the team already

I'd agree if he didn't pick Defoe. That's a brave choice but a good one.

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>Mourinho says he would have never sold Di Maria, Chicarito, and Welbeck
>Danny fucking Welbeck

how the fuck does he keep getting away with being considered a footballer? I really don't understand lads. How can it be okay for a striker to have zero technical ability and be shit at scoring?

WELBECK OUT
WENGER OUT
MOURINHO OUT

He works hard

But seriously welbeck has shown signs that he could be good at arsenal, too bad he also turned into a permacrock

i get the feeling arsenal don't have much of a post-wenger plan

Will FEO making past 500?

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/arse/ BTFO

why is he so smug?

>Even Tet got a life.

>tfw tet deleted her Twitter

twitter.com/charles_watts/status/842409012729659392

Jon Toral signed a contract extension with Arsenal in January before completing his loan move to Rangers in January.

According to FA records, the Gunners updated the Spaniard’s registration details on 16 January and Arseblog News can reveal that he has signed a new long-term deal with the club.

you thought

>Toral
>making it

Aren't Rangers getting ravaged by celtic daily though

>ramshit has almost played 300 games

how was this allowed to happen?

>her

I don't even know why the Scottish league is still even a thing

morning lads
WENGER OUT

Wenger

OUT

twitter.com/Stuart_PhotoAFC/status/842433085211852807

FA Cup semi final dates confirmed
Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur (k/o 17:15) on 22nd April.
Arsenal v Manchester City (k/o 15:00) – 23rd.

Atlético Madrid v Leicester City
Borussia Dortmund v Monaco
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid
Juventus v Barcelona

>Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur
2-0
>Arsenal v Manchester City
0-2

>Atlético Madrid v Leicester City
3-1
>Borussia Dortmund v Monaco
2-2
>Bayern Munich v Real Madrid
0-0
>Juventus v Barcelona
1-0

lmao

FULL ENGLAND SQUAD TO PLAY GERMANY AND LITHUANIA

Goalkeepers: Fraser Forster, Joe Hart, Tom Heaton

Defenders: Ryan Bertrand, Gary Cahill, Nathaniel Clyne, Phil Jones, Michael Keane, Luke Shaw, Chris Smalling, John Stones, Kyle Walker

Midfielders: Dele Alli, Michail Antonio, Ross Barkley, Eric Dier, Adam Lallana, Jesse Lingard, Jake Livermore, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Nathan Redmond, Raheem Sterling, James Ward-Prowse

Strikers: Jermain Defoe, Marcus Rashford, Jamie Vardy


>Wish there was a Championship for International Squads to play in..

>livermore over wilshere

southgate out
pardew in

>Michail Antonio
nice, ive already rated this guy

Kek I have to admit, no one handles journo questions like Wenger.

Ayyyyyylmao

how is this allowed?

he was unironically the best English winger last season. hasn't actually been that good this year though.

>Arsenal’s strength in the past 20 years has been Wenger. It is not all about results, but also the business part of the club that matters.

primorac OUT

>wenger isn't considering leaving
I mean I knew it already but it still hurts

>It is not all about results, but also the business part of the club that matters
It's a sport. It literally is all about results. The business part of the club comes from getting good results, and people/ businesses wanting to be affiliated with you because of it.

this is how fucked the club is. the first team coach saying something like that.

At this point I just hope that fucking Wonga doesn't outlive me.

he is 100% correct

wenger is business-wise the best manager in the world and has been for decades

obviously football-wise he is rubbish but arsenal holdings plc is a business first, football club second

>It's a sport. It literally is all about results. The business part of the club comes from getting good results, and people/ businesses wanting to be affiliated with you because of it.
rubbish. arsenal have won fuck-all in the last 13 years but their revenue has grown on par with the top clubs

>City
>Spuds
>United
>Stoke

That's 4 points and an FA Cup final

Why fans doesn't boycott the game like mass leaving in the middle of game

This happened in my country. The players of NK Maribor (they played Chelsea in Champions League a few seasons back) wanted to give their shirts to the fans after a disappointing performance. Since they were in the middle of bad results 6 games without a win, the fans took their shirts and started throwing them back at the players saying that they don't wear something that has traces of shit. After this Maribor went on a winning streak and finished the season on second place.

youtube.com/watch?v=wmzSNNxzRm4

>6 games without a win
hmmmm...

That's a lot

this only works at small clubs, if 2000 people dont go there is 3000 ready to take their place.

even arsenal do that once a season
some no-name slovenian clowns doing it doesn't surprise me unless it's a complete joke league like bundesliga

>complete joke league like bundesliga
It is. Maribor dominates and others fight for second place.