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wake up floyd

s'all over

schaub

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>Frankie is going to end the Yair meme already

why did Dana do this to us lads

Can someone eplain me why 211 looks so good while 210 looks so shit

probably due to the fact that you're a filthy casual

Texmexico will be rooting for YAIR

Nervous? Get a dog bro

Because DC is anti-fun and actively makes the fights around him look worse.

Nate Diaz unironically said he doesn't think Edgar has ever roided lol

It's true though

Would think the same about Barnett or Rothwell but both popped

multiple times lol

Manuva won't win

Rory is the only one to beat Tyron who hasn't tested positive at least once. Marquardt tested positive 37 times.

>no early threads
>2 threads made but no thread war
really makes you think how good /heem/ could be if a couple donks didn't post here

josh was just on some wwe ripoff, he looked like someone who barely worked out, he screwed up the wrestling move and nearly paralyzed the guy. it looked like it was on public access

Agree 100% my man

From now on I'll make all the OPs to avoid any confusion. If somebody else makes a thread by accident I'll direct everyone to the REAL thread.

Where's that wymyn btfo.webm poster, I wanna rub this in his face

mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-announces-2017-events-in-scotland-netherlands-and-Poland

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Kenny stole Doms name
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Haha what

Polish cuisine: at least it's not Indian shit

Edgar himself said that he understands why they want him to fight yair. If he wins that wont be too bad for rodrigez to lose given who he fought. And if frankie somehow loses to memekicker then dana can hype the latter even more.

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Lol guys who the fuck is that covington guy

>fronkie recently signed a 6 fight contract with the UFC
Fug man, please be careful. I want to see you retire without ever getting finished.

>ywn bbq with Sage & Tyron

Should be main events to be fully honest. Also, Frankie gon get BJ Penn'd

>Tyron
>Hear how he is prejudiced for like 2 hours
no thx tho

Wtf people actually eat chicken feet? That seems poverty as heck We need to save sage from this he is being corrupted

Yair was ko'd by some no name back in the day and frankie can pull it off either. But he will wrestlefuck him to decision

>sage unironically going along with everything Tyron says.

Haha that is so funny

>i want to be a heem celebrity too

'no'

I'm preventing thread warss

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>this is actually in her "highlight" reel

at least its not rousey tier

#2 ranked in the WORLD

who did he call?

>dubya emem ay

Damn DC has no fans outside of plebbit. I see him getting shit on by people on Facebook and Instagram a lot.

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would let her to sit on my face/10

is Bigson Shepp a good fighter?

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Do you think Dana donates a lot to charities?

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Sure, if Charity is a common name for a prostitute.

How is he so big if he eats such small portions of food?

>racetiming
kek

>heem mma general
Heem you are self

He eats often

I'm Connor Ruebusch and if you are interested in the finer points of face punching you've come to the right place. This... is Heavy Hands.

I wonder why?

he eats 8 meals a day for fast metobalosim thats why hes so lean

I'm not seeing his fighting record anywhere

whats that birdpoop at the end of his plate pudding? salad dressing?

thousand smile dressing

white ppl sauce with no spices

Why do Tyrone fans act like he absolutely BTFO and dominated Wonderboy?

It's not a fight you should be proud of as a fan of his. Think Hendo vs Bisping 2, as a bisping fan. Just one of those fights you should avoid bringing up.

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why was Tyrons Father out of the picture

What would be a good mma technique to use in this situation?

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From the way he words it it seems like they have yet to reach an agreement.
Who knows how it will play out.

lmao

BBC docu on weight cutting to show your casual friends

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The Reem run works

>wmma

CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOUT DA

What's wrong with black people? Why are they such savages?

haha! XD! :PPP

funny how Dana went from saying it will never happen to completely flipping

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Ken Flo does some decent impressions desu

yeah he says "I wouldn't ever keep Conor from making that kind of money"
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when before he was threatening an "epic fall"

lads, should I go weigh ins tomorrow?

Will Yoel ever get titleshot? I only see that happening if Kelvin beats Silva

what is this about

nvm noticed that she drove into the gasstation lmao how can that even happen

Would have shot her the second she started approaching me aggressively. I have no idea what kind of weapon she might have. Thank Schaub I wasn't there.

Oh, so you're a wrestler now?

He's a roid monkey that barely speaks English and is nearly 40 years old.

You're damn right they want Bisping to be champ as long as possible.

Hell probably get an interim and then will have to get the next title shot

until he's stripped for roidin, then Bisping will fight TRTor

>tony Ferguson vs Nate Diaz

Will this ruin the trilogy?

Yes.

This would be a fun fight

If Nate somehow beat Tony the LW division would be in shambles. Nate would obviously get the shot and Khabibs butthurt would be astronomical

Now that Robin black is officially /our guy/ should we invite him for an AMA?

Yes. Someone reach out to him. I dont have an anonymous twitter handle.

Who is the most well rounded fighter in the UFC?

Mighty Mouse.

>manlet
>125lbs
>''''''''''''''well rounded'''''''''''

If you could go to any future card that the ufc has planned, which one would it be? I just got rich overnight and I wanna go on a trip.

What was the tweet / story here

Blampart Speb

212 in Rio my man

>#1 p4p
>Most dominant champion in the UFC
>Great Standup, Ground Game, and Conditioning.
>The only fault you can find with him is he's short.

Casual.

>Gayweather can take dat left han' shot

if think this ur gay, if u think Gayweather stands a chance your ass is full of cum

This is mostly inference on my part
>Reddit h8s helwani
>Reddit like Robin Black
>Robin said he liked helwani and fuck Reddit if they have a problem with it
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