Bored as fuck in my hotel, taking requests - really retarded shit will require dubs

Bored as fuck in my hotel, taking requests - really retarded shit will require dubs

take a bath to relax

No bath in this one, just a shower. Taking a crap to relax for now

Balllllllllsss I'm fuckin bored

Send me money

Take a bunch of guns and shoot at the concert across the street.

Fuck off I decline your jewdom

Kek

Go get ice

strangle an escort with his own bra

Done, now what nigga

Put 1 into ass.

fuck up the mini fridge regardless of the bill

Pick up a rifle and shoot the nearby concert

Take a picture of the front desk worker

You beat me to it.

Order 5 pies for room service and post whoever brings them, as well as the pies.

Do think you could sneak 40 rifles in there?

Play sexxx noises on your computer :)

got any rifles? those might entertain you a little bit

Fuck that was cold, felt pretty good though

>Bored as fuck in my hotel
Are you in Vegas?

LMFAO pour wine in asshole and push it out and post it

SHOOT ASSAULT RIFLE OUT OF WINDOW!

Log on to old school runescape

Pour wine over computer and blame it on room service.

It's a full sized fridge, not trying to fuck up an $800 appliance

No rifles, not in vegas lmao

Creative, but no room service here, it's like a long term stay place

Left my computer at work, can always just moan or some shit but it's tough to post a pic of that.

Almost quads but I'm on it

My asshole doesn't gape, and not tryina butt chug anyway, gotta work tomorrow lmao

ask room service to bring you up a framed photo of Hitler

Realized I'm retarded and have my personal computer one sec

BOYYY

Done

>spotify
pleb

Order pizza for room next door

Donee

piss in a corner of the room

Hang yourself as a prank

Butt sip some wine dude

Not putting alcohol in my ass, tastes too good to waste

So where's the pic

Goatse with time stamped pic.

joke was 2 ez u lazy pleb

Rest your balls on the toruses press for as long as possible?

Re-rawlin'

came here just for this

Till rollin'

Squash your cock against the window and take a pic of it and the view?

Too fuckin lazy and tired to leave the room

How would I take a picture, hold a timestamp and spread my ass at the same time?

Insert bottle of wine into anus

2nd

3rd

dubs

Rollin

Me and your GF have been sleeping together for awile OP.
>Really started to fall for her
>Spent nights together whilst you was away.
>We used to lay in bed together
>Just think of us together forever I used to say to her
>She always loved that.
>Always gives me the tightest cuddles when I talk about disappearing together.
>Just me and you babe
>Together forever
>Heheh
>I was in love with the way she laughed at my jokes
>Of corse I'd never tell her that.
>I'd act cool and just treat her like a fuck buddy
>But I'd always drop the occasional hint
>Me and you together babe
>We won't need his money one day
>We'll have it all
>So right now OP I'm laid here with your GF OP.
>She keeps smiling at me
>How shall you do it she keeps asking
>Theheh
>She wants you gone more than I do
>We'll lead him out to the woods babe
>How will we do that?
>Erm... Well you'll have to lead him there and I'll be waiting in the shadows
>huh huh
>You could say you wanted some woodland sex
>huh huh
>Then when the time is right KAPOW
>Tehehehhehehe, you could never do that.
>NO?
>Teheh, no
>Don't try me bitch, we'll see about that

Too much glare, windows are too high

Almost emptied the bottle, will deliver

cut off your dick

Shit in your bed and make them change your sheets.

Pics or it never happened.

Deliver on the window pic too and we have ourselves a deal.
You're not scared someone will think you're pointing a gun at them are you?

Write time stamp on ass and set up your cam timer.

Don't take requests if you can't figure out simple things.

Heres the tip

To the hilt

I go to nude beaches and beat off in front of windows pretty regular, it's just impractical here or I'd be happy to lmao

Now lick it?

Do it faggot!

...

Up to the hilt!

show how big ur dick can get, then stroke it and cum to see how much cum can a faggot produce

On a window.

get a escort

6.5 inches hard, pretty girthy, will be back soon with a cum pic

On the window?

Starting to leak

Ha dubba dubs! Now you have to do it faggot.

Done, someone drove by real slow right as I busted

Good boy. Give yourself a pat on the helmet.

Start shooting out of the hotel window

I aim to please

I already just shot my load at the hotel window, out of ammo for now