Bored as fuck in my hotel, taking requests - really retarded shit will require dubs
Bored as fuck in my hotel, taking requests - really retarded shit will require dubs
take a bath to relax
No bath in this one, just a shower. Taking a crap to relax for now
Balllllllllsss I'm fuckin bored
Send me money
Take a bunch of guns and shoot at the concert across the street.
Fuck off I decline your jewdom
Kek
Go get ice
strangle an escort with his own bra
Done, now what nigga
Put 1 into ass.
fuck up the mini fridge regardless of the bill
Pick up a rifle and shoot the nearby concert
Take a picture of the front desk worker
You beat me to it.
Order 5 pies for room service and post whoever brings them, as well as the pies.
Do think you could sneak 40 rifles in there?
Play sexxx noises on your computer :)
got any rifles? those might entertain you a little bit
Fuck that was cold, felt pretty good though
>Bored as fuck in my hotel
Are you in Vegas?
LMFAO pour wine in asshole and push it out and post it
SHOOT ASSAULT RIFLE OUT OF WINDOW!
Log on to old school runescape
Pour wine over computer and blame it on room service.
It's a full sized fridge, not trying to fuck up an $800 appliance
No rifles, not in vegas lmao
Creative, but no room service here, it's like a long term stay place
Left my computer at work, can always just moan or some shit but it's tough to post a pic of that.
Almost quads but I'm on it
My asshole doesn't gape, and not tryina butt chug anyway, gotta work tomorrow lmao
ask room service to bring you up a framed photo of Hitler
Realized I'm retarded and have my personal computer one sec
BOYYY
Done
>spotify
pleb
Order pizza for room next door
Donee
piss in a corner of the room
Hang yourself as a prank
Butt sip some wine dude
Not putting alcohol in my ass, tastes too good to waste
So where's the pic
Goatse with time stamped pic.
joke was 2 ez u lazy pleb
Rest your balls on the toruses press for as long as possible?
Re-rawlin'
came here just for this
Till rollin'
Squash your cock against the window and take a pic of it and the view?
Too fuckin lazy and tired to leave the room
How would I take a picture, hold a timestamp and spread my ass at the same time?
Insert bottle of wine into anus
2nd
3rd
dubs
Rollin
Me and your GF have been sleeping together for awile OP.
>Really started to fall for her
>Spent nights together whilst you was away.
>We used to lay in bed together
>Just think of us together forever I used to say to her
>She always loved that.
>Always gives me the tightest cuddles when I talk about disappearing together.
>Just me and you babe
>Together forever
>Heheh
>I was in love with the way she laughed at my jokes
>Of corse I'd never tell her that.
>I'd act cool and just treat her like a fuck buddy
>But I'd always drop the occasional hint
>Me and you together babe
>We won't need his money one day
>We'll have it all
>So right now OP I'm laid here with your GF OP.
>She keeps smiling at me
>How shall you do it she keeps asking
>Theheh
>She wants you gone more than I do
>We'll lead him out to the woods babe
>How will we do that?
>Erm... Well you'll have to lead him there and I'll be waiting in the shadows
>huh huh
>You could say you wanted some woodland sex
>huh huh
>Then when the time is right KAPOW
>Tehehehhehehe, you could never do that.
>NO?
>Teheh, no
>Don't try me bitch, we'll see about that
Too much glare, windows are too high
Almost emptied the bottle, will deliver
cut off your dick
Shit in your bed and make them change your sheets.
Pics or it never happened.
Deliver on the window pic too and we have ourselves a deal.
You're not scared someone will think you're pointing a gun at them are you?
Write time stamp on ass and set up your cam timer.
Don't take requests if you can't figure out simple things.
Heres the tip
To the hilt
I go to nude beaches and beat off in front of windows pretty regular, it's just impractical here or I'd be happy to lmao
Now lick it?
Do it faggot!
...
Up to the hilt!
show how big ur dick can get, then stroke it and cum to see how much cum can a faggot produce
On a window.
get a escort
6.5 inches hard, pretty girthy, will be back soon with a cum pic
On the window?
Starting to leak
Ha dubba dubs! Now you have to do it faggot.
Done, someone drove by real slow right as I busted
Good boy. Give yourself a pat on the helmet.
Start shooting out of the hotel window
I aim to please
I already just shot my load at the hotel window, out of ammo for now