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Australia 299/4 (90 ov) v India
Sri Lanka 338 v Bangladesh 214/5 (60 ov)
New Zealand 268 v South Africa 24/2 (7 ov)

South Aust 225 v Tasmania 76/3 (18.2 ov)
Queensland 208 v Victoria 20/0 (5 ov)
West Aust 360/5 (95 ov) v NSW

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youtube.com/watch?v=dk_XgnIsM04
espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-sri-lanka-2016-17/content/story/1074928.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cricketers_banned_for_corruption
youtu.be/YvpnfrgZYxk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

please build our wall

get your own wall m8

Love this pic Tbh

Reminder

Noice Garry.

Kohli ruled out of the remainder of the Test with sandy vagina.

broken down by having to bend over to stop a ball, brittle as fuck. He's probably pulling a sickie

wants an excuse to pull out after he gets SOKKED again

Virat Kohli will undergo scans on his right shoulder to determine his fitness for the rest of the third Test against Australia in Ranchi. Kohli injured his shoulder in the 40th over of the first day, when he chased a drive from Peter Handscomb off Ravindra Jadeja. Sprinting from mid-on towards the long-on boundary, Kohli dived to pull the ball back before it reached the rope, tumbled, and landed on his right shoulder as he did so.

He went off the field immediately, and did not return for the rest of the day, with Ajinkya Rahane standing in as captain. Kohli watched the rest of the day's play from the dressing room with an ice pack strapped to his shoulder.

steve smith wouldn't have just sat in the dressing room watching the game meander away from his team

pretty weak from kohli, pop a few painkillers and get back out there

reckon you'll see this courage from pissrat? I don't think so
youtube.com/watch?v=dk_XgnIsM04

Who's next in line for the Poodian Captainpee?

Rahane who seems like a genuinely lovely guy and has a better away record than a home one

That right there is why we respect the South Africans and don't respect the Indians.

forgot mcdonald played for australia lmao

I was unironically a fan for a while

good, if unremarkable bowler and passable batsman.

He's an absolute gun, beautiful to watch. Not sure why the Indian media/fans always seem to be calling for him to be dropped and he can't seem to get a regular gig in the ODI side.

Indians love to talk shit about Australian crowds, but look at how everyone was on their feet and cheering with every ball that Smith survived, even each it took South Africa closer to a draw.
If you give people here a cause to respect you, they'll give you respect.

unironically the strike rate meme
he's had a shit series too which explains a bit of the hate, but so has Pissrat (who they all still praise) and Nair (who they all demand Rahane get dropped for)

always tried his guts out that's for sure

don't think his batting was up to snuff at test level but he's hardly the worst bloke we've picked at 6

I've always had a soft spot for guys that go out and do the absolute best with what they have. It's why Chanderpaul was one of my favourite players as a kid, even though he was nowhere near guys like Lara, Ponting, Kallis, Tendulkar, Hussey, Sangakarra or any of the great players of that era.

m8 chanderpaul had a test average of over 50, in an era filled with actual top bowlers in a poor side, often batting with the tail. he's a modern great and would make it into nearly any test side

just woke up

That's what I'm saying, Chanderpaul wasn't at all talented by international standards, and batting never looked like it came as easy to him as it did to the others. That's what makes his record so impressive.

>even though he was nowhere near guys like Lara, Ponting, Kallis, Tendulkar, Hussey, Sangakarra or any of the great players of that era
sounded a bit like you where trying to bash him lad sorry, as part of the Chanderpaul Internet Defence Force I could not allow that

fraudwin finally getting his comeuppance i see

chanderpaul>hussey

hussey was samareewa tier FTB

really triggering me

Still don't understand Steve Smith. his technique is pretty odd and some of his shots look unbelievably ugly, yet he has a nice cover drive and seems to be able to score all around the wicket and bat for long periods. feels like he's a walking contradiction

great coordination

co-ordination +ability to control nerves is all sport is

I'm tipping that I'm better than anyone here

better at being shit lmao

tbf i like unorthodox batsman i much prefer smith as a cricketer to root

the true goat is a great orthodox batsman with flair, ala lara, viv etc. someone who could play every shot, while looking good doing it but wasn't just willing to sit in, wanted to attack and push games hard

i don't think cricket is a sport

It's only played in places where colonialism worked

thinking of emigrating to either australia or new zealand

Are we, dear I say it, going to do it?

will be a draw

Lots of brits seem to like it over here

Me: When I get my bonus next week I'm going to be really responsible and save it and do good.
Also me:

Rabada is a genuine all-rounder

just like duminy and bavuma

Those minutemen cannot be considered all rounders

stop being racist

espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-sri-lanka-2016-17/content/story/1074928.html

How's The Block Nigga?

YES I LOVE IT WHEN DUMINY FAILS!!!!

POOminy

tbf do south africa actually have any better white men waiting in the wings?

Remember, our vacation out to Maryland?
I dooked the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in
Like all foul men the time I hit your moms off
I told her knock it off, but she had to set the rocket off

they did now they don't

Fat poopisspee out next over

Not racist you colonial pig

i would love to make love to an attractive transexual

Nice one!

Proxy off statscunt

shit forgot about ab

Chin Music

>suff afrukha

These autists in the crowd need to shut up/

>that disgusting scrambled seam
i will never rate wagner

90/5
I'm starting to get hopeful for a win 2bh

First they let Nicholls score a century. Now they're letting deBigGuy get wickets. Fuck SA.

94/6
Jesus we might be batting today

>Fart DuPeePee

Faf's got the nicest arms in cricket. They make me drool.

Just le quota man to go and you're into the tail.

Quinton The Cuck.

Cricket

Could New Zealand in theory ever produce an ATG side?

Will Smith score a century?

why does the champions trophy still exist

Reminder Ishant Sharma is the most senior member in the Indian team.

no trigger movement is an intrinsically flawed method

>Fat kid on tv
>No dab

Based fatty

There better be another wicket soon or i'll beat one of you nerds up

sa looking good for the win

Glad that the Patel/QDK meme died today.

Anyone else in Wellington? Thinking about going down to the ground and beating up the nerds in the crowd who keep shouting.

give me a fucking link you second world shitters so I can watch your gay ass sport


thats right this is the return of THE Big Strong American, don't >you me unless you want me to anally destroy you in front of the people you grovel for the attention of

>ronald mcdonald
>doug the rug

how did we win this match?

Hear that guy yelling " take a fucking wicket" lel

This is a humiliating performance for the kiwis.

Although I like how Colin de Bigguy bowled literally one good innings and has become their third best bowler.

He's not, but the selectors seem to hate Matt Henry.

how do we fix test cricket ?

its not broken

Bit bored with this shit bowling

is Maximummeme here to stay?

Same just doing the same thing over and over again

Neesham was mean to me on twitter so I like to watch him fail

nope

oh, I get it! This a very strong defensive unit, which are like "a wall" - the point is not about America or Mexico at all, the poster just wanted to emphasize that these cricket players are a strong defensive wall! I get it now!

Nice edits!

Here are some experts in fixing cricket you can consult.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cricketers_banned_for_corruption

should match fixing be allowed?

This over here gets me every time
Blatant as fuck. Our boys in this era were 100% match fixing.
youtu.be/YvpnfrgZYxk

test

seems like a case of the yips, too blatant to be fixing

No, cheating has no place in the supreme gentlemans game