Trips decides, you know the drill
This is a paper towel I've been shooting 2+ healthy loads on daily for over a week. Recently utilized, otherwise it would be stiff as a board. This is my shame-sheet that I've been using to aid in distracting from homework and other important life functions. Don't expect a live feed anything, make plausible suggestions I can deliver via photograph. Be gentle
Rolling for mail to my ex gf
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Eat it
give it to you mom with a fresh load on it.
Does trips have any better suggestions?
It already has a fresh load on it, also she lives in another state.
Shove it up your ass, shot it out, then mail it to your current crush/GF/GFB.
I only have the addresses of a couple ex's, if I knew where my current crush lived I would be stalking her instead of fucking around here with you degenerates.
Is that all you got?
Any unattended cars outside nearby? Stick it under the windshield wiper.
Stick it to your neighbor's window
It sticks to the tile next to my bed pretty well when it dries
Frame it and hang it somewhere public
This thread is too dead for trips. Microwave it for 5 minutes.
Microwave it.
Glue it to your neighbor's car window
Put your tongue on it
Roll
Mail it to Queen Latifah.
I guess you're right
Microwave it, then mail it to Queen Latifah.
Throw it away and reexamine your life choices/priorities.
Microwaving it just made it extra crispy
PUT IT IN A PEANUT BUTTER TOAST SANDWICH, TAKE A BITE.
Poop on it, roll it into a burrito, then microwave it again
Dubs czeched.
Also this if I win
This
Wrap onions and garlic in it, and carry it around tomorrow all day in your pocket
wipe your ass with it
Fashion it into a sleeping mask and wear it tonight
Does anyone even know Queen Latifah's address? Why the fuck would I have that? Is that even public knowledge?
fanmail.biz
Fucking use google
Give it a home and leave it alone you sick fuck
Eat it. Slowly.
Chekd
Eat that shit OP
make tea, give to mom
Lay it outside your front door and use it as a doormat indefinitely.
I thought it was a map of Oregon
I demand poop burrito
Cut it into small pieces like acid sheet pieces and drop them into girls food and drinks you never got the opportunity to bang.. or desperately want to.
What is google?
What kind of home?
I lost, what kind of shit state do you live in user?
Ooh... So close.
OP isn't a faggot (yet?) Eat it OP
Use it to roll a blunt and smoke it
Reroll
roll it up like a joint and smoke it
Just like mum used to make
Buon apetite ladies
I gave up drugs so I could lead a fulfilling life
A fulfilling life of eating jizz sandwiches
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Use it as money and try to buy something from McDonald’s.
Use its existence as a justification for divine creationism in an argument.
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Some of the card-like paper is stuck in my teeth, slowly dissolving like the part of the stick stemming from just under the lolipop head
Lick it while it's wet
Checkem, eat it
Shit, did OP actually just deliver?
fuckkkkk
hows it taste?
Make a blunt out of it and smoke it
Now finish the sandwich
Now that the peanut butter has soaked in, the dried sperm are moist again and have the nutrients needed to thrive once more. It now smells like a fresh load, except it smells like 100 fresh loads.
It's my cum bitch, I'm not the first person to swallow my load.
Tastes pretty good, this is organic bread and peanut butter.
How am I supposed to prove I ate it all if it will be gone when I'm done?
Curses, not logic!
I feel sick, op why
Yeah, but still op never delivers.
Degenerate.jpg
I ran out of Kleenex so I been blowing loads into this empty Kleenex box for about 3 years. Had to throw it out when the movers found it
I'm actually feeling kind of nauseous now too, though I think it's because of the dumplings I ate right before the cum-board sangwich.
Get out of my thread
:^)
What are you doing tonight user? I'm just taking a dinner break from my studies and entertaining some of my day 1 niggas. I bet you eat your cum but without posting results, fag.
Dude holy shit, that's more dried up cum than nug bro
WHAT DID MOVERS SAY?
> WHAT DID MOVERS SAY?
"Hey bro, do you want to keep this cumbox?"
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Is that Vegasbro?
OP here, update: I threw up
WEAK
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Well I ate the entire fucking sandwich you prick
Dont worry, I screencapped. You're immortal friend
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Put me in screencap
give it a nice big lick length wise
making a screencap now, hold on
Make tea with it
Holy shit OP delivered well before I got here. props man
Props dude, not even a trips get.
Kudos m8
Sorry fucked that up didn't I
Don't worry, I'm making a decent screencap comp
Hang in there
You ever just think about falling off an infinitely tall building that has ever so slightly angled walls so you just turn into an eventual smear alongside the view?
Cool thanks
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I fucked up the colors on accident, CTRL Z can't save me now. Not the final draft but...
Bump for screencap
Always use PNG or don't bother.
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>PNG is too large
I turned your image into a PNG (best for sharing so it does not degrade from reuploading over and over), added an okay filename, and made sure the file size is decent enough, enjoy.
I also used your most recent image, which was this one:
Saved
Placed in my organic memes folder.
>Saved
>Placed in my organic memes folder
Awesome, and I keked.
Eat it
Lmao
That's some good shit. Peace man, I'm out of this thread.
Goodnight sweet prince