QUICK! You're on a date with a girl ad awkward silence ensues. Wat do?

QUICK! You're on a date with a girl ad awkward silence ensues. Wat do?

I got to use the restroom.

make a Sup Forums post

Fuck it lets do some shots

fart

Try to impress her

howso?

Ask if she wants to see my rarest pepes.

Show her my nunchaku

sneeze

Rape her

make a joke about an object nearby

ask about her pick something random that you may know the answer to but boy oh boy girls can fill the time gap of conversation real fast get ready to have her never shut up.. you may want this silence..

>whip it out
>thundercock.jpg
>rub my precum on her lips

I'm all awkward silence, baby. I have nothing to talk about because I do nothing all day but browse for those stanky dank memes and have little experience with the world outside of my house. Ideally, I would find a woman who is just as much of an incompetent loser as me and we could be NEET leeches together with sexy times.

I don't have 20 pounds of TNT under my jacket for nothing

talk about rick and morty theories

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Show that you’re not insecure by being comfortable with silence

This

Use it against her duh

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gaze lovingly in her eyes for 3 seconds, manspread and rub youre cock

So what do you think of that shooting in Vegas?

Look at her in the eye. She will say "what?" flustered. Just say nothing while smiling and looking down left.