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Just did a type 3 edition

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top fucking kek as i start playing this i inadvertently unpaused an episode of my name is earl on netflix without realising. i was very confused for a while

Post the new thread link more than once you bogan cunt.

did a type 4 but it was dry

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What the fuck. What is wrong with these people. Nothing about them is intimidating. They look like fucking idiots and if one of them punched me (not a nazi) I'd fucking fold them

Look like fucking clowns

TORIES BTFO

>doubt it, would smash them up i reckon
Why would you lie on an anonymous board?
>all yanks are due to hormones in food and water. Similar situation here but not quite as bad
HOWLING alri Alex

>when leftypol are posting

Don't speak Russian if I'm going to be honest with you for a minute mate

watching this Alastair Campbell interviews Blair video

youtube.com/watch?v=Nu-J16VQho8

feeling like a populist brainlet tbqh, Tones is a very misunderstood lad

watching Hot Fuzz on the 'flix

shall be ending my subscription this month however as it is utter cack these days

what's a stub

Going home now

I had opportunities to talk to the tranny but I just didn't have the guts
I don't think I ever will

A girl spoke to me, asked for help, it's the one the tranny always speaks to
She has bad teeth and I stared, as I usually do

There was also an awkward moment when someone was waking towards me and I kept shifting from left to right

Thanks for reminding me my free trial is almost up

Actually at the time Margaret Thatcher gave a speech in the House of Commons calling for the end of Apartheid

I'm just one guy x

why are you chatting up trannys
just get a normal girl mate

omg she actually did it the mad woman

I usually do a type 6 or 7 when I had a lot of beer on the previous night, is that normal for you anglos as well?

mandela was a terrorist though. bombing innocent civilians is terrorism. the anc is a corrupt piece of shit party that will rule forever now

got a tinder date in half an hour

rate the 'fit

>Why would you lie on an anonymous board?
yeah why would i
>there aren't hormones in food and water
ah yes
medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/publichealth/12767
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/
ncregister.com/daily-news/birth-control-in-drinking-water-a-fertility-catastrophe-in-the-making

The democratic alliance control some local governments now akshually

did what

I just want to friend him/her

Still not sure if they're mtf or ftm

fucksake

youtube.com/watch?v=USg3NR76XpQ

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Lads how do I filter a tripfag

could use some shoes

will listen at work tomorrow, shame Joe is such an infantile brainlet as he often has interesting guests.

>Vote Labour
>Multiculturalism intensifies

>Vote Conservative
>Stay poor forever

>Vote Lib Dem
>All of the above

I have no one to vote for lads

Any lads going to the last game at WHL?

pineal gland status: calcified beyond repair

>half my poo is type 3
>other half is type 5
what did my poo mean by this?

>shoes indoors

FOY

What did they mean by this

seems pretty self explanatory

DEM SURGE

That only mongs vote for May over Corbyn

why do americans wear shoes in bed

it's rigged
it's easier to click like than it is to select the heart

feel a bit sad for the runts still posting in the old thread

rising storm 2 is pretty good so far

*cleans room*

where is everyone!?!

Cuddling their gfs

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damn, used to love me some RO2....when I got the semi-auto rifle there was no stopping me.

Threw away my autism PC several years ago though.

wanking over josie in the archive again

At the footy

>tfw no qt feminine bf to cuddle
REEEEEEEEEEE

Slowly getting my stuff together to head out to dj, never done a Thursday before, I'm on after bands so I'm guessing they're expecting rock or something.
What is /brit/ upto this evening?

dadcore

>tutor friends brother one evening a week
>don't ask for much only doing it cause he's my mate and he asked me to
>they say they want me to do a better job as his grades aren't improving as much as they'd like
>say that's fine but i will want to be paid more as it'd mean i have to spend more time preparing the class
>he gets pissed off that they will have to pay more
what the fuck i don't do it because i enjoy it or need the money why even have friends

maybe my cancer will go into spontaneous remission for no reason at all, stranger things have happened I reckon

B L A C K E D

M A R I N O

>ywn live in a comfy village like in Hot Fuzz

FFS

now watching rising storm 2 videos on youtube, will read my book then sleep soon.

i.imgur.com/9DjphK3.gifv

Friday tomorrow lads.

Only 1 (one) more day of wageservitude left.

>>>/reddit/

I wish I could play fps games but my brain doesn't like them and gives me a migraine

When I was 8 I really fancied this girl in school but I didn't know how to express myself or talk to her. I ended up passing her a note that just said "get out of my school"

maybe I'll get a gf someday

labour manifesto is actually really good

boss wants me to come in on saturday

Literally wiped my butthole so hard and rigorously that it bled

yeah
fight me cunt

Tell him you'll come in his wife on Saturday.

Writing some erotic fiction tonight lads, to keep meself entertained n that

fuck off reddit nonce

no red on the paper, skidmarks later

Nice

About what?

got another really pretty tinder match but I've already filled the weekend

*sighs heavily*

guess she'll have to wait until next week

>had a gf
>probs 6/10 but was going well
>meet 8/10 who likes me
>dump gf and get with her
>meet other 8/10 who i like better
>dump gf and get with her
>four years later
>could have left her for other girls but stay
>gf cheats on me
>dump her
>nobody wants to date me
wtf are girls only interested in guys who already have gfs can't even get attention from 6/10s now

Stupid fucking aussie never linked the thread

doing "a" poo? no, no my friends. I am doing "the" poo

Blood stains though

Poop

academic.oup.com/annonc/article/8/10/1031/164521/Complete-spontaneous-remission-in-a-patient-with

inspo

who else /exclusively type 4's/ here

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They don't want you because you keep dumping your gfs and you've got a bad reputation, it's not the girls' fault. Idiot

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last one was a type 3 but with a type 4 tail curved from being up my bum

ah yes, strangling businesses with tax rises and red tape, brilliant stuff

A girl in high school eating a boy who had shrunk down in size and gotten in her food during lunch break

She's a popular girl but very gassy too so there's character

bust a nut inside your eye to show you where i come from

Got anything about spontaneous gf getting?

>hating brown people so much you're willing to have your life quality drastically decline just to see less of them

>spontaneous remission
read that as spontaneous combustion which is much more fun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

i was with her for four years and i wasn't the one who cheated don't see why it's a big deal, could have dumped my gf and got with other girls at lots of times over those four years and didn't, now nobody is interested

>yanks

So who's the antatagonist?

this is canada lmao

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the daughters

what cancer do you have
how long
how did you get it
what is it like

top 5 most disgustingly normie posts I have ever read. you do know where you are right?