Steamy... creamy...LOGSUIT

Steamy... creamy...LOGSUIT
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Fake link, downvoted for fake news sage

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-log post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Dani Filth, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting Dani Filth in threads about Andy Sixx's shit. Just imagine this: She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic anti-logfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I WOULD NEVER SUCK A SHITLOG FROM ANDY SIXX'S ASSHOLE!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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Ok

Fuck this shitty meme, its time for nerve gas baby!

Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

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Love it. I nearly fell for it part way through, apart from the bad spelling that gave it away. Then the last paragraph, just as I was starting to believe it might be real. Kek

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Furthermore I am actually trying to promote a lawsuit by trolling the Biersack's via Twitter. A while ago I made a Biersack's Beersack image, but deleted it. Has anyone got a copy, I require it for Twitter.

you could tell it was fake by looking at the link...

Literally nothing in a link matters but what comes directly before the dot com

The very first one. Oh meme-orys

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I suppose I was blinded by hope. Wouldn't it be funny if Sup Forums was put out of business by The Log.

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Quick rundown Stat

We do. Because we love it.

Read the link.

As it should be.

Multiple times.

DUB SIXX

>THROAT CLOGGED

Again and again.

Until every throat is clogged.

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Love it, kek.

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grow up

age a bit kid

>shitty

If dubs all log hating newfags must leave thread.

If singles I will personally suck a hot log of andy sixxs shit down my fucking throat

fuck I can't find the biersack's beer-sack in my log folders either, which is bullshit because I know I saved it at one point...
I'll keep looking anyways I just made a twitter to spread the log to andy himself

kek

Quick logdown:

-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

Well
Would you
Slidding

You're missing a few friend.

He's @andyblack

two way street kid...
lurk more

So let me get this straight. You've come to a Log thread to tell us Loggers how tp hide our own threads from ourselves. You're a funny old guy. Lol

There are three possible outcomes from repeatedly Tweeting Andy and his followers will Log images and Sup Forums thread links:

1) They will be ignored
2)Andy will issue some kind of public announcements about Logs asking us to stop.
3) Some kind of lawsuit for defication of character will be filed.

I have to say that Sup Forums getting in shit for Logs and Andy making a public announcement about his own shit are both pretty funny.

kek how immature of him

Very.

1 is most likely for a while, but he will probably at least notice a few (which I find fucking lulzy)
2. would be my dream come true, but there would have to be a LOT of retweets and such, which will depend on how mature people are
3. "defication of character" I had a hearty kek, thank you.

>12 posters
>42 replies
yikes

>yikes posting

Real mature of you

You should add "celeb" to the list and maybe "kik"

A win - win proposition!

>log

FULL HOUSE
dubs clogged

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Hey - where's my loggers at?

oh yea thats all that fit in the screenshot, the list goes on and on and on...
I use the "threads hidden" count as a sort of Cancer index whenever I log in... 9-10 is a good, low cancer day (rare) 11-15 is average, pretty cancerous, and 16-20+ is just newfag porn cancer galore, which is at least a few times a day

logging in

>corn

Kek

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>slidd

Chips (Logs)

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Busy Tweeting. Log in.

a forced meme you say, eh?

Not a meme, just art son. None of us call it a meme.

bump on a LOG

slidd

>corn

gimme dubs Andy

Does the real Andy know about this?

log

grow up

grow up, and... thanks for the bump

which doesn't filter the "would you?" threads

keep going fellas

but if you try this hard to force the meme why havent you succeeded yet ?

Andy can you hear me?
Can you you feel me near you?

you've missed so many, junior

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it's not a meme

grow up

if you have filters, how did you see this loaf?

no, i mean it's literally not a "meme", it's art

All he can think about is memes, you can tell he's underage.

clog

Breaker 1-9 for Andy.
You got yer ears on?

so how do you feel about pushing this meme for so long and having like zero success with it?

Mature, much?

What do you mean?

Love you.

It's not a meme, it's an artistic expression.

Log

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That one is old af too

Here's a new one

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