What's the quickest and worst thing you could do to damage someone's car?

What's the quickest and worst thing you could do to damage someone's car?

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burn it.

Worst would be fire or some other total destruction, but that leaves evidence and takes time.

Brake fluid does a helluva job on paint. So I'm told.

Water in gas tank.

Park it in a niggerish neighborhood

Bologna and eggs can scrape paint if left on long enough. Acetone/nail polish remover/paint thinner will damage paint instantly. Light it after if you’re brave enough.

E Hondas hundred hand slap works pretty well

Where is the gas tank left or right put some fire starter on the tire light it run away car will burn out in few minuts

brake fluid

>fucks up the paint
>can be splashed on the car quickly with little noise

while you are at it you should pull the valve stems on the tires if you have a chance to, or put pebbles in the aircaps and then stick them back on the car.

>Potato in exhaust pipe
>sugar in gas tank
>acid on paint
>spike balls under the tires
>concrete block through front window
>hit front with sledgehammer until airbags blow out

ways are many

What kind of beta pussy fucks with someone's car? Are you fucking twelve?

throw a fucking rock at it you faggot

No but his brain is. Hes just black.

>he's just black
well trips of justice checked then

if brake fluid/ paint remover was sprayed onto paint, would it take any friction in order for the paint to be affected?

nope.

Use a Carl gustaf on it

put a Hexamine fuel tablet on a tire and light it. The car is history within 20 minutes

HAHA SET THERMITE ON TOP OF THEIR HOOD AND HOLD THEM AT GUNPOINT UNTIL THE DAMAGE IS DONE

I was going to say .458 SOCOM or .50 beowulf to the engine block, but this also works .

Black spraypaint on headlight/taillight/windows/mirrors
Steal battery
Take gas cap


As a heads up if you're going to slash tires slash the sides, and only do 3, insurance will normally cover if it's all 4

Keying it. Quick, easy and costs a lot to repair

this

Aircraft paint remover in a spray can

JB Weld or some other hard epoxy in the key holes. You could put some nails in the tire wall, or epoxy in the air nozzles in the tire. Slash the tires (loud, though). Superfine aluminum will pass through the fuel filter, so put some in the gas tank and it will scour the cylinder walls of the engine (won't make it seize, though, just shortens life). Acid or some peroxide used for etching concrete would do better to ruin the paint than brake fluid.

Slash tired and shove quiksteel in the lugnut holes, that's a favorite of mine

Just key it, you tard. Essentially the same results (an expensive paint job)

a well placed fire solves a lot of problems user

listen boy
>milk and eggs in air vent in front of the windshield
wash it down with a little bit of water so they don't see that someone fucked with their car. also, the hotter it get's the smellier it get's

Hydraulic fluid.

FPBP

>PUT PAINT STRIPPER ON THEIR HOOD
>THEN SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE
>THEIR CAR WILL BE FUCKED

>THEY WILL BE FULL OF REGRET THEN!

not the quickets, but you wire the positive wire from the horn into the airbag.

mothballs in gas tank filler neck
done in less than 5 kms

Mah man

Slash three tires so insurance won't cover it

Whole watermelon through the rear window.

do you have time to prepare?

Fuck you

Who hurt you?

Piss in the gas tank.
It's the personal touch that adds to the satisfaction.

>I have defiled years of your lifes work, and it is my own personal waste that has nullified your best efforts.

nice patch you have there

Get underneath
Pull oil drain plug
Replace when oil is gone

If they drive it and ignore the oil light, the engine will seize, could take as little as 20 minutes.

If you can open the hood, put oil and metal shavings into the engine.

Hooked the nigger

I would use sugar, but I like where your heads at

toss broken piece of spark plug ceramic at a car window. my buddy didn't think it would work, he shattered the back window of a friends new BMW M3 messing around in front of him. top kek

Put a mattress in it. Takes a crane to get it out.

Only oldfags like me will understand this post

Brake fluid.
This is a myth.

break fluid in the paint.

>oldfags like me
Faggot.

>checked
Niggers getting destroyed by justice trips

I never got how bologna works.

Light a firework and drop it in the gas tank.

What does sugar in the gas tank do?

You should wax their car. But dont clean off the wax.

>oldfags

That shots from 2010 chump, you don't need to be an oldfag for that

Makes the car diabetic. Theu haven't found medicine for car diabetes yet.

Makes it gay.

makes the car go super fast and out of control so the driver has a wreck

Bag of sugar down the petrol hole. Honestly will fuck the head casket

Plugs it

Apply bondo filler on the car.

rip car

nope
dot4 dissolves almost any paint

Let a woman drive it

Make sure to try all these on your own vehicle first to make sure they work

Let a woman drive it

When car is running the heat with melt the sugar granules into liquid sugar. Then when the car cools down again that liquid sugar will re-harden, but now it's in things. Car won't start again and will never be worth repairing.

if possible, put razorblades on car during a rainy night (car has to be left in the rain (i guess it works with snow too).
if left for a long time they will rust and attach to the paint.
if left for a little while they are a bitch to get off.

Turn on emergency brake hot wire the car then put a brick on the gas. And slash the tires for good measure

Damn that's a terrible way to die for a car man.

>head casket

I don't know why you'd have a casket for just a head (was that all that was recovered?) but this is a conversation about cars.

get brake oil, smear it all over the paint it will corrode it to shit.

some gypsies did that to my father's car over night.

hello

Before you know it you have to cut off its axles

Man up and fight him, pussy

Spray it with some deep woods OFF.

For anyone that doesn't have the testicles for real damage: Vaseline on the windows.

No really.

Damn i don't even want to think about jit jeeez

Plastidip the car pink

Pour sand and sugar into gas, car will be unusable afterwards

What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.

Go confront the owner face to face you fuckin pussy. Be a man for once in your life.

THANK YOU! You don't mess with a mans car. Go confront him.

>brake oil

ohemeffgee

this thread is full of nigger, idiots, big mouths and iheardits.
jesus.

op, you're an asshole for fucking with another mans car, but
- sugar or water does nothing
- dot4/brake fluid kills the paint
- slashing is loud
- removing oil is a) warned for and b) does nothing if ignored for hundreds of miles
- key it
- something smelly into the vents only works for stone age cheap cars, like from the 80s and earlier. modern cars have their vents down
- something into the exhaust does nothing
- ceramics on the glass does wonders
- razors or bologna on the hood/roof is a light fucking
- thermite is absolutely unnoticeable. NOT.
- a grill starter block on one wheel (preferably under the tank fill hole) works, but not in rainy/windy conditons.

Everyone of you cucks niggers and fags should be ran over for messing with someones car. What a pussy thing to do. If you have a problem with someone a real problem fight them or talk to them. Try to be their friend or let them know you are no friend of mine....dont sneak around like a little bitch and fuck with their shit. Btw thats a good way to get shot for trespassing or held at gunpoint until you are taken to jail.

I have a friend that has put asbestos in peoples air intake. If they have the car for a while you'll kill them horribly at old age. He said he'd also put something worse that causes some lung disease that's like seriosis or some shit? Idk how to spell or say it fr.

Touche, one other real man in this thread.

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The sugar will caramelize inside the piston and gunk it.

>implying modern cars do not have any pollen fltering that holds back anything except smell

And a couple more alphas have joined.

Great, you found eachother . Go somewhere else and suck eachother off.

if you want to be a true asshole slash only 3 tires but make it unnoticeable when just looking, take off the license plates, and just for that final touch scratch a dick in the side of it.

i think its gotta freeze at night or get a frost... ive heard people cut shapes/ letters into the middle and when they peal it off its still visable... cant confirm

Gypsies still exist? What the fuck.

Sup Forums spreading fake news again. go back to /pol white trash fag