I'm pissed as fuck

I'm pissed as fuck.

> asked girlfriend if i could have some of her peanut butter
> she said no

she just went to the store.
dubs decides what i do to fuck with this bitch and her nutty spread.

poo in it

Wtf? Just take some anyway.

put your dick in it

not crunchy? wtf

insert cock ( )):::::::D

rolling for dick in it

make her a sandwich, you asshole. if you have to ask to use something, clearly you're a cuck.

fgt askn for pb lul

...

same fag

Eat the peanut butter... ALL OF IT!!

winner

Draw a swastika in it

OP Here.
Trying to consume all of this delicious spready goodness, I don't know how much time I have left before she gets back home.

I think you will be fine as she doesn't exist

the fuck did you say to me you little shit?

(You) are pretending

Nut in her spread
/thread

make yourself puke all the pb back into jar
>post results
>recap

Shove your Dick in and make it more creamy for that cunt, she'll love it.

Do this and mix that shit in my nigger

cum in it then tie her down and shove some up her pussy and leave her there for 2 days

bump

Inb4

>OP nuts in the peanutbutter
>GF comes home
>I'm sorry user, I was in a bad mood. you can have some of my peanutbutter. Go ahead.

You fucked up by asking. Something that simple in a relationship should go unnoticed.

Do you have a dog?

i like where this is going

checked, tho
on the otherhand
OP will surely deliver. I guess he never heard of time stamps. Fucking mongrel