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kekd

>be me

>On Sup Forums one day

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I came here to kek, not to feel

>Be me, sitting in the waiting room of therapists doing what ever on my phone,
>Some Dude who looks like Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars comes out of the bathroom yelling
" I PROMISE I'll BE A Good BOY! I'll BEHAVE!"
>Quickly Followed by a gaggle of security guards and receptionists
>"Sir I'll have to ask you to..." they pleaded
>"NO! Don't TOUCH ME THERE!" Cries Mental Rick Harrison
>"Sir I haven't touched you, I just need you to..." they insist
>Rick Harrison is having non of it
>BestICanDoIsStay.jpeg
>"I'm a GOOD BOY! I WON'T Do BAD!!" Says Rick Harrison with a deafening roar
>"Sir..." they attempt to haggle one last request
>"NO!"
>Rick Harrison Looking dude runs out the door like an anime school girl.
>mfw you never know what's going to walk in that door.

I really, really do think I've seen like 99% of greentext but... lurking. Let's see, mathurbator, seen it. Zimmer, seen it. Phat Phuc? Okay, you got me. This one had escaped me.

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do you retards even know what a greentext IS?!

hoew doe i grentext

Do you...?