Americans are fucking pussies. None of your food is spicy. Why are you guys so weak? This was advertised as extra spicy...

Americans are fucking pussies. None of your food is spicy. Why are you guys so weak? This was advertised as extra spicy. Fucking kek.

Beaner or poo?

1) you are correct, this is not spicy
2) you didn't say which faggot 3rd world country you are from that you can only eat spice and not actual food to compare to
3) go eat some dicks, i hear they are spicy too, particularly when unwashed

Offended

White, which is the only thing you're concerned about. Baby brains.

>Why are you guys so weak?
We're white and our food is refrigerated, so we don't need spicy food to kill parasites like you third worlders do.

nope...but i can actually have food, rather than just a spoonful of spicy stuff on top of what im trying to pass off as food.
and i like spicy stuff

>Baby brains.
>doesn't know when and where to use commas vs. periods

>having no masculine accomplishments to cling to, so you pretend eating spicy food makes you better than someone

>cheetos are a good benchmark to gauge how spicy American food can get
listen kid i know that living in a predominantly white suburb can be boring but you should probably try and put some effort into your bait

That last part is suspicious. Came out of nowhere. I'm sorry man. It gets better. Depression is no joke.

Stop trying to pretend like you didn't get upset. I know you are, and that's okay. I would be mad too if somebody called my entire country a pussy. Even more I would be mad if that person was right, which I am.

are you gonna talk about food or be a grammar faggot? your choice.

/me looks around.

dont see a pussy here.
i do see one who isn't saying what real spicy food is.

Michael Phelps of mental gymnastics over here. Pussy can't handle a jalapeno.

>implying you aren't a 12yo white american suburbanite

>That last part is suspicious. Came out of nowhere.
>Americans are fucking pussies. None of your food is spicy.
It's precisely what OP was doing.

>implying they aren't in every college dorm room and trucker's dashboard.

No your kind just can't handle it. Weak like your prez.

Are you going to be white or talk about spicy food and type like a nigger?

>Pussy can't handle a jalapeno
No masculine accomplishments detected.

waiting for a spicy comparison.
i use a Bhut Jolokia as a buttplug, so fuck you.

>nuh uh!
You're obviously not a toddler desperately grasping at a way to pretend you're a grown up.

I give you 4 inches erect.

So you chose the nigger route.

ARGENTINIAN DETECTED

>toddler

Woah this dude's going for the hyperbole. Better listen closely.

And you're a queer to boot. Disgusting and sad.

get on my level

American reporting in ~ I put flashbang hot sauce in my coffee every morning, if that isn't hot enough for you then I don't know what is

Out comes the reddit spacing. Go look up hyperbole. It doesn't mean "accusations I can't deny".

Well you didn't deny you're 4 inches erect, but I'll deny I'm gay because I don't identify as homosexual.

So we're square I guess. Good luck.

OP is being a faggot. Just abandon thread.
He even refuses to challenge his own post.

kek

Why are you talking about other dude's dicks out of the blue, queer? Think before posting and people like me won't have to embarrass you.

more reddit spacing

woah

man he got me

how does one recover?

oh jeez

he also sed i dunno what hiperbolee is

oh deer

OP

What

is

spicy

in

your

mind?

(

reddit

spacing

so

you

can

read

and

respond

)

It's like the high school bully who isn't actually a bully and just the annoying kid with no social skills or friends.

Sarcasm isn't a substitute for wit, babby boy. No matter what your faggot hero Oscar Wilde thought.

Sorry this is the US... Not some poo in the loo country like shitdia.

Maybe you shitdians are so used to spicy food because you eat literal shit... So your taste buds are dead anyway.

Fuck shitdia

hello stupid bitch.

tits or gtfo.

he's talking about it cause i told him in step 3 to eat a dick. so he can't stop thinking about dicks

Only

A

Reddit

Fag

Would

Know

How

Reddit

Spacing

Works.

Fuck

Off

Reddit

Fag

Be

honest

was Oscar Wilde

The only gay author

you could think of?

Or did

you have

to use

Wikipedia

Siri name some gay authors

okay thnkz

>watch me hammer this faggot

*eats mild salsa*

>woah that smarts

we

only

know

it

from

you

coming

here.

STOP

TAINTING

THE

ONLY

REAL

PLACE

LEFT

ON

THE

INTERNET

REDDIT

FAG

I'm a 34 year old man, kiddo. Go out and socialize if you want to see tits. It's better for you in the long run.

People keep talking about this website reddit

I heard it's racist cause pepe

I remember that shillary tweet. Such fucking cringe.

Why would any straight person know more than one or two gay authors? Are you a dunce and don't know the Wilde quote I'm referring to?

>Why would any straight person know more than one or two gay authors?

When I listen to Judas Priest, I have this uncontrollable urge to suck cocks. I don't get it. It's the strangest thing.

OP's version of spicy food

>if you know things, that means there's something wrong for knowing things

>not like me, who doesn't know things, which is better

I knew something more than nothing, which is better than whomever I was responding to. Knowing gay authors is pretty pointless if you're not mentally ill and looking for affirmation. You tried.