Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Ottawa Senators Game Thread

6:30 PM CST Start
Puck drop at 6:45
>Konroyd confirmed doing Chicago Pregame Show
Based Foley and Eddie for Pre-St. Patrick's day drink?
>Scott Darling starting tonight
>Darling has new mask
Grab your beer boys! Time to get wasted.

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How drunk do you think that Pat and Eddie are getting tonight?

I don't think either went to Northwestern or I'd have serious concerns about their ability to finish the game

>Senators wearing green warmups
do you guys even celebrate St Patricks Day?

Sometimes, I think Foley has to drag Eddie out of the casting booth after the game has concluded. He certainly gets more loopy than Foley.

I'm going to blame that fuck Konroyd for Anisimov getting hurt on Tuesday night. Fuck him.

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>Foley starts with Happy St. Paddies day
>Foley is irish
Holy fuck

>blackhawks would rather sign a college kid than bring up a single player from the Icehogs
Rockford players on suicide watch

Time to put my liver to work

Haven't they been talking with/about this kid for months now though?

They're fucking sloshed already

They're too afraid to look at Q's daughters so they'd rather hide in Rockford. The new kid is gonna learn the hard way

>white guy who drinks like a champ
>surprised he's Irish
Really?

I'm white, drink like a champ and am not Irish. But if Eddie can be an honorary Irishman, I'd like to be one too.

Gonna be a good game.

>someone voted for Pierre over Konroyd
Why.

I just saw that. Beats me man.

I almost did, but then I realized Konroyd takes Eddie away which makes it a no contest

Wasn't me!

>Calling that icing
Fuck off refpuck

...

if somoene takes a run at Hayden do you think another blackhawk will answer the call for him?

My money is on Tootoo. Maybe TvR but that is a very very small percent chance.

>getting happy about faceoffs

>I'm exhausted
>Let me get you some water
They are getting so drunk.

And now a power play because we're not drunk enough yet

.....what
The Hawk are on the PP now.

Nevermind.

Man, dead thread. You bros okay?
Where are my bastard Canadian brethren?

We are shitposting on Sup Forums on a Thursday night.

Of course shit is not okay. Especially to those that have wasted the last decade of their lives shitposting on Sup Forums.

Fuck you Rbo, I was in a good mood.

This. It's a horrible feeling when you realize it's 2017. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

I didn't need that.

Fucking seriously man.

I meant more along the lines that there are no bants or chattiness tonight. Instead you dialed it up to 11 and went straight to existential crisis.

On the plus side, in reality most people don't do shit on Thursday nights either after the age of 23 or so (assuming they're employed). Only thing different between you and a ton of other people is you're shitposting on a Mediterranean Crabcake Recipe Forum.

Well, that and your crippling depression and fear of flesh and blood people.

I'll go back to lurking then. Last thing I want is to fuck other people over.

What is there else to say?

why are sox fans so contagiously pessimistic

>tfw Rbo became a some sort of teacher or something because kids can't hurt him

Cheer up, lad. Seriously. Get drunk and have some fun tonight.

I'm pretty sure kids would call you ancient and an old fart anyway. I'm sure being in your mid 20s to a teenager is equivalent to being 300 years old.

This is irish whiskey but it tastes like scotch

post rare skeletons

Man, this lack of posting has driven me to drink faster. I'm not going to remember the end of the game at this rate.

HEY! You shitbird, that's my Hawks score skeleton.
[Hurdy Gurdy Intensifies]

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Well, tonight has been depressing.

>Roughing
God these fucking refs suck dick.

motherfucker

PUT IT IN THE FUCKING NET. FUCK

>condon makes a save

lmao erry time

Skeleton shitposting is failing the Blackhawks yet again. Proceed with anti skeleton posting to make sure Darling gets a shut out and the Hawks win.

Good streamlink?

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>more penalties

Gotta love playing north of the border.

These refs seem really prone to call anything/everything. The first 8 minutes of period one was nothing but icing calls.

Jesus fuck

>refpuck
FUCK THESE REFS

Good job giving them another Power play

>cream puffs

>Profiterole

>Foley offering heartfelt congratulations for Eddie successfully taking a plane ride
They're getting close

fiddle de dee where me fucking pataters at laddy

fiddle de bum like a catholic priest

I'm surprised they don't fly together and empty the bar together.

Foley was already in Canada from the last game

Jesus fucking christ this refpuck.

How many fucking penalties have the blackcucks avoided in the past 10 minutes?

Go fucking choke on a horsecock you useless cumguzzling refs.

>fucking pataters at laddy
I hate myself for googling this
>jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-grows-roots-inside-1641886188

That's right.... maybe he just greeted Eddie at the airport then?

Shut the fuck up you apologetic cock slurping faggot. Did you even see the first period.

>fail to score on back to back power plays
>complain about refpuck

St Pattys day is always weird for me given that me ethnicity only genocided and colonised Ireland for nearly 800 years.

ROI was a miskate

>Leila is thicc

>Exchange pleasantries in penalty box
That is hilarious.

>even the commentators are admitting this game has been shit

Show your Chicago Spirit. Trump hates us more than Canada.

I am feeling it now Mr. Krabs.

Keep drinking boys. Our alcoholism will see this game through.

OH COME ON

>goalie completely leaves the crease
>still no goal
why does god hate us

Cubs shitposting

>Political Science Major
No.
I want a fucking refund.

Trump wants to fix Shitcongo

>Foley is thanking his grandfather because he made a music venue that Pat went and got shitfaced at
top kek

Kill all of the nu-male degenerates and the sexually deviant females.

The only way to fix it is with cleansing fire.

THANK YOU BASED POST

You sound upset. Cubs are going to lend the Blackhawks the mojo they aren't going to use to destroy the Who tomorrow to win this game.

I wish I had made my Italian beef today

Step 1: Every single member of IL, Cook County, and Chicago governments needs to be hung until they are dead

I just can't see the prospect of going to a casino in Des Plains as being an enjoyable experience

>Every single member of IL
Hey, I like my somewhat peaceful farming county.

That's not very nice. You might accidentally kill a couple people who are too incompetent to be corrupt.

I meant the state government

Can I hang Rahm personally? Revive him and let someone else hang him and revive him ad nauseum

ALSO I forgot to mention earlier that I know a man that survived an attack by John Wayne Gacy during the 70s

its even on wikipedia

Scar?

uh.....
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That shit is getting reviewed

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Oh.... Fucking go for it my dude

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THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BOYS

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At least Anisimov's replacement's scoring goals.

Looked like a good goal
>inb4 overturned

>kicking the puck into your own goal

>that crowd reaction
hehehe

GOOD FUCKING GOAL

GOOD GOAL
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>Fuck the cubs
When it was the Cubs that helped the Hawks Score.

Try not to jinx them into giving up an equalizer with all your shitposting.