Poke box thread?

Poke box thread?

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aight, any requests? haven't got much

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Nothing particular just trying to get these threads rolling so I guess bump thread.

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Any requests?

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What is even going on in this? What is fucking the swampert?

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Oi! Keith if you are here, I need dicks to drown my sorrows. I don’t care what it is. Anything goes, I suppose.

Yes

I am sorry to hear this. What sorrows?

Tightfucking swampert

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Unrequired love.

Checked.
No I mean what is actually fucking it? Like there’s something there but what is it

Oof. I've been there.

My condolences.

It's a partially transparent dude. He's only drawn from the hips down. Those are his legs.

Transparent user, I guess

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Oh shiiiit. This whole time I was like “what fucking Pokémon is that??”
I hadn’t considered it could be a person lmao

Motherfucker is fucking my bf, damn slut she is.

Poke puss

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Fuck that cheating motherfucker man. Anyone who cheats immediately loses all my respect

Goddamn dude.

Any pokemon in particular?

I think he means best friend, or else this love triangle is even more bonkers.

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He ain't cheating on me. More like, I was trying to get him. Hard to explain, I wasn't even subtle or anything. He just... Let sweat talk him. Even though he always wanted her. I dunno, mighty I was his fallback?

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My apologies, I shouldn't have assumed you were a dude.

And yeah, it's shitty being the "backup date". I played that game for a few months in high school and didn't wise up until her third or fourth hookup where I was always the "next one".

All

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It feels that way. Worse part is, I can't even be mad at either of them. I do love him and well, I love my best friend dearly. I have being avoiding them lately, I just can't bear to look at them. All happy and lovely-dovey and shit while I rot alone.

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That one hits close to home.

I've spent the past few years seeing my friends pair off into couples while I turn into a shut-in that's desperate for companionship but also completely unwilling to go out and do anything that'd find me a person.

So instead... porn.

Lots and lots of porn.

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Still, you can't focus on them.

Focus on you. That's how you move on.

I wish he was hitting my home, you know? Fuck, I was ready to move out with him. Like, dropping everything and leaving it all behind to start anew. I guess, this is for the best.

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Do you at least have work or school to take your mind off things?

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School. Thanks god they aren't my classmates. I should focus on the upcoming exams but I am too heartbroken. So fuck, porn night it is. Luckily she is a skill whore and she studying "communications"

This sableeye is making me gay. Please post female too

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[spoiler]wtf[/spoiler]

It's good to treat yourself. There's always time to study later.

Ha! Yeah, communications is a pretty lackluster major. What are you studying?

Too late, you're gay now.

Civil, I make roads and shit. Yes, I am only girl on it. It is lonely.

Requesting snek and doggo pp

Post more straight

Male or female?

I support his man.

Female

Making roads and shit is cool. And sadly it doesn't surprise me that you'd be the only girl.

One of my majors was math and even with my school being 60%+ girls after a certain level it was almost entirely dudes.

Hopefully the guys aren't too weird about it.

Sounds like a plan.

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Both

Both is lewd.

Early on they were, nowdays, I am one of the boys. There used to be another girl but she was dumb as fuck.

Good

It's good they aren't creepers. And yeah, seems like there's always at least one ditz who either gets weeded out or somehow survives despite not knowing how to tie shoes.

Don't give into lewdness. Remain pure.

sauce?

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She made it pretty far by the power of being pretty. She had to make zero effort to get help, mid exams mid you, like, she didn't even had to ask. People would just send her the cheat sheet. Eventually it got too hard and no one had the time to actually help her.

Sounds about right, though I try not to just assume hot people are stupid.

One of my classmates in highschool was a bombshell but she blew me out of the water on every test.

She also kicked me in the shins when I walked by her desk, for what it's worth.

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Thanks dude

No problem.

She was a nice gal but I tell you, she was dumb as a rock.

I got punched on the tits, I dunno if that is close.

I mean, I could see a way in which someone would punch a boob as an excuse to touch a boob? I guess?

Though my understanding is it hurts like hell. Not exactly endearing.

Any requests?

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