>Was walking down a hall. >Passed random black guy >Made brief eye contact as a sign of acknowledgement of his precense. >We both kept walking our separate ways. Next day >Friends who know the guy tell me he wants to fight me. >Was talking shit, calling me a pussy, or in his terms "scary fake ass nigga" >I don't even know this fucker's name. >I have no reason to fight to him besides him calling me a "fake ass nigga" just for making eye contact with him. Should I just randomly approach him and fight him over stupid shit? or let him come to me first if he's really upset about me not acting like a cuck when walking by him?
>Walking throw the trailer park >met random white meth addict >told me he always wanted to suck a black dick for meth >punched him in his forehead and kept it moving. Shit was cash
Grayson Harris
Fighting is the dumb choice, you're smarter than that.
Don't fight him unless he gets in your face asking for it.
Nathaniel Butler
Set up a time and a place, preferably public and known to the police, phone the anonymously 5 minutes before the "fight" tell them you saw a black man assaulting a white man and that he's armed with a knife, start fighting the black dude but Dodge and try not to get knocked out, wait for police as they arrive A) they shoot him B) he's arrested and jailed for 6 months Who's the pussy now?
Nicholas Harris
thats how you break your hand, literally hit anywhere but the fucking forehead dude. I've trained boxing for 7 years and muay thai for 2. Just let it go, only fight if you need to. You don't know if the other guy will land that lucky punch, your head hits the concrete and your dead. Most street fights I assume they will hit you when you're down or ko'ed. Bygones be bygones.
Jose Sanders
>should i just randomly approach someone and fight them? no.
Oliver Gonzalez
Did you meet him in fucking prison or something? Why's there some random nigger trying to kill you?
Samuel Williams
Just fucking stab his jugular when he's not watching, that'll learn him.
Cooper Howard
Beat the niggers ass
Robert Bennett
Let it go. That's what separates whites from blacks. They're still in the tribal stage, so they need to make people respect them. Just brush it off, tell yourself you don't have time for that shit and walk away.
Brayden Adams
Let it go. That's what separates whites from blacks. They're still in the tribal stage, so they need to make people respect them. Just brush it off, tell yourself you don't have time for that shit and walk away
Joseph Ross
If you are going to start a fight... Dont be a fool: i) don't loose the initiative. If you are going to fight, dont give any warnings ii) forget rules. A kick to the balls is a good starter.
Jordan Clark
I don't have any advice for you, but I have a short story that might bore the fuck out of you. >Be in 8th grade at new school, try out for wrestling team >New school 3,000 miles away. >Haven't lost a match in a year and a half, but no one knows that about me. >Getting dressed in locker room after school, some black dude is talking shit to me being disrespectfu for no reasonl, while I'm dressing out. >Get dressed, head out to gym >Black dude finds me and gets in my face talking shit, I have no reason why >Beat the black dude unconscious with 2 or 3 punches > continue punching the back of his head while he's unconscious, smacking the front of his face into the basketball court every time I punch him in the head, which is what the practice mat was on at the time. >Decide to stop a little bit after my hands turn into fluffy pillows from punching the living shit out of his head >Coach yells at me >Makes me apologize shortly after the black dude gains consciousness >Black dude shakes my hand >Go on to pin every mother fucker I face that year in less than 10 seconds
Cooper Clark
Dude, this is kinda smart
Austin Gomez
quality post
Tyler Jenkins
Well sheeet
Connor Powell
Dubs say its true, and honestly this is deviously clever...don't use your phone or anyone you know, make that call though and as long as you keep your hands high, chin tucked, the way niggers fight he won't be able to get you as long as you keep your distance.
Seriously could be good fun and all the white girls that aren't fucked in the head will respect you a lot more that you stood up to a feral buck.
This is the only real answer.
Leo Morgan
>gets disrespected >decides to sneak attack like a pussy >kicks guy in the balls >THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!
John Carter
he knows
William Thomas
is this quote actually from Training Day? it sounds like a quote from Law Abiding Citizen
Kayden Cook
I'm not telling you it's good advice, just it's the funniest
Jayden Martinez
Yeah it's from the final showdown scene
Jayden Cook
Walk up to the nigger while he's into a bucket of KFC, then put a bullet into the back of his head. After that, whip out your Dick and piss all over his corpse before he gets cold.
Logan Mitchell
Oh, not.
Pussy ass white boy bitch boi. The next white boy downtown better watch it boy. That boy better hope the boys in blue are his boys and boy they better be psychic boy. Boy is a hard truth to accept and they are not the only ones who have never seen them before and they are not even more likely to be the snarky of the world and the world of their lives and their lives are not the same as the ones who are in the same studio as the cast of the WTC and the following disclaimer that the following conditions are not necessarily a good idea for the future of the WTC and the following disclaimer that the following conditions are not necessarily a good idea for the future of the WTC and the following disclaimer that the following conditions are not necessarily a good idea not.
Your boy, Boy
Luke Brown
kek, that's pretty goddamn funny. odds of success are minimal but totally worth risking it
Nathaniel Lewis
SUCKER PUNCH HIM RAPE HIM TO SHOW UR MORE ALPHA AND RAPE HIM
Landon Collins
>precense
Blake Flores
so you want him to rape the nigger twice?
Julian Allen
He's one dumb nigger, he'll come for you with his 5 brothers an 75 cousins, all armed with ar15s and big chromed revolvers. If you're not in that case, he'll not fight you
Jaxon Barnes
MO. They are asserting their dominance in OP's school. You can be almost any build loss, but super fat or super skinny any you can intimidate people.
OP had the eye of the tiger and I hope this doesn't end I'm humiliation.
Matthew Hill
don't cut yourself on that edge pal
Luke Jackson
I got punched in the head once, the guy who did it cried because he hurt his hand.
Jace Gomez
Snoozefest Simon. Stfu, men are discussing shit they cannot comprehend.
Noah Baker
>Doesn't say to fuck bullet hole go back to 'reddit' you fucking nigger loving faggot
Isaac Green
Better to be a razor blade than a knife made out of pudding.
Henry Davis
>Snoozefest Simon. Stfu, men are discussing shit they cannot comprehend.
I don't know what this means. Do you want to fight or what?
Matthew Sullivan
That's using your head fgt.
Joshua Fisher
He pushed in front of my and sat next to my friends so I couldn't, I tapped on his shoulder, he turned around and punched me in the face and hurt his hand and cried, he called my glasses "fucking gay" while crying. Good shit.
Benjamin Martin
I disagree with you!
Adrian Howard
Did the whole special ed class lose their shit?
Juan Rivera
Huh? I'm just going to start punching you in the face if I see you in real life, I have no idea if you're fiend or foe or what the fuck you're trying to say. Better safe than sorry.
Grayson Watson
I'm ur worst night mate
Robert Gutierrez
>thinking you need to be an inanimate object.
your already lost, kill yourself.
Joshua Clark
correct about the forehead
Ian Perry
that's pretty gay
Samuel Sullivan
Cops don't show >mfw
Parker Hernandez
I don't know, I've had some bad ones.
Chase Walker
This pussy
Tyler Carter
>internet tough guy sure thing toughest wrassler on the team >wrestlers are always overcompensating manlets
Lincoln Diaz
ok dude
Juan Gonzalez
so how tall are you big guy? you clear 5'8?
Nolan Nguyen
im not even that guy, but im going to wrassle you and buttfuck you in the eye.
Isaac Miller
No, they were too busy munching crayons. I had already finished mine, nah we were at assembly.
Oliver Ramirez
Everyone ITT would so fucked. Keep your day jobs as wannabe child molesters.
Matthew Baker
>anonymously call the police
Well, you're retarded
Dominic Evans
a drunk guy punched me in the head once i had a minor lump/bruise for a few days this guy shattered his wrist was in a cast for around a month. Who won?
Ryder Green
>both your stories don't check out >goes to court >they have evidence you arranged the fight >judge rules in his favour >you get charged >forever known as a pussy who called police for backup
Alexander Adams
My doctor, he’s not a very nice guy, instead of telling me to “say ahh” he told me to “say oink”
Hudson Morris
no one, there was no fight. he was an idiot for punching you and you were an idiot for not being able to dodge a drunk guy.
Matthew Johnson
Last fight I had, some clown tried cutting me up, then when he got it front and I flashed him he put his car in reverse to try and scare me. I chased him down the road and he made a couple of turns then went down a side street and panicked, He pulled his car into a quiet t-junction to turn around and I drove across the front of him. He got out and said 'what's your problem?' - I genuinely don't even remember thinking about punches or anything but I hit him firstly with a left which shocked him, then I hit him with about 5 more punches of alternate hands and he fell back into his car.
There was no blood, I didn't destroy him, he didn't fight back and he didn't get the police involved.
Nothing enjoyable, upset me a bit actually, the one thing I remember is, I didn't feel any of the punches land. It was almost surreal.
Jacob Hernandez
that's only if they don't shoot the guy on the spot
