Rap Battle Thread
Rules: 4 bars per post, your post must be replying to someone elses
I'll start it off
hello anons you can call me op
but for the rest of this thread you can call me OG
now hold on a second i gotta go pee
so bring out your inner nigger and let's start the show Sup Forums
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They tried to put me
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This is live isnt it?
hello op your a fag
you sound like a fag
OP is a faggot
Faggot
people jealous because i rap hard,
No need to call me a nigger i dont need no race card,
ill throw this shit farther than brett favre,
i dont know what i'm doing im just a retard.
He's a retard too
He also eats shit
He once fucked a kangaroo
And ate its shit
well a fagalicious day to you too
i had to go pee now i have to go poo
because shitskin is what i think of when i look at you
you're such a shitskin i'mma call you abu
its everyday bro with that 9/11 flow crashed two planes in six months thats never been done before and op is a faggot
you don't rap hard
the only thing you said that was accurate was the last bar
i will run over your ass in a fast car
let's see you try to type those raps with your hands scarred
Retard with the fork in the socket
Still hungry got a spoon in the pocket
Got my dead grandma picture around my neck in a locket
Horner than a raccoon around Davy crocket
your dick looks mcdonalds meat
nigga i will shoot you when you cross the street
face it fool i got you beat
and i got my face in your momma's teets
I'm a spiritual,
miracle lyrical individual,
I'm the meanest of the realest,
the will of the skill of the willest
Aye yuh abu shitskin
My wife just shit on me
Lick
Mmm yum
why are you talking about animals
niggers belong in a zoo
and if you post in this thread
you belong in one too
Ah shit don't talk about raccoons so soon
my baby was attacked, croons don't swoon,
soaked it in a bath of alcohol for four months,June pruned,
my wife ain't happy leaving me soon
that ws hard
jesus christ boi my momma aint got tits all i know is whenever someone sees you they get the shits
the only fool you beat was only your meat and also you crippled you cant even cross the street uhuhhhuuhuhuuhu nigger
I don't belong in a nigger I ain't gay
My dick is bigger so when I fuck I get paid
But I'd rather jack off than experience a mediocre lay
I'll fuck you in a zoo any day
by the way fagboy i guess your a goy
go home faggy franku
Good thread OP
i will eat your dead child with a side of gravy
i bet your wife wished you died instead of your baby
i hope before your kid died the raccoon gave her rabies
now i best be off, got to go meet your lady
DO NOT REPLY TO DATA MINING THREADS
THIS NIGGER IS LITERALLY LOOKING TO STEAL YOUR LYRICS
they call me chipmunk
cause i got a small penis
try and step at me with that dirt
but bitch im the cleanest
i punch you in the stomach till you spit your dad's cum out
then i fuck your baby mama from sunrise till sundown
see me in the streets, your ass gettin gunned down
playtimes over, enough with the fun now
if you aren't gay how come you have aids
and how come you have cum all over your face
face it, big black cock is your favorite race
i bet your behind all the blacked threads, what a fucking disgrace
I'll cum on your doorknobs.
Fuck you.
You have no street cred.
Fuck you part 2
Then that means that we have to make the stupidest, most vulgar, unmarketable raps we can
Flan in a stans can stands harder than farting cards scan shit covered carpet on the highest parapet of a koalas ceiling fan can you transsexualize my hands flintstones closet bam bam
boy the only nigga spittin cum out is you thats a no no when you gon come out the closet you fuckin homo and i aint gotta baby momma cause i aint no nigger faggots like you i load my gun and pull the trigger anyway i wont see you in the streets cause your in your daddies sheets giving him head for a pair of beats (headphones) playtimes been over and you say enough with the fun now the only thing funnier that your mom is a fucking cow
Op is a fag,
That's why you piss inside a bag,
And your mother Titties sag,
And your girl looks like a hag.
MY DICK GETS BIGGA CAUSE IM A CRAZY NIGGA
Pastors gravy is your favorite I know
The way the light shines off is dick it glows
You give hime horny goat weed when your both alone
Hope he fucks you so long you don't go home
If your shit prepare to split
Ill make your grandma suck my dick
I dont care if she's into it
And trust me man, she wont spit
i got my yellow gang shirt
and my yellow bandana
i will walk up to your doorstep
and post a printout banana
Fuk rat
I got aids cuz it's hereditary
My parents fucked up and I got it through mammary dairy
I hate blacks as much as I hate fairies
I look in YOUR mouth there's a 10 black spear, buried
Fuck you part 3
Ill fuck your father
Fuck you part 4
You're gay
I might be twelve but I'm a hard ass
When you see me in the street u'll be like "that's a fine ass"
Well I gotta go so I leave in doubt
That you Sup Forums fags won't fuck my trout
Drop your mixtape already
Fuck you.
No.
it's funny how you hate fairies but in real life you're a furry
fat fuck, if i cut you you'd start bleeding mcflurry
"murica" faggot, your ass white and nerdy
fuck a 10 inch black spear, you choke on a 30
10 or 30, its all the same to you
You fucking austrailian go fuck a kangaroo
Your just mad because your father fucked your anus with a screw
And the next morning you took a super painful poo
nice try mr fbi
or are you chris hansen?
i've seen dateline before, you won't catch my hands in my pantsin
Putting my hands in you would be like putting it in mud
I listen to you huff and puff you're and inbred pug
Your ancestors are slow as fuck like slugs
You swallow semen by the 30 gallon jugs
Fine, you caught me, FBI here.
Just getting a fap done while the coast is clear
My boss is coming is leave you in a little
I have a president to blow over a little quibble
admit it faggot, you failed and you're dumb
your mom makes me edge hard, with her taint and her bum
so it ain't painful to poo but it's painful to cum
since my dad screwed my ass, its only fitting that i nailed ur mum
I ain't done yet you miscreant fuck
I got a fast fist like a hockey puck
I make you teeth soup home brewed
I spit it in your mouth already chewed
I bet you that that was fire, but im blowing you out.
You spend every night in your house, blowing your spouse
And then when he nuts you spit it right out
Spitters are quitters and you're jobless right now.
enough with the fake shit, let's tell the truth b
only 30 gallon jugs are your mom's boobies
i give a fuck about manners, don't care if i'm rudely
be thankful i didn't talk bout dat ass and dat booty
Here's a new low for a thread.
that was kinda funny, i gotta admit
when i read your rap i laughed, and i choked on my spit
when you read my rap you laughed, and choked on a dick
i hacked your webcam, don't think that i didn't notice that shit
So you say you wanna rap, is that an actual fact?
Fuck that nigger noise, I just came here to fap.
Give the OP a slap, and a kick in the balls,
And when he falls, take a shit on his chest the lulz
>Here's a new low for a thread.
how did i set the bar low when bars go over your head
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA TRIGGA
I LIFT MY MIDDLE FINGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
>am i black yet
Wow, looks like your a leet hacker
Hope it works out, because your a shit rapper.
I hope you look back and read your shit after.
Because my raps are more explosive than glitched reactors.
This user sounds like a dirty canuck
Your girls gash is so hairy when we fucked I got stuck
You talk shit get hit, left in an ambulance van
Now you're washed up with your moose like the old spice man.
yeah that's right i'm a hacker, don't fuck with anonymouse
you're gayer than op, i swear to god that's the honest truth
i'll send jizz flying out your mouth, like holly holm did to ronda's tooth
then shoot your ass at the theater, like i'm john wilkes booth
holy shit
>washed up
>mousse
>old spice
FUCKING BARS
Wow, im gay, what a hot take
Learn some new insults you fucking fart face
I'll really flip you over with one hand like a hot cake
Its crazy how you typing with your prostate
Fidget spinning faggot you know you cant take us
I'm about to turn this thread into Las Vegas
Wouldnt call a shitskin a nigger if you saw one
Kill them all is the only outcome
fuck learning new insults i'd rather learn some new sex moves
give ur lil sis the "inverted titty jam" the next time i get to
you only die when i say so. you only live cuz i let you
i fuck around wrap my dick round ur throat till ur neck blue
Not a single valid bone in your feeble ass body / pussy we can get it on, on any beat I get you bodied / bitch all those fucking pills make you look hella sloppy / try to back off since there's no way you can stop me
OP is a homosexual
He's not straight
He's a very gay man
Fuckin' rekt m8
this is the most gay shit ive seen on Sup Forums, more gay then all the trap and furry shit
boi i stop you like a red light
if you wanna fight, lets fight
your spittin raps to a dead mic
since you're ass like a plumber, beat you up with a lead pipe
Yo, his palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms are spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? (spaghetti) Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, spaghetti—blaow
the way i bang your anus
you will become famous
then drop the vid off at your parents
and make your ass explain it
grab the tape and go to brunch
sit down with these fucking sluts
ask one if she wearing panties
she said nah we up the ante
pussy hold me tight
I spit in your piss pipe
and shit i'm out gotta bounce
i'll see you later no doubt
big black car waiting out front
bitch used to begging i stunt
yves saint laurent on my pump
i like to do what i want
Dawg you better lay the crack down, cuz you got no chance /
I'mma hit you with a verbal uppercut, straight flying out your Vans /
Gunning down the 5-0 cuz this is lyrical homicide /
Bitch fuck with me and you'll quickly pass to the other side
im so awesome I'm so I'm so awesome
im so awesome I'm so I'm so awesome
Cut you open with my knife/
That's the end of your life/
But paid debts with your wife/
Slit your gut see all the spice
Hey yall, names Clara
Some call me a milf, it's not just the mascara
I give good head like a good little girl
But I can be your cowboy in bed
Put that knife away, cuz I get those AR-15 /
with the mean red infrared on your chest beamin' /
Coroners countin' all your holes, coming up to seventeen in /
throat fucking your whole family, they will be garglin' my semen
Let me jump up in the cypher/
Cuz you're all 1st timers that couldn't withstand a Lifer/
Hyper, pumped full of adrenalin straight killin it/
In a minute you'll watch me burn bright like filament
yeah bring your gun you're gonna need it, that was a good call
"pass to the other side" sounds like somethin your dumbass do in football
your bitch unzip my jeans and yell "timber" when the wood fall
ill cut this bitch ass nigga life short in the same spot where he stood tall
how come u spit all them bars but ain't nobody fillin it?
i dug a grave, 6 deep, your ass could be fillin it, fuck wit me
fuck it i dig it 8' deep 's ass give you company
Try hard all you want but in the end you will be on your knees /
sacrificed to the one true god, your head caged up with them bees /
I'm a mental giant, wasting time on you midget dissin' /
gotta stand on your toes big man to use the urinal for pissin'
My beer's too cold
My dick's too big
My truck has too much power
And my bootyhole don't stink. . .
Er, wait, shit. Are we not doing country?
dis nigga got bars
no killer fucking rhymes,
he just shivs his bitch when its fucking time,
fucking them hard in the ass,
waiting for that poop to lube his dick for the blast
Lmao
gucci gang gucci gang
gucci gang gucci gang
gucci gang gucci gang
my bih luh do cocain
Wait stop
Why can't be civil
Just prap this out like menenglishmen istead of having a quibble
you say i can't reach the urinal? how clown?
why stand on my toes when i could get ya girl to crouch down
i bring gats in HD, itta sound like surround sound
bitch ass nigga spend his weekends snitchin to cops out in downtown
Well, hello there Clara
You sound nice and stuff - so I won't disparrage ya
I won't be like "tits or get the fuck out"
Because that life isn't what I am about
I am a real life cowboy - yeah you read
But I like fuckin' mares - not women in bed
I should go and see a shrink and get my head read
Before I go into the woods and paint the trees red
I should meditate or drink a bottle of beer instead
It's in my fuckin' DNA, how I was reared and bred
Now i'm collecting fox pelts for my toolshed i sit in and smoke, yeah i'm a pothead
Ooga booga doh!
Ooga booga doh!
Ooga ooga. Booga booga.
Doh! Doh! Doh!
–Fodie-seben Cent
I'm 4 bars in and you're already nervous/
so don't you dare and compare me to a man with no purpose/
You're wack, either you spit 3 bars or your lungs are subpar/
Might wanna hone your skill, maybe even reinforce it with rebar...
This guy claiming hood when he's working at a Walmart /
You gonna get deported once Trump sets his wall up /
Say goodbye to your government benefits and foodstamps /
Never once thrown hands in your life , so it's gonna be your last dance /
Well then your in luck mister, we share a gene
Got pelts on the wall, like Charlie Sheen
In the bedroom got illegal contraband, guns and all
3 bongs hidden round my house, cuz life can be such a stall
I like it rough, a tool shed is fine
I'll bring my friends, so we can soak in your brine
you don't grip the chrome, boldly
you sit at home lonely
i take a reinforced rebarb upside your dome homie
and next time tell your ho when she blows me blow slowly
My names Johnathan
My game is quite subpar
lAll I really do is hang out at a bar
So humor me and start a rap war
i don't throw hands, i throw bullets
you better duck when i pull it
i'm over here duckin too, dodgin ur bullshit
don't make me reach thru the internet and unload a full clip
You're hopeless, girl keep your composure
Compose dope poems cuz bragadocious rhyme never lead to better exposure
You'll learn this as you grow older
M.O.B turns into me over money as the winters get colder
Throwing bullets cuz' you's a special ed kid /
I'm making it this clear like this, so better get it /
if you have a problem, come to me and we solve it /
get fucking shoot up or your jaw split /
Plaster matter, mask-making Mad Hatter patterns
Breaking at an addict at his lowest point
Full of opioids, a poster boy, ego destroyed
Or maybe that´s just schadenfreude or a shout to Freud
>you say i can't reach the urinal? how clown?
>why stand on my toes when i could get ya girl to crouch down
>i bring gats in HD, itta sound like surround sound
>bitch ass nigga spend his weekends snitchin to cops out in downtown
Little white boy who you tryin to be foolin?
Your cats, your grandma, your two friends from school an
You couldn't spit a lick if i handed you, three for free
Even tho free is all you ever see
You punk
How the fuck you spose to rap when you cant relate to the thugs you slang it to
Using poetry an prose, proper pronunciation, stood on yo toes?
Faggot you better go and get his girl to crouch down, and you better follow lest you get struck around
The torso, in the back, cause thats the only face you showing us
When yous running scared all the way back to grandma's house
Im on my phone so this post might not look to you the same way it does to me but w/e
i've had a sixteen inch dick back when i was sixteen
you had a sixteen inch dick in your mouth since you fifteen
i read all your shit but don't know what half that shit mean
make some sense, you need subtitles like jackie chan on the big screen
nigga fuck special ed you write your raps out in crayon
fuck a jaw split, leave yours shut, cuz if i think something you say wrong
you'll hear two shots
back to back like a drake song