Post a strange sexual attraction you have. Something that makes you ask your penis "why penis? Why do you do this?"
For me it's the mother kangaroo from the whinnie the poo cartoon. Not her kangaroo body but her voice gave a raging cosmic rainbow dimond boner
Sonic acting like a sissy slut. I seriously don't get why I like it so much:
archiveofourown.org
I go on bestgore and look up child abuse and jerk off to woman abusing their babies/kids. I get off on watching woman hurt anything defenseless.
The reaction of people watching someone they love die. I don't want to be an edgelord, but I love that so much.
edge lord 3000 over here
I don't know what you think bait is.
For me it's being USED.
You slap me in the face and tell me to suck your cock, I'll do it and get super aroused.
You just leave after cumming and don't say thanks or whatever: hottest turn on!
But also small things. Make me carry your stuff, use me as footstool, whatever has to do with being used.
I wonder if I'll ever find someone who likes to use.
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Making girls cry, like getting them to be really into me then break their hearts, I did it about 4 times in HS and I miss the feeling
45-60 year old women. Especially old women of color. Thinking about their wrinkle ridden pussies gets me diamonds. Also public pissing. Saw a teen grill (of color) pissing by the road cuz drugs and I made her piss on my shoes. Took her back to my place and fucked her raw and made her piss on me in the bath tub. She now has to endure the awkward times we use the apartment complex laundry room together. Lol. Funny enough I saw an old tranny piss in the same area the next day. Did not smashe tho cuz hooker. I don't really like paying for strange.
Here you go.
Haha. You have to wonder what deep seated issues lead to these weird things. At least your fetish doesn't hurt anyone(in a bad way).
Of course you will, especially if you're bi.
Even if you're a disgusting, fat, greasy, smelly, lank haired, hairy and yeasty pig.
I'm clean, not really fat, smell good, not yeasty. bit hairy though
My girl cheated on me and he got to video tape it. He keeps the footage locked up in his house in Chandler Az. Wish I could leak those vids cuz it hurts being cheated on. I imagine he uses her like this. They role play as brother and sister. He pretends to rape her.
first boner ever made me question why a cartoon?
You should shave all over and go full sissy, and be a caged up dog for a daddy to facefuck violently.
i cant watch an anime without watching porn of that anime no matter what it is (also applies to cartoons)
fat womens showering. weirdly specific fetish
@747174676
Your ho ass momma
Fat cops.
My dick gets stupidly hard around fat cops, it makes being patted down interesting.
daddy or facefuck sounds good.
not really into sissy.
and I like hairy dudes
>Post a strange sexual attraction you have
Dog-loving women turn me on like nothing else. I'd kill to have a girlfriend who would like to get mounted by our doggo.
Just thinking about it makes me hard
>I wonder if I'll ever find someone who likes to use.
If you actually try, you'll find someone for sure.
I can see it
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Explain. Is this your faggot fantasy? Or did this happen?
tl:dr you're a cuck, you could have just said that.
I don't know where.
Most who say they are into it will not really use anyone. it's more like a roleplay, aftwards they want to say thanks and be nice.
I'd suck a superior man off every day
A good daddy wouldn't give a fuck what you are into, you're going to be forced into being his little pet slut, whose little boi-pussy is he to ram his fat cock and hairy nuts against.
I hope for your sake that road didn't lead you to shadman like it did to me. Lucy is top waifu.
Hospital amounts of blood. Just like a bathtub filled with blood...but it has to be fresh squeezed and pulp free. And no gore, just the blood...dear god wtf is wrong with me?
fuck that sounds hot.
any hairy guys here into using?
Shittalk, in sex, videogames, sports. It makes me half chub no matter where i'm doing it.
Camis that are way too small
Facefucking
Fighting before sex is fun. Pissing a girl off then fucking her while slapping, choking, punching is hot as fuck.
Also, i do rape roleplay w/ my fuckbuddy.
im a huge vorephile especially when it either shows the carnage of voracious eating (like pic related) or shows a whole victem being digested to a bloody mess
shit gets me diamonds
I'd blow your cock while you play videogames
You'd like that wouldn't you faggot
I mean, are we just talking 'alternative fetishes'?
I have a macro fetish, even from a young age.
Spefically, the idea of other people, fictional characters, even one of my pets, growing in sheer size...
...made my dick grow in size, as well.
pads ...they turn me on whenever i see them...used or in someones bathroom i cant stop imagining the girl wearing them ...even my own family
Right here! it's fun just taking a pussy or making the boys your Cum-slut as well.
yes sir. I could suck cock while you play videogames for hours!
even swallow your piss
You aren't daddy if you're fucking a trap you nasty faggot
I'll be your cum-slut anytime!!
You definitely never dated a trap
I'm not going to piss on you retard. How bout i break your nose and you can tilt your head and drain your sinus while you blow me.
If you lived nearby, I'd have a you on all fours like a dog and start turning you into my slut. Making you dress up pretty and being ready to be slammed full of cum whenever the mood took me. You'd become my wife, whether you like it or not, and you'd behave how I want or you would be punished and left broken in a cumfilled pile on the floor.
Stomachs. I love them as much as tits and ass.
You deserve to be punished. You know in the back of your mind you want to give Daddy your ass. Giving up your masculinity.
Andddd the thread has been overtaken by literal homosexual faggots.
I'll swallow all your piss. no drop spilled.
But if you likee to hit me, sure, go ahead.
fuck, you serious?
where do you live?
But if you cum inside of her then who plans on raising your retarded offspring?
Sure, let's start right now. What's your kik?
kik: cocksucker_yummy
When maleficent transforms into a dragon. No fucking idea how or why.
It would be adopted by Swedish Somalian disabled lesbians naturally.
>And you keep refreshing.
Nohomo
UK south east, you?
kik: submissive_kitten4569
the other guy was fake
Lol no we are just spiteful towards each other. Wish I got laid as much as she does. But druggy teen was like 2 months ago. I made friends with this college freshmen with short hair tho so here's hoping it goes somewhere.
Kek
>Just Dr. Phil tier retard meth heads.
Got it
bullshit. not fake.
I am the one who likes being used: cocksucker_yummy
I like to imagine the wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz filling my tight virgin bunghole with her hard long nose
Says your username's not found.
Adding.
THIS IMAGE MAKES MY DICK INTO A DIAMOND SWORD
Same. Something about imagining how good it would feel to transform into a completely new shape, with so much power.
Ultimately, I just chalked it up to wanting to fuck a dragon, tho.
Trying to keep this thread alive. Need to know I ain't weird lol
>be me
>lost and alone on the yellow brick road in a dark ominous forest
>I'm trying to get to the emerald city to have my wish granted by the powerful OZ
>a pill that makes my dick grow 3 inches in under a month 100% guarantee used by Ron jeremy
>suddenly I hear a cackle
>REEEEEEEEEhehehehehe
>I turn terrified
>the wicked witch with the body of jennifer lawrence and the head of the OG one from the movie descends upon me
>She grabs me, aided by her flying niggers
>I've got you my pretty
>"GASP" I gasped
>She removes my leather pants and my loins begian to moisten
>suddenly i am penetrated by something long and stiff
>i feel something sniffling inside me
>It is her nose
>i instantly cum
I've had tha sex dream every night for like 3 years now
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>it's more like a roleplay
get on a fetish forum
suggest one
people being executed by a single shot to the head. really not trying to be edgy. I don't get it at all. I don't like pain or torture, but like... a line of guys heads to the floor, and someone walking down that line pop pop pop pop.
It makes me seriously fucking horny.
fetlife
dont bother it isnt the thread it started as anymore
as a man who would not hesitate to suck another mans dick i can say with authority: this thread is full of faggots
seriously OP asked for weird "why boner" type fetishes and you guy are discussing basic shit like this and hooking up? just go find a damn hookup thread so we can discuss our disne character gore vore or whatever else fetishes
armpits. its fucking disgusting. yes I know it is plebian as shit, but there. that is my secret shame.
I will gladly tell you that today some old man bent me over, jerked me off into a cup and threatened to make me drinnk it unless I sucked him off. which I gladly did.
I will share that with you.
but what really makes me shameful is I love tos mell my girlfriends armpits.
that seems way more disgusting and shameful.
>fetlife
thanks
Jesus fucking Christ!!! Sauce??
Bandaids. Idk why, but God when I see a female with bandaids anywhere in rock solid in seconds.
>this is the world liberals want
>He keeps the footage locked up in his house in Chandler Az.
post more mother fucker.
a world where people are not forced to have a child? sure.
email me their physically address and I'll try and get into their wireless and get it for you. I'm in mesa
Bugs Bunny when he goes trap...
>waaah some people talked about some things I don't like and it triggered me because I'm a whiny little nu/pol/ snowflake, on the most cockfilled board in existence.
Meanwhile the thread keeps going just fine.
You might figure out by yourself
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No idea I get my gifs and webmd stuff from here. Shits hot right tho?
is that an abortion? I thought it was a life birth
Boobs that look like a bit like a mans ass in a bra?
not really complaining nor did i say i didnt like it just pointing out the futility of keeping a thread alive for its original purpose when its been almost completely derailed
im rather annoyed but you havent seen complaining yet
watching people when they don't know I'm watching. reading their email. being creepy stalker dude I guess.
It just feels really comfy for me, like a great tv show, and halfway through I find I'm really turned on
>havent seen complaining yet.
I've visited nu/pol/, whingefest hq.
Just stfu with this lame crap, it's at least as irrelevant as gay hook ups and twice as gay.
It is an abortion. And not her first
I can't help but wonder what she's saying
Ah dude they lost contact years ago. They used to meet at the Wal-Mart on country club or some bar on Guadalupe. Then he'd take her to his place from there. So even she has no idea where it's at. But Chandler by the Alamo draft house (or in the general area idk?)
Fug u got me lad
Nothing weird about nutting to a pair of big soapy tits.
I fucking love amateur porn of men cheating on their spouse or getting off to someone who's clearly not their SO. Especially if they wear a wedding ring.
Whether it be a cum tribute, a massage parlor happy ending video or footage of some random hooker getting fucked at a motel, I just love seeing a guy acting like a piece of shit, thinking about his wife at home taking care of the kids. It makes my dick rock hard. It's hard to find videos of that though as the cheating wife fetish is so much more popular.
Here's an example.
>xhamster.com
ah well, sorry I'd try if you could get me a full name or address. email me if you change your mind.
that video that as far as i can remember was labeled something like "starbucks training video"or some shit where they fill an asian chick with 2 huge enema needles of coffee and 2 huge enema needles full of cream then stick a spigot in her ass and it pours out coffee
then they force her to drink it
hot young little whores who are so desperate to be plowed that they fuck a dog.
Are you a dude? Do you imagine yourself as the guy or do you fap to them?
Which one? The original show? Kanga's had a lot of voice actors. But yeah, the doting mother voice can be sexy as shit.