You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper english breakfast

You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper english breakfast

Literally anything else.

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no black pudding, needs peeled plum tomatos. Thats a sorry looking brekkie

The tomato looks like it hasn't even been cooked, the mushrooms look shit, no black pudding, the bread should be fried, not toasted, and why the fuck can't it be served on a normal fucking plate.

Your baked beans are shit and taste like ravioli from the can

when autism hits the kitchen

Twenty one-handed pushups

I'm not even Anglosaxon and I noticed the same things

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a microwaved turd.

[puking internally]

autism: the post
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Your bacon is raw. Silly britfags

Loaded with fat, starch and sugar, no wonder the UK is the fattest nation in the Europe.

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Literally any other kind of breakfast, lunch or dinner.

Grilled cheese and tomato soup

>You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper english breakfast

Do you have to post this same fucking thread every fucking day?

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croissants are for faggots

An actual healthy breakfast

Anything that has a color palette outside various shades of brown, and isnt just carbs and sugar.

>Being this proud of a plateful of random oil-soaked artery-clogging shit
Even amerifat deep-fried burgers and bacon-wrapped fries aren't that bad, and they don't act like it's a god's gift to gastronomy.

1/10 would shit on your plate

>You have 10 seconds to name something better than a proper english breakfast
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Stop posting these shit threads you slimy limey

What kind of a fat bastard has that shit for breakfast, jees

Stop posting this retard shit every fucking day

get rid of the beans the mushrooms and the tomato replace the coffee with black coffee sub the bacon for another sausage link one piece of toast and not two and a steak and you got the perfect breakfast

First post absolute best post.

>crab

only super faggots eat crab

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hahahah circumsice your eggs fagot!

here a good breakfast and not your boring shit

Being a real man

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Is that comic any good? I've shelved a few copies the other week and had a chuckle... but I honestly want to give it a read...

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A full Irish breakfast!!

Totally worth it. It's predictable to a fault but has great Colbert-esque quips. It's just plain manly fun. First issue will have you hooked. Image is the reason I dropped DC and Marvel.

these sausages look awful

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They are not. Try one!

Country fried steak and motherfuckin eggs.

throw some fresh biscuits in there and thats all u need

Chorizo Migas and pico, papas, refried beans, tortillas, jalepeños, unsweet iced tea. Heaven.

both sausages have an artificial casing made from seaweed which is unacceptable for me

My nigga.

fuck yes

You faggots eat beans and mushrooms for breakfast?

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every fucking day same fuckin' post.

This being the last time for this thread.

Goddamn, you eat all that just for breakfast?

Shit, I just have a yogurt. And you call us Americans fat.

Quite a few of these every day posts.

A 'murican breakfast

Maybe that's why you're all so fat. Breakfast has to be your biggest meal to get your circadian rhythm and metabolism going. I'll bet you eat an entire pizza for dinner too

Has Marutei Tsurunen been mentioned already?

>Tsurunen was representing the democrats in the upper house of the Japanese parliament during they years 2002-2013 as its first Western-born member.

A fucking major achievement considering how doubtful the Japanese are against foreigners. Of course Finland is an exception of some sort, the older folk knows and appreciates Mannerheim and Finns.

Apparently a very conservative politician and that's exactly what japskies like.

google 'rakott krumpli'

A bowl of honey nut Cheerios with almond milk.

egg Mc muffin

fatass

i could never eat an avocado just like that
spreaded on some bread maybe

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Corned beef hash with some eggs is best breakfast

Ur retard that shit looks balanced as fuck to me, gg op must cop soon

Frosted Flakes.
The full English will lead to health problems.