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up for work in 6 hours edition

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>why yes, I post fedoras to stifle conversation on a taiwanese basket-weaving forum

Will having a uni degree in Media Studies make them ignore paki rape gangs?

Post a photo of a handsome guy you have on Facebook

>>why yes, I post fedoras to stifle conversation on a taiwanese basket-weaving forum

no

next

thing is if I did it a few months back I would have had enough confidence to go through with it and not even think about it, but now I just dont know anymore. Bit scared 2bh

think ive had my fun with that gimmick now

>why yes, I live in a country where National Sorry Day is a federally mandated holiday that forces us to recognize the plight of petrol sniffers

>gimmick

You mean you've been fucking ruined, you greasy paki twat?

well?

>why yes, I live in a country that has an entire month for black history

where are there so many giants from that area of the world?

been watching rome with a girl

she doesn't really "get" it or be able to follow who the peope are properly but seems to enjoy it enough

watching the HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME episode next and i will be sorely disappointed if she doesn't appreciate the gravity of the scene

goin to taco bell. you want anything?

Beddie byes

"Haven't you heard? My homosexuality isn't implicit anymore. Come here, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, we're both boys, tee hee."

>why yes, I don't realize that not all states participate in black history month

i bet that would feel amazing

>your tiny hands
>your crazy kitten smile
>just
>don't leave
>don't leave

*converts your local church into a mosque*
whoops! haha sorry, rorkelet!

Women seem genuinely unable to grasp these kinds of things

hello nigger

babestation

*punches your chapati down your throat*
hehe sorry about that, Ahmed. Here's a free one-way ticket to Lahore. Buh-bye.

ah yes nothing gets me drunk quite like my good mother's gin ahh yes really hits the spot baby yes I love it ohhh yes baby

doing a look at the ol' 'an 'ary

never watched that show. ancient rome is such a normie-tier era
is it actually nice?
what's he done now?
runt

might do my washing

>being british is a state of mind. it has nothing to do with your heritage or place of birth

got no friends for almost 10 years at this point
feels very very bad

>tfw took selfie
>look good
>Tfw realised the selfie is flipped
>flip is back to original
>look ugly af

>(often unattractive)

yeah, its a shame really
>never watched that show. ancient rome is such a normie-tier era

your point being?
the fall of the roman republic is arguably the most interesting tale in all of human history

>get to my 20s
>realize i've been looking at a variation of a person who looks like me but not exactly like me

I thought I was handsome wtf

thoughts on this lads?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39855287

>pakis go to glasgow
>pay people smugglers to bring eastern european women to glasgow
>force the women to marry them
>they can now apply succesfully to live in the UK because they're married to an EU citizen
>the eastern european women get passed around different pakis and raped by them

youtube.com/watch?v=jc4VxIWXX4w

MOGGERS

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39884315

> He then bought both the couple's sons flats in a luxury London development - one for £29 million and the other for £7 million.

Clear to see which kid is his favourite then haha

The squad

will never enjoy these posts

why do lefties not understand the definition of fascism?

Being a housewife and mother is exactly equal to buying 36 million quid in real estate

The gf

hello me, how are you tonight?

my only thought is surprise that the BBC would publish such an article

(didn't actually click on it so just running off your analysis)

hello

why do you keep spamming this to give the cunt more twitter views?
please fuck off to Sup Forums it's easier money there anyways

imagine america but without all the self hating whites and all non whites

Sham marriages are really fucking common, it's why registrars have border force on speed-dial

>the fall of the roman republic is arguably the most interesting tale in all of human history
it's well known

>pakis
Say no more. Why the fuck we tolerate this filth in the Uk I will never know

these people are just mongs parroting buzzwords
pay them no mind

Chinks are going mad because an MMA fighter organised a fight with one of those chinky kung fu mongs and boxed him up in about 10 seconds lo

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-39853374

everything i see from scotland looks grim as fuck

can't imagine moving anywhere on that island except southern coast

Emotions were running high at the time. It is undeniable that Trump's victory has emboldened fascists though.

sounds like a business idea to me

No one cares. Fuck off you boring cunt

>face is incredibly asymmetrical
>looks fine in the mirror
>in photos from straight on, one cheek is noticeably fatter than the other

not sure which I believe

how do other people see me? as I appear in the mirror of how I look in photos?

and most ancient history isn't which means it defacto goes above shit like assyria and ancient persia etc

are you just being a literal history hipster and hating on a period of time because its well known?

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=TKWreWKu4OQ

why do you fags speak like you have a mouth full of rocks

just speak normal english christ sakes

>chawlay, chawlay bit me fingah

scotland is a country of extremes

edinburgh is the richest city in the UK with the highest quality of life while glasgow is an absolute shithole

t. wasted years doing chinky kung fu

Trump has fascist elements to his personality, you'd be hard pressed to find a yank president that didn't though

hooray for brexit

Tai Chi is more like yoga than a martial art

>mma
Which is nothing more than pub brawling, windmilling and elbow smashes. Ah yes.

What are you on aboot eh?

God damn I love being a Yank

I look fine in the mirror, I look monged out and deformed in pictures
I genuinely hate myself

since when is tai chi a fighting martial art?

it's about meditation

HAHA IM SUCH A NORMIE HAHA GTFO U RUNTOID

will never enjoy these posts either. I'm literally a ''''normie'''' but its just pathetic to try to paint that kind of picture of yourself on 4 fucking chan, and anyone who does just isn't welcome here t b h. self depreciation comes with the brand. and i'm very sceptical of anyone who claims to be 'normie' anyway, cant imagine an actual normie posting on Sup Forums about what a normie they are

just fuck off

You've painted the entire country in black and white, there's posh parts in Glasgow and poor areas in Edinburgh you mong, pretty sure London is richer too

it's how you look in pictures

mirrors do some psychological fuckery I'm afraid

would really like a laci green gf

other people see you as you look in photos or a double-reflection

you always look worse in these images to your own mind because you aren't "used" to seeing that version of yourself

I think im handsome in the mirror and ugly in pictures but people still tell me i'm handsome irl so w/e

your view of your face is reversed by the mirror, so you get used to that one perspective. it looks perfectly normal to everyone else

Chinks claim their various martial arts, including tai chi are real combat options, like in their wushu movies

They are wrong

she has pit hair

sublime post

tai chi has literally nothing to do with combat

stop chatting arsehairs fart breath

Really really dont want to go home. My bedroom there is so tiny that i literally can't stand upright in it. Fucking hate it tbqh lads, might do a cide instead

Need some minge.

got first two seasons on box set but havent been bothered to watch it. Is it worth my time?

>might do a cide instead

What's your method of choice?

t. triggered weegie mong

the gdp per capita, life expextency, teenage literacy and numeracy rates and HDI of edinburgh are all much higher

there's shit and posh bits of literally everywhere, that doesn't mean you can't compare two places lmao

bet she doesn't shave her fanny either

t. paki

wrong this is my gf

we had an 8 tweet conversation on twitter once, so that pretty much confirms it

One punch from me to any runt here and your bones would explode into a cloud of dust

Dunno, was a bit of hyperbole desu

yes, very much so. there are only two seasons in total so you have the whole show

generally regarded as a top-tier TV programme

same

But you have a preferred method, right?

Oh god WOULD REALLY LIKE A LACI GREEN GF

get out of the country, lad
find jobs elsewhere when you graduate, unless you meant work
I couldn't imagine living in those brick boxes you pull up to

I'm from Edinburgh you Tory faggot

You've generalised two places entirely, get a fucking grip, streets in Edinburgh that are just as bad as Glasgow post codes.

would love to atomize this lad's jaw

Doing a listen to the new Jordan Peterson JRE

Enlightening as fuck. It's actually quite difficult to fully process the rationale of the regressive left

On an average week how often do you Brits:

A) eat a double bacon cheeseburger?
B) shart yourselves in the mart?

this
don't mind normies, but when they just try to attack autists on here, not a fan