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ITT: moments you went total chad and then back to being a beta
give me your stories so I can devour them to feed my lust for becoming an alpha

>lust for becoming an alpha
You will never be alpha if you think like this. Just give up and accept your beta fate.

Story time OP. Back in 2008...
>Be me, 17, beta af
>First day of senior year
>Have huge crush on qt3.14, Gina
>Also have what I call triple-threat
>Feet/socks/tickling fetish
>Surprising amount of related porn
>Beat my shit daily, can't discuss fetish with normies for obvious reasons
>Private school, lame ass uniforms, at least I can see when girls wear crazy socks (fuzzy and knee-high ones in winter got me rock hard)
>Gina's in homeroom
>Rocking Christmas socks, snowmen and stripes
>Already at half-mast, barely 8am
>Her friends call her out, she owns it
>"Yeah these were my only clean ones, check em bitches"
>Gina's parading around, shoes off, starting carols w/people all morning
>Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner
>Longest fucking day
>After class, w/Gina & peeps in 2nd floor gym
>Peeps leave, me and Gina alone
>Can't stop staring at her socks
>Boner is gaining on me
>Let slip "Cool socks G"
>lol "Thanks user"
>iwanttotickleherfeetsobadly
>Sits back, phone in hand, not paying attention
>CROSSES LEGS, TAKES SHOES OFF
>It’s all boner now
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Isn’t she kinda asking for it tho
>Fuck just do it, be bold, maybe she'll be into it
>Grab her ankle and pull into my lap
>Drops her phone, looks at me like 'wtf'
>Tickle her foot vigorously
>Up and down the arch, under the toes
>Foot squirming and wiggling
>Feltgoodman
>She laughs, kicks me, notices my boner in my pants
>"user WHAT THE FUCK"
>No words
>Can only manage "I wanted to see something, sry"
>Grab my shit and run, skip class next day
>Quiet spot in woods, beat my dick like it owes me money
>Pic: Found on fb years later, still have it saved

go fuck yourself filthy acceptionist
suck a black cock
i am better than you

Long story short cause I'm at work
>be me
>molest child
>get away with it

Can't be much more alpha than that

>Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner
my fucking sides user, you gave me quite the chuckle

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male or female child user
i need some good fap material

No you wish you were you butthurt beta. The truth hurts.

1/3
>Okay, so be me a few years ago, can't complain about life.
>perfect girl, a small home we can call our own, make enough that we don't have to worry much about money.
>every so often she likes to surprise me with random kinky shit right, costumes, toys, bondage, etc.
>notgonnalieshitwascash.gif
>Take her out for a nice dinner one night, just having a few drinks some good food.
>half way through she is already starting up her dirty talk, about a surprise she had waiting for us at home.
>every now and then running her heels over the erect penis beneath the table.
>Diamonds.jpg
>okay so dinner done, we're both about 5 drinks in and feeling good, she decides she can't wait to get home and gets the dessert to go.
>order a cab while she hits the washroom, get our coats and leave.
>riding in the backseat of some cabbies minivan, her licking and nibbling at my ear, grabbing at the penis pressed against the pants, sloppy drunk chicks are the best aren't they?
>Guy driving is trying to make small talk butt fuck him right? she's already on her knees on that dirty ass floor, pants unzipped and my dick in her hand.
>enjoying the feels, head back, the default bj position, just let her go to town working it and talking dirty, every so often catch the driver looking back in the rear view and just shoot him a grin.
>taxicabconfessions.webm
>Only about 10 minutes into the ride, dick out for harambe and most likely gonna die in wreck, when suddenly feel a chill run over my deek.
>now picture this, us in the far back seat, her stuffed down on her knees on the floor, covering my dick with our tiramisu and then licking it clean.
>Tiramisu, makeup, and cock smearing all across her face, and thanks to the nice buzz we have going her dirty talking has gone up a few decibels.
>hhnnnggg.png
>enjoying the backseat bj and doing my best not to let loose the flood gates before we get home

2/3
>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.

I molested my molester on numerous occasions, went from beta to alpha in 1 simple like hack.

at least i strive for change
You’re cuckolding your own fate

3/3
>all of a sudden start hear moaning coming from our bedroom down the hall and hear her call out "I'm ready"
>love her but i swear to god if theres a dude in there fucking her i'm killing them both.
>keep my cool as i set my beer down, stand up and make my way towards that door and whatever hides behind it.
>There is probably no greater moment of happiness and relief in my life than when i opened that door and saw what she had in store.
>her standing there in a slutty latex outfit and heels, looking up at me while she was bent over some bitch she had tied down to the bed in a matching outfit.
>everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven
>Didn't know who the chick was but later found out it was an old highschool friend of her's
>i guess she was talking to her for a few weeks before to plan the whole surprise, anyways
>not even 5 seconds into my pants hitting the floor before i was climbing onto that bed and pressing her face into her friends ass
>ok so to set the scene, two bitches in matching skimpy outfits, one tied to the bed, the other spreading her out and tongue forced into her asshole getting it ready for the penis that would be penetrating it soon
>so before i can even spit in her face she pulls her tongue from that fartbox grabs my dick with that kungfu grip and looks me straight in the eyes as she says
>"are you ready to fuck this cum slut baby?"
>ultimately the answer was yes (of course), simply give her a nod more focused on my dick pulsing in her hand than speaking, she finally let's go.
>reaching up she grabs my hair and whispers in my ear "yfw you read the first letter of every line." and i instantly came buckets

It was a girl, I ain't gay just sick

I never act like a beta. I'm alpha as fuck don't fuck with me nigga or I will fuck you up man. Try insulting me

Oh fuck you user. I mean that was funny, but fuck you

you're not sick, nothing wrong with blowing a load of cum on a child, only autistic fuck tards think that way.

faggot

inb4 navy seal copypasta

Right idea

>cuckolding your own fate
I'm pretty good with how its going so far. I'm not beta, so there is always that. If you wanna be alpha go lift some weights, fix your diet, and put yourself out there.
>at least i strive for change
Don't live vicariously through other people's posts, that seems kinda like cuckolding your fate.

epic.

what an insecure beta would say

>good argument
>no room for mature retorts
fuckhesgood.png

ITT: a bunch of newfags who dont know that being an "alpha male" or "chad" on Sup Forums was meant to be tongue in cheek, but now its out of control and all you normies think its cool

A chad is a fucking douchebag fratboy you faggots, the kind of asshole who pops the collar on a polo shirt

It was never a good thing

fucking chad

that’s what I’m saying, the problem is that chads do tend to have a higher chance at banging than your average Sup Forumsro

why type like you're posting on reddit? your normie is showing

you gave me an idea for a top kek thread

You might have a point there sir and I'm sorry for acting like a beta. God bless

I actaully like that idea, my question is. would people aim for a top kek in the thread of just the best top keks of recent history. cause they're have been so many gems can see a best keks of 4 chan, similar to best of 4 chan screen caps.

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Fucking copypasta. Reeeeeeee