STORY TIME THREAD - whatever the fuck, really. edition
i'm bored af and i wanna read some of your stories.
STORY TIME THREAD - whatever the fuck, really. edition
Story time OP. Back in 2008...
>Be me, 17, beta af
>First day of senior year
>Have huge crush on qt3.14, Gina
>Also have what I call triple-threat
>Feet/socks/tickling fetish
>Surprising amount of related porn
>Beat my shit daily, can't discuss fetish with normies for obvious reasons
>Private school, lame ass uniforms, at least I can see when girls wear crazy socks (fuzzy and knee-high ones in winter got me rock hard)
>Gina's in homeroom
>Rocking Christmas socks, snowmen and stripes
>Already at half-mast, barely 8am
>Her friends call her out, she owns it
>"Yeah these were my only clean ones, check em bitches"
>Gina's parading around, shoes off, starting carols w/people all morning
>Think about Ann Coulter to suppress boner
>Longest fucking day
>After class, w/Gina & peeps in 2nd floor gym
>Peeps leave, me and Gina alone
>Can't stop staring at her socks
>Boner is gaining on me
>Let slip "Cool socks G"
>lol "Thanks user"
>iwanttotickleherfeetsobadly
>Sits back, phone in hand, not paying attention
>CROSSES LEGS, TAKES SHOES OFF
>It’s all boner now
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Isn’t she kinda asking for it tho
>Fuck just do it, be bold, maybe she'll be into it
>Grab her ankle and pull into my lap
>Drops her phone, looks at me like 'wtf'
>Tickle her foot vigorously
>Up and down the arch, under the toes
>Foot squirming and wiggling
>Feltgoodman
>She laughs, kicks me, notices my boner in my pants
>"user WHAT THE FUCK"
>No words
>Can only manage "I wanted to see something, sry"
>Grab my shit and run, skip class next day
>Quiet spot in woods, beat my dick like it owes me money
>Pic: Found on fb years later, still have it saved
lmao keep em going
I have a couple more pics of Gina if you're interested, plus a couple other girls
yea dump them
>be me
>about 10 mins ago
>brother comes in from school
>says some kid threw himself in front of a train
RIP in pieces kid
Here ya go. No nudes sadly but she's cute
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My fave. That look though...
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she's cute, don't really like that kind of body tho
my life isn't interesting enough to just say random stories, needs to be something related that I can tell you something about myself
tell me about the first time you did whatever kind of drugs, user
How bout her? Girl I work with
no
hell nah prefer skinny legs, nice dubs tho
>be today
>wake up
>wtfman
She gave you a picture like this? Where do you work, a strip club?
Actually, I never did. The worst I've ever done was coffee, smoking and drinking. Do those count as drugs? Because I have a few stories about them w/ greentext
dude that's a totally normal pic for todays hoes, she probably uploaded that to instagram or whatever.
To each his own. I'm definitely a thick thighs person myself. But she's cool. Little bit about her
>4'10"
>Soccer fan, foreign film snob, lowkey anime nerd
>Very open and up front about her love life and sexual interests
> Kinks include: Light bondage, blindfolds, teasing, tickling
go ahead dude
>4'10
>diamonds
Catering hall
>be me
>wake up to knocking
>police tell me my suite mate killed himself
>say "ok" and close the door
>kid was a massive faggot anyway
Good enough?
kinda reminds me about my ex gf, i loved how open she was about sex
>be in noguns country
>lurk /k/ and play weapons related games all of my youth
>become a major gun nut besides never having touched a gun in my entire life
>for that very reason join the military
>shit suck and we're getting our asses blasted every day, but at least i'm gonna see and use guns
>oh shit, it's machine gun practise
>everyone lays down like a machine gunner would operate his gun
>hold it and caress it like a beautiful woman
>boner stahp
>i literally popped a boner from handeling a machine gun
>i know i'm in love with this terrifying machine
>dream about finding one of these and cleaning it for the rest of my dream more than once
She's real chill, been thinking about dating her but the emotional baggage is strong with this one. Absent father, history of abuse/neglect from her mother and sister, sketchy relationship history.
do you masturbate to guns?
Have you fucked her? I just can't believe she would send you a pic like this if she isn't interested or isn't a sex worker.
> be me
> about a year ago
> reconnect with old friends after they moved and Contact got Stale
> one of them is now a girl
> Trapfetish.exe
> don´t act on it
> about 4 months ago they visit
> trap´s with them
> freind teases trapanon to sleep with me since she insisted to sleep ion my kingsized bed with me because she needed a regular bed
>later that night
> we lie in bed
> do you want to start anything user?
> hot trapsex.exe
it holds up for a few months as some kind of freinds with benefits thing before her mentall ilness took over and she decided to hate me
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>Be me
>german
>hand my house over to vulnerable refugee children
>dodge truck of peace on way to halal kebab shop
>gf calls
>says she had been raped by arabs
>report her for hate crime
>racist bitch
We did share an... intimate... moment once. 2am, after work, hanging out in a park near her house. We'd had several drinks and were bullshitting about all the old coworkers we outlasted. We got real close, started cuddling and making out. Next thing I know we're laying on the grass, I got an arm around her and my other hand is up her shirt. I start tickling her, just joking. Then she grabs my wrist and goes 'keep going, that's hot' I happily obliged
that's exactly ex_gf.jpg
you may try and date but don't go further, these girls always have a lot to complain and will justify anything - LITERALLY, ANYTHING - with "the trauma". fuck & go, really.
I hope you've developed social skills since then, my dude.
No.
noice lol
Where was this? Anywhere in Southern USA?
Funny thing is she's actually a really good person. Tries her best to stay out of trouble and do the right thing, even though I know it's to deflect the attention away from her past. She's got some spirit, I tell you what
>foreign film snob
Foreign film snob? She's a Mexican caterer, WTF? She should not be snobbish about ANYTHING, let alone something cultured like foreign cinema.
Oh she was definitely getting into it. She even put her wrists together and told me to hold her down. She wiggled out of her work pants, and told me to tickle her thighs and belly. She was laughing, moaning, biting her lip. Now alcohol is a memory fucker, and I know we didn't fuck, but I'm like 75% sure I slipped a couple fingers in her panties.
You should move here to the states, man. This country is so varied in lifestyle, you'll find somewhere you belong.
Swedistanian here. You did good, user.
>swedistan
go back to redd it fag
She's actually italian and albanian
I've been considering it, but at the end of the day i'm not going to switch countries for a mere hobby. I may come to visit and spend a shit ton of € on a shooting range for a couple of days - is renting and shooting guns as a foreigner a thing in the usa?
i'm italian too user, has she moved there or just got italian origins?
Italian origins.She talks like the most New-Yorkest New Yorker you'll ever meet
So you thought he was right in saying Mexican girls shouldn't be into foreign films or be snobby about them? You seem like an asshole.
Ranges down here in the rural south usually don't require a license, so I'm sure you'll be fine. What country are you from? That may have an effect on how you're treated (sadly)