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need a true Cara fan to suck my cock while I look at her pics

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It'll happen cutie just think of Cara and get comfy

emma, legs and feet please is possible? :)

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I have to take a shit.
what do?

fappable?

Heya

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Slow down user!

I've not given it much thought but I'd rather she be a sub. I just don't see her having a dom personality. Plus Dove looks very pretty and fragile, I'd want her to be submissive.

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Take your phone with you

>>Slow down user!
same user here, i'm slowing down

Nudes when?

Fuck yeah user
Suh dude
Dove id cute
Thank you, god she is a beaty

Ok what I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !?
909654

Hnnng i would

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If that was the case then I'd totally maker her swallow my load. I'd probably tie her hair in pigtails and grab them while I fuck her little mouth.

lel, this anons got the hang of it.

Those are some nice feet I must say

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal pledgeling. Mwah! Smoochies

>>Fuck yeah user
nice to hear that. i consumed my cock in the past on that pic

Don't post. Sharing your disgusting sexual fantasies ruins threads.

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Hey, caraanon is back baby
I like a man who can appreciate some good feet, also goo taste :3

We know you're a pedophile who's trying to annoy people, but why the same pics? Could you be anymore obvious?

kill yourself

Stop.

Yes

I'm not on my phone. Using a laptop with broken battery. Also I don't want to shit on my phone, that's disgusting.

Listen carefully what I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !
90969765

stop responding to the pedo.

I never got a reply to my sucky post

I want to fondle his balls and nipples. I bet he doesn't even know how nice it feels when someone plays with his sensitive pink nipples while caressing his glans at the same time.

Mate, how could you not? Top tier.
Unf Cara

Mmm, that's it.

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What did you just say you mothef-

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Real jewess goddess.

now now go potty for grandma

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>pedo is spamming

HEY SPIDERMAN COME ON IN

Is Scarjo the best cleavage girl around? who can compete?

hemmertime

So hard for cara

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Then fap to forget that you have to shit

need stroking encouragement from a lewd user

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me too

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SPIDERMAN GET IN HERE AND DERAIL THIS GARBAGE THREAD.

PEDOPHILES ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH

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Actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.

The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy's Log mean?

Nice

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Maybe I don't need sucky from Cara if I could get one from Kristen~!

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My god she's so beautiful.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) before hand. Nothing personnel kid

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/lgbt/

eep jerking user :)
Meeeeep, so sexy user :3
fuck, some of her best pics
look, do you want some sucky user?

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Any Elle/Cara niggas up here?

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Of course, that's how I forgot to eat today as well. Thanks user!

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isnt he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little anti-log post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you dont even fill in the captcha. Maybe youre such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The epic Dani Filth, isnt it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but its OK, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, thats right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting Dani Filth in threads about Andy Sixxs shit. Just imagine this: She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic anti-logfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She cannot even try to talk with you because all you say is I WOULD NEVER SUCK A SHITLOG FROM ANDY SIXXS ASSHOLE! You have become a parody of your own self. And thats all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he has done a million times now. And that is all you will ever be.

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Some kino legs and feet :)

My virgin cock would be leaking so much if she let me worship her feet hnnng

i'm not foot feticist, but i'm stroking so hard on this pic...

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How about I just encourage you to kill yourself?

Kill yourself. Go be a faggot on some faggot board. This is why your mother hates you.

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Get in my bed

leaking precum for cara's soles

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Young Sheldon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike young Sheldon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon’s existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
>And yes, by the way, i DO have a Young Sheldon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

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fapping for Nigri is always a good idea. Today, I aready came for her once

Her lips though, imagine them gently sliding up and down your cock leaving streaks of spit and red lipstick. It would get a little messy but you wouldn't mind would you?

does anyone really think this is beautiful? it looks like it hurts.

OHmmm same, getting to sniff and lick those Cara soles
That's what a good stroke slut does?;)
Another classic user :)
Good boy

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Wew how did that happen with the fishstickz

YES! At least 1, perhaps 2

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F-Forgive m-me g-g-g-good sirs f-for possessing Victoria Justice, a-a-a woman y-you can only d-dream o-of having... I-I know I-I'm a lucky manlet and I've l-lost c-c-count o-of h-how m-many men who have t-told me they want t-to batter my f-face i-in and m-make me cry like an i-infant...

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Hnng

fap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight