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DAL:Jamie Benn leaves game with injury
BOS:Brad Marchand records three points in loss
EDM:Connor McDavid records three points
CHI:Richard Panik scores late GWG vs. Senators
CLM:Sergei Bobrovsky wins sixth straight game
BOS:Tuukka Rask pulled after allowing 5 goals
NAS:Viktor Arvidsson scores OT winner vs. Caps
WPG:Bryan Little scores twice in win over NYI
PHI:Steve Mason injured in loss to Devils
NJ:Taylor Hall scores 2 goals in win over PHI

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first for richard and ross trophy winner

Good thread

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>14 goals in the past 2 games

'sup guys

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Where can I watch Laine's pattrick from last night?

Thanks in advance

Oilers vs Ducks

Who you got?

>hes going to win the called her just because he plays on the laffs
sad!

im so happy i have a marchand jersey i wear to every game i get to go to, he's my favorite player

Oilers

The Mild are done for. Once again a Boudreau team looks good and then collapses.

Usually its the playoffs but they got started early this year

*blocks your path

I'm looking for a Ross... Mr. Art Ross

Ducks

>cute grill at work
>praises me for good work ethic
>squeezes my arm to get my attention
>have seen her do this to other employees
>yesterday she escorted me prom style (arm in arm) to talk to a manager about something
>Today she wished me a good night in the parking lot, by name, as we were all leaving
What do you fellow autists think? I am going to ask for her phone # regardless but I figure id question.

nigga is dead

Which hockey player gets the most pussy?

You have to get past me first

thehockeynews.com/news/article/jaromir-jagr-blackmailed-with-photo-could-not-care-less-about-it

name a game where matthew had a hattrick and the leafs won
I'll wait

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Do you think her boyfriend minded being cucked by jagr?

youtube.com/watch?v=PRNwrgu5uPg

He probably masturbates to the thought of it

Hi friend, nice balding dubs

NHL.com has alright highlights if you only want to watch 5 minutes. They show all of the goals and important plays but are very lacking on fights and other penalties.

On average how many penises do you suck a week?

Stop using Sup Forums memes faggot

I have no idea why you are asking me to do that

>Hi friend, nice balding dubs
Thanks :)

>NHL.com has alright highlights
Thanks again. But it was just meant as a harmless joke about finns memeing about that Laine was going to get a hat-trick, but he didn't get a single point :)

>Marchand is a legitimate art ross threat

Thanks Bettman

>Joe Sakic is a legitimate GM

>a finn is an actually legitimate GM

>Connor McShit is a legitmate NHL captain

>Not capitalizing his name
Pretty rude to be fair.

Next year's Art Ross winner

t. Bettman insider

Just noticed that Minnesota lost to Eddie Läck

>He posted the wrong show

More like next year's John B. Sollenberger Trophy winner

>McMeme
>McShit
>McMemekid
>McBust
>McGayKid
>McFaggot
>McAssist
>McSecondary
>McAutism
>McSpectrum
>McAcne
>McPimples
>McCuckold
>McCocksucker
>McBoarding
>McPussy

The NHL is a crapshoot. A finn picked DuBust. Beyond the first few picks its a gamble. Detwat has picked winners late. The best prospect not in the NHL was picked in the 5th round. Anything beyond the top ten is a gamble.

Mc David

Stupid Sexy Seguin of course.

Also
>Can'tpucks

Also Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

Not enough black people in the NHL; no diversity at all.

>tfw I remember that one time he called a player a coward for not fighting one of his goons in the name of his honor
What a fucking cuck desu

Shut yo mouth white boi, I got 2 assists tonight

Someone should shoop Mcdonald's arches on his jerseys and stuff.

>vegas expansion is not called the Aces
is the NHL just stupid or what?
How could you miss that wildly popular concept in favor of something gay like "golden knights"

Everyone would identify with aces, and the Jersey would be dope enough even black people who dont know what hockey is would buy it.

How did they blow it? just...how?

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they didnt want the team name to be associated with gambling

Every TV announcer will make puns about it though.

>the house wins again

its too bad because that team should have unironically been called the gamblers

>set up a team in Las Vegas
>don't want to associate them with gambling

late night mathposting

>kongs finally win against a shit team
>blose beat the shorks
can't catch a break

Why is bustposting so enjoyable?

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Dogshit Nurse is so fucking dogshit

If he was past his rookie contract I don't think Edmonton would protect him in expansion because they would know Vegas wouldn't want his dogshit ass

there are no good black players, Wayne Simiands is limbo

he missed a few months from surgery.
>exposing a 6'3 210lb 22 year old with 1 year left on his entry level deal
vegas would be retarded to pass on that chance

I don't care about his skin, I'm just laughing at how dogshit Dogshit Nurse is

I could go to India and find a pajeet that has never seen snow or worn shoes before, give him a pair of skates, and he'd literally be better than Dogshit Nurse.

Mornibg

Best German player. Leon is a beast.

>muh big black bull
Too bad he fucking sucks massive cock at hockey

Morning Finland :)

Why are your goalies so shit? Oilers face two Finnish goalies and end up with 14 goals

I dunno he was pretty good tonight. Made a bunch of good defensive stick plays on marchand and had a few good hits. Plays with an edge.Great skater also he loves joining the rush.

>immediately starts to talk about bulls
who else would they take?
their only other options are 25+ year old #4/5 guys

Reminder that VEGAS WILL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS IN THEIR INAUGURAL SEASON

>established all-star goalie be it Bishop, Fluery, Luongo, or even Quick
>quite literally an entire defensive group made of top 4 pairing defenseman
>punished Gerrard Gallant cracking skulls
>shitty forwards but they'll do some meme shit without a doubt

Darnell Nurse is fucking terrible, ladm8. Every team in the NHL has at least one d-man better than him. Half the teams have 3 or more defenseman better than him

That image is wrong.

Good morning!!!

>norge

>tfw no Scandie gf

>tfw no friends or gf

:)

>Every team in the NHL has at least one d-man better than him
not the golden knights doe. most teams are going to protect their top 4 dmen

What did he mean by this?

Why do you post these long shitty opinions every night

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Cuck a doodle to the point of contact for the last two millennia I was wondering if anyone wants to be a girl who is the most leftist ideologically charged bullshit ever since we are looking at your own business and personal injury

Because I'm correct the vast VAST majority of times I give my hot takes and so I figured I'd let /hoc/ in on some industry secrets

Another day, another matthews 0+0

How bout I kick ur ass

Golden Knights fan here. Never watched hockey before. What should I know?

Prepare to lose for a decade before being good

Take that back, fucker.

look at blue jakkets and wild for statistical proof.

im sorry but its better if you realize this soon

See Who's your team? Doesn't matter. They suck.

Can someone shoop Mami wearing a GK hat?

my tiim is the national hockey squad of finland and we will win the world championships this year

also kärpät but thats irrelevant

I hope Ilves wins tomorrow so we can have epic battle of Tampere in the playoffs

TAMPERE IS STUPID

Tampere is pretty comfy to be honest with you.

t. oulu

Jere Lehtinen

Teppo Winnipeg

>summer time Tampere
Max comfy

Henri Zetterbeg is a much more accomplished player that Lehtinen, yet Dallas retired Lehtinens number and Detroit surely won't retire henriks


I think Henri zetterberg, in the context of the entire red wings franchise since their inception, is a very noteworthy player

They should retire his number.

>tfw you realize Pavel Datsyuk returned to Russia to hack the us election


It's so obvious now

>henrik zetterberg
0 individual awards, 1 stanley cup

>jere lehtinen
3 selke trophys, 1 stanley cup

fuck off Tom

Jere Lehtinen's only achievement was raping stray cats on the streets of Dallas

Also the conn smythe is literally the only individual award that matters you pleb