Sex toys thread

Sex toys thread.
Posting my collection.

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Ok, I'll bite. What's the CD for?

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newest toy

it's used as a cock ring

Can you cum hands free?

Not trying to be mean but can you really fit your dick in a cd?

Is it a good idea to buy sex toys on amazon?

I that as thick as I think it is?

No batteries needed.

Size comparison?

bout as thick as bf
thiccc

I use it for fingering.

Pull the CD off when finished and the CD wipes almost all of the poop in one pull.

No

found in my aunts nightstand

My collection isn't with me at the moment so I can't take pictures but I've got...
Medium Flint (blue to pink fade, with cum tube) and David (black) from BD
A set of three gem butt plugs (pink)
Another longer plug (black)
A Hitachi Magic Wand
A glass g-spot dildo

And if we count assorted kinky shit as sex toys I've also got:
Two ropes. 25 and 50 feet
A vaginal speculum
Luna Beads (black)
A violet wand
A ball gag (red)
A spiked collar (black)
An adult-sized pacifier (black)
An adult-sized onesie, with skirt, styled like a Japanese schoolgirl uniform (black)
A long leather paddle
A flogger
A metal claw used for scratching and bloodplay

Mine looks similar to this, but the colors are more pastel. What size is yours?

No. May be one of these days. Certainly I'm getting there but I never finish hands free.

small

Anal or vaginal? Can you take it all the way?

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anal. prettymuch all the way

Nice. I have a medium for both, but I regret not getting small. Medium is fucking massive.

yea for real
small was prettymuch same size as my bf so i knew id be able to take it but damn. bad dragon sell some fuckin massive toys idk how its possible for people to take some of that shit.

Have you seen varka taking XL Stan on toypics? Shits insane.

im a total size queen but after a point it just gets gross imo
stuff i take is nothing compared to a lot of bd fans..

varka hilting t rex XL.. that's disturbing

Why does every guy own a bunch of huge dildos?

I think there are more straight guys with dildos than fleshlights

Fag here. Can't take a pic now

Dick rambone
Doc Johnson american bombshell b7 tango, big boy and titanmen intimidator.
King cock 10in
Basix double dildo 15"
2.2" girth plug

Right? Lol. When fisting is your warm up, you may want to reconsider your life.

Also varka isn't just a fan. He's co-founder of BD. Can't say he's not dedicated to his work.

What?

yea i know that. thats probably why a lot of the toys even in medium are fuckin butthole destroyers
cant complain though, they did send me free shit.

in is easy but out...

I bought a dick rambone at a sex shop when I was 18 to give to my buddy for his birthday as a gag gift. We just mostly beat the shit out of eachother with it by swinging ball-end, or hid it in people's houses when we came over for them to find later. That thing is a goddamned weapon, and has been the white elephant of my friend group for almost a decade. Used to leave it in an obvious spot in my apartment when I threw parties so new people would get weirded out then finally ask about it after a few drinks. Honestly, might be the best $50 I ever spent, so much dickery potential. We call him Richard.

I like to have a good time.

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are the silicone ones long enough to penetrate the bladder?

You're a sick fucking asshole
Jamming shit up your pisshole?!?
What the fuck happened to your fucking brain to think, "hey, imma jam this metal rod up my urethra!"

Next level shit right here.

How about instead of that cd I lick your fingers clean afterwards? Then I'll make sure to give that tight little asshole a good licking/tongue fucking

if im soft then yes otherwise no
>see pic
you know it homes

A hand is a good equivalent for the fleshlight, but prostate massage and anal play with fingers only sucks.

I will receive Square Peg Slink Medium Depth Training Dildo tomorrow, can't wait :]

not original pic poster here
if you ever felt the gentle stretch of the urinary sphincter, you would not have that attitude

Just saying, what you posted MOST people would not consider to be sex toys. If that's your thing, cool. Just looking at shit like that makes my dick hurt

You're a faggot

you can fit your finger in the CD?

Nope. I am just bored of jerking off.

this nigga gets it
the longest one is 30cm with the tip being 0.9 mm
that going down your urethra feels amazing
you should try it like i said it feels great

I too looked into this, but I'm way too concerned about possible infection or damaging something.

I own this guy, but he's way too big. The knot isn't the problem, it's just too long. By the time I get to the knot, I hit a wall and it just hurts. I don't know if I'm hitting a bend or something.

I have that one too. Never been able to take the full length. :-(

>bored of jerking off
>getting anal training from another dude
Yep, not gay to me
Kek

I've owned several masturbators and Fleshlights but this is the best I've ever had. There is something about having to hump her like person makes it so much more intense.

More plox and where did you get her?

Man, I never get freebies besides stickers. Whose dick did you suck?

The best dildos are from Vixen. Soft silicone outer layer is way better than the normal stuff. And a fucking machine is also worth it.

So what does it feel like to blow your load inside a fuckdoll that looks like a 10 yo girl dressed up in lingerie?

my bf's. then i uploaded it to pornhub and BD sent me free shit for advertising purposes.

It seems so small, really how big is it?

Damn.

infection is only a risk of you are a literal retard
just sterelize everything, wear latex gloves and only ONLY use stuff made for sounding
also make sure you drink alot before and as soon as youre done go and take a piss to clean out your urethra

as for hurting yourself read above ^
only ever hurt myself using stuff not made for sounding like an old cable from a computer screen it was around 160 cm and it coiled up nicley in my bladder all was well and good until i came and my jizz was the same color as dildo hella scary but i just went through the motions stopped pissed and didnt do anything stupid for about a week and after that i was as fit as a fiddle

Nah tantus O2 dildos are the shit, The cush especially.

Who said anything about another dude? Are you retarded?

Have you used both?

Got her here:
diytrade.com/china/pd/20381161/100cm_Flast_Chest_Sex_Toys_for_Men_with_Heads_Wig_Nail_Skin_Color_Customized.html

I've always liked short small breasted women so she doesn't look 10 to me. If I had to put an age on her it'd be more like 26 or 27.

100cm. The material used to make these dolls is pretty expensive so the value priced TPE dolls are all about 100cm. It's smaller than I'd like. I have plans to buy another more realistic height doll, but they are more like $1200~$2000 and this was $650.

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The ridge in the middle looks scary as fuck. Also, I have not found any e-shop in Europe with those O2.

Ah man, this shit needs to get mainstream.

I own the bandit

It's more popular than you might think. There are multiple on-line communities. Most shun small breasted dolls and others don't like 100cm dolls, but things are getting better.

>100cm
She's not even 3.5 feet, and her face looks like a literal child. How could you fuck that thing and not feel like an actual pedo? I could see maybe if she had tits, but that is 100% a child.

Yep, it's a child. Needs more tits.

She has tits, just not ridiculous balloon tits that a lot of dolls have.

Either more tits or a way more mature face and proportions.

wait a second, this is gay

So she's 11, not 10. Big eyes, round, chubby face, tiny budding tits, light nipples. Adults don't look like that, bud.

She also has a very unchildlike curve to her waist and an ass unlike any child. 'Course maybe you're an expert on what naked children look like, I'm not.

hella gay

Got pic related a while ago, also a ton more I 3d printed and silicon molded myself.

The first one is amazing, i wish i could take anything further than my sigmoid.
I could barely fit the first bump of the last one, i guess its good to have goals too right.

Are you pic related?

yea

I'mma need a timestamp or it's not legit

I'll give you that she looks better from certain angles. But that face, combined with how petite she is, squick me out.

Love your vids!

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the bandit is a fine toy, however the outlaw is the supreme vixskin toy to have. I own both.

I have always been curious as to tantus offering, I haven't liked their regular silicone toys though.

And I'm a little uncomfortable with people shoving things in their asshole or up their urethra. This is Sup Forums though, we're all uncomfortable together. One big extremely disfunctional family.

k
thanks man!

Lick as much as you want.

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This is pretty hot. Thanks for sharing.

tumblr?

Post a link to yo vids

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search in google broccolibutts

np fam
just search broccolibutts on google. top two results. pornhub and tumblr

BrocoliButts?

>actually provided timestamp

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Yesss finally who does the same thing as me. I usually just slip a condom over the toys i make. How the hell do you silicone the stuff you make? Some sort of dipping? Or do you actually make a negative first?