Hi! Femanon here!

Hi! Femanon here!
Aint gonna write books here.
Last night i got fucked by my Great Dane and it was awesome!
He always got all kinds of vaccinations.
Can i get any issues from him?

>femanon
pics
golden rule
most likely not

No you can´t

I would rather keep my anonimity thanks :D maybe next time,or just make a zoophil thread.

Dont need face to post pic user ;)

thanks fags :*

Sounds like you need to tell us more there user, where did you let him cum for example

Other than social ostracization? Nah, you'll be fine you crazy bitch! ;)

my body is full of art( tattoos ) and they are really unique.

If a dog, as big as my ,fucks you,the only place he cums is your pussy. He knoted me for half our.

God dang it, tated girl are so fucking hot aswell, atleast tell us how it all happened

my bf left me for a blonde bitch.I sent him a picture about my dogs cock with a litle text: " even my dogs cock is bigger then yours" . After it I had some fantasies about him fucking me and i started masturbate to it. My dog started to lick my pussy and I came 2 times. I couldunt stop and allowed him to fuck me. now i have scratches all ower my legg and my sholders,and I´m worried about infections.

just disinfect scratches like any scratches and you'll be good. Ever thought of suckin him off ?

but still the best fuck in my life ! It was the first time but I´m addicted to it

You can put socks on him to avoid scratches... it looks kind of stupid though.

did you plan and want for him to cum inside you from the start ?

Did you take the knot? Great danes are huge.

not yet. Maybe after a thorough cleaning.

oh they call it art now do they. its not art. youre rekt. and theres nothing unique about it, youre just another inked worthless dog fucking whore

Where can I buy that dildo?

id love to hear more about your plans and your eventual experiements hmm

so titts or GTFO bitch

Definitely clean the scratches with something. Hydrogen peroxide, alcohol, salt in a pinch. Dogs claws aren't sanitary and cuts from them can carry harmful bacteria/parasites/shit. Keep an eye on them, check them at least twice a day. You're looking to see if the redness spreads, or if they start leaking pus. As long as they don't they should start to heal within a few days and you should be fine.

On another note, I'm jealous. I wish I had a chance to get knotty ;)

my first bf had 20cms.I leraned how to enjoy stretching :D

Did the dog fucking give you an orgasm?

nope, it was the first time I had fantasies like that , i got knotted and it realy hurts if you want to pull it out

sorry i dont know, it was on tumblr. try the link on the pic

Thank you werry much

Did you like getting knotted ? Even if it hurts and such

Also do you use kik ? Would love to hear from you once you try it again and hear more about your fantasies

2 times when he licked my. And one times when I felt the knot pushing my Gspot

Search for elypse art. The dildo is called vixen.

in the first 2 minutes ,after it i just tried to chill but it´s very hard whit somthing inside me almost as big as my fist. No i dont.

did you ever sucked on his dick?

Maybe you just need more practice ;) and shame i love reading you describe your experience

read this:

U have to try harder if you want to insult a metalist chick :D

Did you enjoy getting filled up with his cum ?

you should try next time

>ex has a smaller cock than a dog
>still is fucking a human instead of a brainless animal

uhhh k, guess who got the better end of the deal

Cheers, it's a shame about the shipping cost to Australia.

medanon here, had a case some time back

when animal sperm hits a viable human egg, it still attempts to impregnate even though the chromosomes don't match up. End result: you get a non-functioning clump of biomass which you will miscarry.

I hope you used protection.

khmmm...maybeeee... It was very hot. I mean it´s not like human semen. i could feel it very deep inside under my stomach

fuck user you tease, i wanna know so much more and I love to see more of you to get a better idea

What do you like the most, the humping phase, or the knotting?

aye mate

dont worry I´m taking pills since 18. But even if a had not , its very rare to get impregnatod from another being, just like u said because of the chromosomes

Is this some very wierd bot thread? holy fuckeru

does the idea of him impregnating you turn you on, even if youre on the pill, I mean just the fantasy

Ok, so obviously someone is talking to himself here

post tits or gtfo

please tell me you aren't asking that for your own sexual pleasure

post tits or gtfo .

the humping was kinda unpleasant ,becouse he is really huge, but I came when he knoted me

Post your tits or gtfo

no webm's shame on Sup Forums

post your goddamn tits whore

tits or gtfo

birth control only shunts your viability from human sperm for the most part. most animals being in nature, filthy as it is, have developed a sort of natural anti-bacterial property to their secretions. When you take antibiotics (which are, anti-bactrial), it renders birth control inert, but we as humans (being in civilization) have evolved away from antibacterial properties of our genitals. I mean, how often do you hear about dogs getting yeast infections? I'll tell you, it's not very often at all. Humans though, you betcha.

Be more careful, a miscarriage can ruin your viability and cost thousands in hospital visits, and you don't want to explain to a doctor how you got knocked up by your dog.

sorry for my bad english, I didn´t planned to chat :D

nope

fucking shit this thing is like $200

im starting to get into wanting toys and stuff but are all the "different" type things expensive like this?

do you plan on doing it again, if so when ?

>vaccinations

So hes covered for a specific set of diseases dogs are prone to.

Also vaccination doesnt mean anything that enters the dogs body is eradicated and inert immediately. It means his immune system can handle it so he wont die. He can still.get these diseases and pass them on.

I honestly dont know what you can get from the dog, just your understanding of "vaccinated = totally safe" is cringey..

You don't need to worry about this. You're not going to get a miscarriage.

post dog's cock

no ovulation means no chance to get pregnant.
He didn´t penetrated my ovary :D

did he act different now after he fucked you?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

They'll test the DNA of the clump and find it's not entirely human. They always do this + other tests in the event they find something worthy of a medical journal. That said, bestiality is illegal in a lot of places and they will report you to the police while otherwise maintaining HIPPA, as they are legally bound to do.

pls try to masturbate in another thread

I made my homework, Its legal in my country

Umm, you don't get pregnant from ovary penetration. Dick goes in pussy, dick shoots cum into fallopian tubes, and one lucky swimmer penetrates cell wall of the egg (which is in the ovary, at the end of the fallopian tube) You're not so sensitive as to feel two single cellular organisms rub together.

What country is that ? Im psure its illegal in most places

You can bet i'd want them to be more affordable too. You can spend a real fortune on toys. :-/

it isn't illegal in my country neither. just don't harm the animal.

post pic of yourself

oh i remember now, this is that retard with the fetish for thinking hes a woman thats gonna be impregnated by a dog

like this tard has actually convinced himself its 100% possible to have a dog breed a female human, even has some bullshit "studies" on hand

Do u know how thos pills work? If you taking them correctly , your body will not make those hormones which couse ovulation.So you hawe 1% to get pregnant. If you arn´t on pills yo got 1% to get pregnant from a dog....then why should I worry about it?

this thread is retardily fake. just a bunch of weird dudes jacking off to their fantasy of a dog fucking a girl. distgusting

I've been trying to get my girlfriend to fuck my dog. I've been saying it in a joking way, but I am sure she knows I would like her to do it. I've jerked him off in front of her as a "joke" when drunk.

Not sure what else to do, perhaps she's just too much of a prude and isn't interested.

So you're from Finland, Russia, Ukraine, Czech Republic, Germany, Hungary, Romania or Iceland

Ok. Thats enough for me .Thank you wery much for the normal and helpfull answers. The rest should search for doggieporn in other threads.

Trim his nails, you filthy piece of gutter trash.

hey look here faggot you started this thread about literally having sex with your dog just let us have some photos
hell give us the photo you showed our ex

I have dog dildos too.

I mean, I got through saying I'm a medanon, but if you'd like to enlighten me as to why antibiotics renders birth control inert, please explain.

I'm trying to tell you animal cum tends to work as a rudimentary antibiotic.

she is not prude, just not as a fucked up bitch as me. be happy with her. girls like me have way more psichical issues than you could handle.

OH fine, so i don´t have to vory about geting ill :3

not necessarily true. It's a rudimentary antibiotic, and applied directly to your reproductives can and will render birth control inert. That said if you get an infection, don't fuck around and get real antibiotics, since an infection w/ too light of antibiotics onboard will create a more resistant strain of bacteria which will fuck your day up.

Also, you can still have pathogens spread from dog to yourself, and vice versa. I am admittedly not well versed in inter-species STDs, however.

WHERE'S THE GIF'S

If you just care about the feeling you can get almost any ordinary inflateable and affordable dildo. But if it is also about the fantasy you're out of luck.

lies

>Femanon here!

pics or it didn't happen.

IN other news today, local ham planet tricks unsuspecting K9 into finding her vaginal orifice. K9 reports he is "both disgusted and disappointed in himself, but the peanut butter was just too good."

More at 11.

It’s pretty fucking obvious you’re lying. The rules of Sup Forums state that it’s tits or GTFO and that everything posted here is liable to be fake. Unless you can prove without a shadow of a doubt that what you are saying is true (I.e. post a time stamped picture of say your tits or say your dog) then only a fool will believe your laughable story.

In this case it's actually 'pics or it didn't happen'
- but I agree OP should deliver