CL/EL Draw Thread

It is upon us.

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wtf is it starting already, it's 3am, Hans.

In an hour, friend.

I hope City and PSG get drawn against each other lads

Alt.Mad - Real Mad
Barca - Bayern
Juve - Monaco
Liecester - Dortmund


United - Anderlecht
Vigo - Lyon
Besiktas - >Schalke
Genk - Ajax

Gee I wonder who real Madrid will get ;))))))

They always seem to get such difficult draws ;))))))

Real Madrid - Juventus
Bayern - Monaco
Dortmund - Barca
Leicester - Atletico

Man Utd - Schalke
Anderlecht - Besiktas
Lyon - Celta
Ajax - Genk

The draw is rigged so that Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern get easy draws. The remaining five teams can be split in to two groups, strong (Atletico, Juventus) and weak (Leicester, Monaco, Dortmund) teams.

Atletico and Juventus will play each other to not threaten the three teams the system is rigged in favor of.

Futhermore the rigging favours Real Madrid over the other two so they can't draw Dortmund, who are the best of the weak teams, and thus will play either Leicester or Monaco.

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Who will Real have to draw to discredit these rigging theories? Barca or Bayern?

Yes.

Barcelona don't get easy trams though. They basically always have to face Bayern for starters, and in 2015 they faced all top 4 league champs. The only easy team Bayern usually gets is Arsenal.

Bayern - Real Madrid
Monaco - Leicester
Atletico - Dortmund
Barcelona - Juventus

Can't wait for the draw I even skipped work today and tonight and decided not to go out for drinks with a hot girl so I could sip my beverage while watching the draw, feels comfy guys!

Let's be honest here, there is literally no chance that Real Madrid don't get Leicester or Monaco.

Porto to draw Barcelona

Real Madrid - Monaco
Atletico - Barcelona
Juventus - Dortmund
Bayern - Leicester

Leicester of course

Get a better time zone mate.

As a Man Utd fan, the teams in the EL are tough to me. We went out of a CL group with Wolfsburg last season and in 2012 we lost to Athletic Bilbao so it's not easy. Spanish and German teams are difficult and Lyon with Lacazette and others is difficult too. I guess one of the Belgian teams or Ajax would be the best (rather not go to Turkey). Gotta play the big teams some time though.

You lads got a stream?

Bayerndusel?

Real easiest draw?

Barca-Dortmund?

I can't remember there being more anticipation for a CL draw than today.

uefa.de has a stream as usual
Eurosport or Sky are probably showing it as well

It would be a shame if someone paved their way to the final, and if they got their second leg at home just to be sure.

The idea is to let Real Madrid have an easy opponent, not the toughest one.

Thanks luv.

I hope Man United draw >Schalke. For meme purposes.

Real - Bayern
Atletico - Leicester
Juventus - Barcelona
Dortmund - Monaco

Just asked a gypsi witch lads

Going to buy a camera lens for 1.6k yuros after the draw, AMA.

why not buy a Jeremien Lens instead

Real Madrid - Barça in the quarterfinals would be a waste of potential revenue in this Samsung Heineken PlayStation UEFA (R) Champions League (tm), I expect that game in semis at least.

>in their last 21 CL games, Real Madrid have only played 1 (one) past winnner of the tournament

I won't be able to take it when they draw Leicester tbqh lads.

Whos he calling?

Pacy black guys are so 2016.

> der weltberühmte deutsche Sinn für Humor

youtube.com/watch?v=-gnNNuTtybI

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> Atleti - Lestah
> guaranteeing one semi good guy in semis
I'm okay with this.

Cheers m8y.

What I'd like
>Barca - Dortmund
>Real Madrid - Bayern
>Leicester - Monaco
>Atletico - Juventus

What we'll get
>Real Madrid - Leicester
>Barcelona - Atletico
>Bayern - Juventus
>Monaco - Dortmund

Thats a very funny macro text meme picture, user.
Mind if I save it?

not at all, go ahead

339 am here m8s been waiting but falling on the last battle can't stay awake

Why stay awake anyway? Not like you're going to miss anything.

Idk just wanted 2b with the lads when it all happened

Go to bed and wake up to the memes. You need sleep.

Don't worry, the lads will never leave

Don't really care about the CL draw but I hope Manchester United draw either Schalke, Ajax or Celta Vigo.
I'm easily pleased! haha

Please no.

I want either one of the Belgian teams for Ajax.

T-thanks anons
Dortmund Juve
Monaco Atlético
Leicester Farça
Halal Bayern

r8 please

Barcelona - Juventus
Atletico - Dortmund
Bayern - Real
Monaco - Leicester
Thus is objectively the best outcome

>We

I just want Dolberg to score at Old Trafford.

Naw. I want to see Messi rip apart Buyern again.

Also Dortmund - Atletico would be great.

He can do that in the final :^)

Real Madrid - Barcelona
Porto - Bayern
Atletico - Dortmund
Lester - Monaco

Uhm no the final is at Friends Arena

Porto?

RibRob vs the Refball Band would be great to watch.

Fug, forgot about that.

Semi finals then.

>Messi
He's finished, lad.

J U S T

It's a meme.

> BvB - Juve
That could turn into a very interesting 2nd leg i Juve doesn't BTFO Dortmund in the first game, which they probably will.
> Monaco - Atleti
/ourguys/ definitely, Sup Forums on suicide watch
> Leicester - Barça
REEEEEEE UEFA GET OUT
> Halal - Bayern
I foresee lots of potential for /exposed/ generals.

But user... Bayern is the refball band...

/spainisthebest/

:^)

Their Bundesrefball powers are futile against Uefalona though.

5 mins to go

youtube.com/watch?v=-gnNNuTtybI

Hoping for Bayern - Juventus

>/ourguys/
Monaco and Lestah are /our guys/

Plastics get out please.

>it's another 'Real Madrid vs clearly the weakest team left' episode

Kill me, Pete.

>you now remember Oblak just standing in the middle of his goal during the penalty shoot out of last season's final

Anywhere where you can follow live the draw? A streaming service I mean

halal spotted

Stream??

Monaco because falcao and Leicester cause the memes

>s-someone will try a panenka

True Sup Forumsartans rate Simeone's murderball.

niggers

I think uefa.com is showing it

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uefa.com/ as usual, starts in 2 bings

I hope so.

I can kill you if you want.

>Poop

>Simeone's murderball
Atletico is the team with the least committed fouls in the CL iirc

>against a massively weakened Bayern side because Pep has no concept of rotating players
I want to see them full power vs full power.

>massively weakened Bayern side
oh fuck off

lads

LADS

>poop

Wait you guys actually blame Pep for getting raped by Barca?

Delusion is not pretty...

WE
ARE
LIVE

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No Robben, no Ribéry = Bayern are mediocre.

Dadaadada champioons

FFS this 360 stream is bullshit

>360°cam
>based pavel right behind
neat

Get those 'REEEEEEEEEEES' ready.

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I AM SCARED LADS

WTF AM I LOOKING AT