Want to play a game, Sup Forums?
You've been lying in this room for half an hour, and you feel like shit. What's your name?
(P.S. This is all first-come first-serve. Dubs,Trips,Quads, etc. all get immediate service.).
Want to play a game, Sup Forums?
You've been lying in this room for half an hour, and you feel like shit. What's your name?
(P.S. This is all first-come first-serve. Dubs,Trips,Quads, etc. all get immediate service.).
Manam Jeff
welp there you have it
Ah, how could you forget?
Your name is
>Manam Jeff
Found your ID
Read the sign
Smash head against sign
>What's your name?
pedro
You get up, and check your stats. Still shit.
You look at the sign, and decide to read it for the upteenth time.
Oh yeah. Still have to figure out what that means.
Wizard
Hold on now, you should weigh your options first.
Warlock
Nah.
cardboard wizard
Rolling for class to be Jew
That
roll
cardboard wizard is best class
>Jew Denied.
>-1 to Attack Rolls.
Choose a class.
wizard
Jared from subway
Fuck it cardboard Bear
Wuzard subclass: cardboard
>Dubs Get.
>Class Verified.
>Dubs Boost.
>ARCH WIZARD ACTIVATED.
>...
>+1 To Resolution?
Nice dubs, have a (you)
Superjew
cardboard wuzard is best
Cardboard wizard or bust
>check inventory
can i equip cardboard stuff?
You feel the new wizardy powers fill your bloodstream. Everything looks remarkably more clear now.
what's the goal
I'm not OP
Cast fireball at the sign
Equip cardboard dlc gear for wizard
look for a way out of the room
You check your pockets. Inside you find...
>x1 Shitty Wand
Check inventory
Purchase the cardboard dlc and equip the wand and armor
firmly grasp it
>equip shitty wand
We need more invo space
>Tips Get.
>Verifying Trips.
>1d20=3+333 trips bonus...
>Trips Verified.
>You equip all of the cardboard gear. You are >now the Cardboard Arch Wizard Supreme. >The sign shakes in fear at your might.
>cardboard dlc gear
Lul
I slide the wand into my anus to keep it safe
FIRMLY GRASP IT.
Also chkt.
Attack the sign
>OP Retcom #1
>Dubs are retconned. No dubs bonus.
>Trips are all powerful still.
Rollo
Equip the shitty wand and point it into the air, start chanting, kek lord of choas please enchant the armor of cardboard and give it the magic it needs to make me fly
FUCK UP THE SIGN, SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OTHERS
eat the sign
roll
hump the sign
Welp.
>You firmly grasp the wand.
Dubs and game is kill
grasp it harder
recruit the sign as party member
reroll
>By the way, to make it more easy on me.
>All actions are decided after the post of the most recent image in the story.
No I already got dubs to hump the sign
why the fuck you reroll its not dubs only
this
Whoops.
Hump the sign and yell your princess is in another castle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pick up sign and use it as new wand
After raping the sign sent out on a quest to save princess kek
checked
>>
>Hump the...?
>The thought alone is preposterous.
I agree, we need a new wand
you search through your pockets deeper to find another wand... oh wait that's not a wand ;)
>Trips get.
>Verifying trips.
>1d20=1
>Critical fail.
Story of my life
God damn it
search your armor and find your natural wand and whip it out
>You whip out your card-boarded wand.
>+3 to Charisma.
would much rather have the sign wand
Ask the sign for fucking directions
head out on our quest to kill the plastic Knight
firmly grasp new wand
>You ask the sign for directions.
>It tells you to look to your right.
DONT FUCKING TRUST IT. ATTACK
Look to the left of course
Fuck you I want look right
Wave your wand all over the sign and attack to interrigate it
NOOOOOOOO THATS WHAT IT WANTS ITS A FUCKING MIMIC YOU FAGGOT
BURY THAT DICK INSIDE THE SIGN
>You charge your wand and prepare for attack.
>1d20=20
>NAT 20 GET.
What if you like traps
roll to save sign
here we go Bois
Traps are gay faggot
>Roll
>1d20=11+4=15
>Save sign fail.
Okay, can we look both ways after we murder the sign?
NO ATTACK IT
>The sign stands no chance.
>Sign takes 999 DMG.
>QUADS GET.
>VERIFYING QUADS.
>1d20=20
>QUADS BOOST.
>The sign is now destroyed eternally, in every >timeline. It is now erased from existence, the >only person aware of the sign existing is you.
Is that, quads