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You've been lying in this room for half an hour, and you feel like shit. What's your name?

(P.S. This is all first-come first-serve. Dubs,Trips,Quads, etc. all get immediate service.).

Manam Jeff

welp there you have it

Ah, how could you forget?
Your name is
>Manam Jeff

Found your ID

Read the sign

Smash head against sign

>What's your name?

pedro

You get up, and check your stats. Still shit.
You look at the sign, and decide to read it for the upteenth time.

Oh yeah. Still have to figure out what that means.

Wizard

Hold on now, you should weigh your options first.

Warlock

Nah.

cardboard wizard

Rolling for class to be Jew

That

roll

cardboard wizard is best class

>Jew Denied.
>-1 to Attack Rolls.
Choose a class.

wizard

Jared from subway

Fuck it cardboard Bear

Wuzard subclass: cardboard

>Dubs Get.
>Class Verified.
>Dubs Boost.
>ARCH WIZARD ACTIVATED.
>...
>+1 To Resolution?

Nice dubs, have a (you)

Superjew

cardboard wuzard is best

Cardboard wizard or bust

>check inventory

can i equip cardboard stuff?

You feel the new wizardy powers fill your bloodstream. Everything looks remarkably more clear now.

what's the goal

I'm not OP

Cast fireball at the sign

Equip cardboard dlc gear for wizard

look for a way out of the room

You check your pockets. Inside you find...
>x1 Shitty Wand

Check inventory

Purchase the cardboard dlc and equip the wand and armor

firmly grasp it

>equip shitty wand

We need more invo space

>Tips Get.
>Verifying Trips.
>1d20=3+333 trips bonus...
>Trips Verified.
>You equip all of the cardboard gear. You are >now the Cardboard Arch Wizard Supreme. >The sign shakes in fear at your might.

>cardboard dlc gear
Lul

I slide the wand into my anus to keep it safe

FIRMLY GRASP IT.
Also chkt.

Attack the sign

>OP Retcom #1
>Dubs are retconned. No dubs bonus.
>Trips are all powerful still.

Rollo

Equip the shitty wand and point it into the air, start chanting, kek lord of choas please enchant the armor of cardboard and give it the magic it needs to make me fly

FUCK UP THE SIGN, SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OTHERS

eat the sign

roll

hump the sign

Welp.

>You firmly grasp the wand.

Dubs and game is kill

grasp it harder

recruit the sign as party member

reroll

>By the way, to make it more easy on me.
>All actions are decided after the post of the most recent image in the story.

No I already got dubs to hump the sign

why the fuck you reroll its not dubs only

this

Whoops.

Hump the sign and yell your princess is in another castle

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pick up sign and use it as new wand

After raping the sign sent out on a quest to save princess kek

checked

>>
>Hump the...?
>The thought alone is preposterous.

I agree, we need a new wand

you search through your pockets deeper to find another wand... oh wait that's not a wand ;)

>Trips get.
>Verifying trips.
>1d20=1
>Critical fail.

Story of my life

God damn it

search your armor and find your natural wand and whip it out

>You whip out your card-boarded wand.
>+3 to Charisma.

would much rather have the sign wand

Ask the sign for fucking directions

head out on our quest to kill the plastic Knight

firmly grasp new wand

>You ask the sign for directions.
>It tells you to look to your right.

DONT FUCKING TRUST IT. ATTACK

Look to the left of course

Fuck you I want look right

Wave your wand all over the sign and attack to interrigate it

NOOOOOOOO THATS WHAT IT WANTS ITS A FUCKING MIMIC YOU FAGGOT

BURY THAT DICK INSIDE THE SIGN

>You charge your wand and prepare for attack.
>1d20=20
>NAT 20 GET.

What if you like traps

roll to save sign

here we go Bois

Traps are gay faggot

>Roll
>1d20=11+4=15
>Save sign fail.

Okay, can we look both ways after we murder the sign?

NO ATTACK IT

>The sign stands no chance.
>Sign takes 999 DMG.

>QUADS GET.
>VERIFYING QUADS.
>1d20=20
>QUADS BOOST.
>The sign is now destroyed eternally, in every >timeline. It is now erased from existence, the >only person aware of the sign existing is you.

Is that, quads