Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
/waifu/

I miss you

i disagree

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Then you are wrong friendo

Im off to try and get some sleep night!

pantsu

nite nite

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pr0to1 war god.

rifk hug and love for all

No thanks

You miss who?

no you are
because its almost Friday
you still have time until they show up
goodnight

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i guess you dont work friday?

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She makes me happy, and she's always in my head movies.

Yes it is

The purest

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rory a lewd

nice hair

Hey Shizuru

Hey Sachi.
Hello

Correct

I don't give a fuck what you say

How are you? You seem really nice a lot, I don't know why you think you're rude.

Miku!?

Yes! Unacceptable I know but I just love her so FUCKING MUCH

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I'm ok.
I assure you, i am a jerk on her a decent amount of the time.

Same guy

Eh you're not so bad,
Night everyone.

I really dont want to be at work

Post pics

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im lonely

*hug*

im lonely

love me please

No sandwiches?

What rhymes with boomerang?

All gone. Its 4:25 pm.

Meringue

Need I say anything more?

who are you?

Claimed.

i just someone who wants to be your friend

Kangaroo-meringue :p

who is your waifu?

i don't know that's why i don't post one

where did you post before?

this is the only place i ever have

CLAIMED

well post more often and you'll meet some really nice people

do you have a discord?

no ;-; I lust lurk thread and talk to a few anons

Here

Hi Tomoko

hi user

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Post more Syndra

How are you?

2 people called off work today. Im sure you can guess.

Claimed

That really blows. They need to give you a raise

Why? Im as replaceable as a set of batteries.

Akane Tsunemori.

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Nah you would be surprised. As you work there longer you will see a lot of people come and go and, drawing on my own experiences, you will see a lot of dumb and/or lazy fucks. Showing up on time, being reliable, and actually working go a long way

Cute!

Ive already worked there for half a year. I hope I dont have to much longer.

Are you looking for other jobs?

Will you have to work somewhere else?

I applied at an auto parts store a bit ago. Past that no.
Well yeah. Unless I win the lottery or something

How about the convenience store you like?

You need to dump out as many job apps as you can or nothing will happen. Go back weekly and ask. Find a place that looks for jobs for you.

Nah. They are not hiring. Know that much.
Yeah.

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just gotta get good at suckin dick, and be a whore

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Nah. I dont want to take brogurt.

you'll slurp it all

No you.

RORY! REEEE! CAR! REEEEE!
I have a working ignition with an actual fucking key now! But my side mirror literally fell off...
Also, the BAC is acting up again. Gunna clean it out with carb cleaner and hope it works well again. There's no way I can afford a whole new one ATM.

Nuh uh.

Of course

I told you. Every single time. Do I need to come up with an 'I told you so' gif?

it'd be better than what you're doin now

Of course the one who likes me is trying to talk me into it.

mine?

No, pls don't. Odds are, it does just need to be cleaned. Would take like, an hour at most.

Shinobu, long time no see

No you take your own

And Ive heard that line too

what?

hey youknow

How you've been?

Nothing. I uh got an Australian tank. It has a chode on the front

>forced to be productive all day
I already hate today and it hasn't even started yet.

Who's forcing you?

Today was horrible