You are walking alone in the park at night

you are walking alone in the park at night.
you find box with with a million dollars and an infant corpse.
what do you do ?

do a 360, walk away

360 lol

call the bois

keep the box, fuck the cash, throw baby into a dumpster.

What sex is the infant...

Also, how fresh

Feed on the corpse then take the money

check my map because I'm clearing walking in circles

Take the money, eat the infant.

keep the box, fuck the baby, throw cash into a dumpster.

>fuck the baby
>throw cash in dumpster

This is the correct answer

I like you

like on a date?

Take both eat the corpse spend money on drugs and ammo

This here is why 4chins is cancer now. Don't tell me it was like this all along.

Does it honestly matter?

if there was a way to take the cash without disturbing the crime scene then take the cash and call the jobby otherwise call the jobby

Of course.

Leave the money, keep the infant corpse.

I wonder if you'll ever realize you're the retard in this scenario.

eat it

...

Keep the dough, give the dead baby to a catholic church so the nuns can have dinner.

TELL US ABOUT THE BOX.