I am a serial killer

I am a serial killer

great thread.

keep up the good work, if you attempt to murder someone and he yells applesauce at you thats me

You are do you make some adchrome after rituals???

Keep doing you. Respect a man who takes pride in what he does

The worst part is when my father screamed something about his nerve endings

you are an edgy teenager who's never even been in a fight, let alone killed someone

Nah dude I shanked a female guard in prison and I'm 24 years old

I killed 8 people in person. Three were child abductors. And I shot a cop in the head

Lmao. The edge is unreal

Psychologist here.
If you are a serial killer, why do you kill people?

they let you shitpost on Sup Forums from prison?

Also I've been in like 50 fights and lost two of them

> be me ole man
> have worthless edgy daughter
> daughter says she's going to kill me
> is killing me
>I scream out "my nerve endings!"
> die

>killed 8 people in person.

its bedtime kiddo..

They were rapists or child abductors. And I also shot a cop in the head cause he witnessed me with a gun

I laughed way too hard at this

>I am a pathetic neckbeard faggot trying to pass myself off as a serial killer

fixed

I'm not a girl dude

I'm not in prison anymore

op sure is having fun. hey OP, i walked my dog today and when he took a shit, there was some corn in it. i didn't remember feeding him any corn so i thought for a few seconds and remembered i had some that morning and left it on the table. so i put two and two together and figured out that my dog ate my corn! hahah funny world we live in

fuck off dude I could be Albert Einstein off on the side

See, it's this kind of patronizing mockery that made me decide to become a serial killer in the first place.

i am a ceral killer

I don't shave... And can only grow a neckbeard... Whatever

Yeah but you aren't.
You're exactly what I've accused you of being. What, are you gonna "serial kill" me now, faggot?

kinda a girly dude though dude

not that there's anything wrong with that

it's okay to be weak and in touch with your feelings

Hail Satan

He created the heavens and the earth. He is the most beloved man of all time

Either this is bait, and we are witnessing comedic gold, or OP is a sad attention seeking cunt who thinks that being edgy will get him somewhere

OK next victim I'm going to pretend it's you. I'm going to recite these exact posts and pronounce Sentence on you.

>shot a cop
>still alive

yeah you wouldn't have made it back to the precinct

>that 'cinct' tho

Not unless your a rapis t or child abdutor

Pretend it's me, I'd grab your fat head and crush it on the rocks while you were busy pretending you faggot little dick sucker

This thread has too much edge

Thought you killed child abductors and rapists. Also cop sounds like he was at the wrong place wrong time.

I mentally abduct children when I fap to them. Does that count, OP?

You're a serial killer? Then I'm a superhero that EATS serial killers.

Fucking fear me, faggot

God damnit fuck off.

Do you realize your hurting them asshole?

kill me, thanks in advance

aa hi mr.serial killer
do you have any pictures??,, you know
for research purposes

See, that's what I mean. This smug fucking attitude. You should have to experience a home invasion with multiple rapes first hand. First fucking hand faggot.

you are a liar and a faggot

Post on Sup Forums if you do.

I assumed because you shanked a female guard? Do male prisons have female guards? Wth

fuck off to bestgore, that's where he's going to find that shit anyway

Hail Satan

He dived upstream an icy cold river to rescue a child so he can give child molesters the bodies

I kiled many man with this mity blade. I am not edgy you fags I will cereal kil u all

Want OP to deliver.

>you're hurting imaginary people

stupid faggot

I've been stabbed nine times bitch, what have you gone through

op is talking to himself in a thread that he created. he even tried to create a thread that he thought would get good replies but still failed. op, keep going. you are your best teacher buddy!

I will stream a live confession where the victim reads as if he were you, user.
It will be spooky and eerie as fuck.

I stabed myself about 4 times in prision

I got fired for writing a porno story at work.

Kek

Look, I mean it. THIS IS WHY I decided to become a serial killer. FAGGOTS LIKE YOU.

You are wrong. Nope these are genuein replys

Why are u pretending to be me?

Also I have a voice like dexter

Any pics of bodies ??? No hacked parts no motive ?? No background that makes you do what you do ?? No notes or studies you've done yourself on the torture / killing of other humans ?? Please share

Go to bed, Harper.

thanks mate this thread entertained me

i'm the real op. and idk whats going on
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My mom delted those off my laptop.

Is there a way to get those back?

underrated

God damnot people are responding in this thread as me... Happy you kinda posses me off asshole

I don't take pictures of the bodies... That's kinda creepy

KeKd XD

When's the date? Do I need to bring candles and wine? I do love a good show.

O.P is a faggot confirmed abandon thread

no I am
and I'm thinking of recreating this thread with college kids, only I kill all the posters

Satan is god

Hail Satan

i store them in google drive but I forgot the passowrd

Cool story bro

No fuck you. I had a whole gallery to pots here an my mom found them and deletd them all fuck you
I'll kill you too faggot

>password

faggot1

>Kills 8 people
>Is 24
>"Not in prison anymore"

Prison is fucking terrible

Come get me "cereal killer" trix or froot loops lmao....edgy degenerate go to sleep school in am

I show you one of my victims, this is the real deal don't fuck with me

That's not the op

get a life bro its just a silly typo

This I know still edgy degenerate

Satanism is about love and acceptence

Christianity is about condemnation

>I+ have+ so+ many+ gifs+ that+ prove+ I+ am+ a +lying faggot

kek

No my mom keeps all the passwords--it's correct

I don't threaten random people

You will be one of my future victims in my immediate future.

Threatening people over the internet makes u a bitch

Yes I am. And I will find two victims and pretend they are you as I torture them in effigy. I will read your exact post aloud as I perform the Sacrifice.

God damnit your a frustrating prick

literally what

>you're

kek I'm an intellectually superior cereal killer

literally autism

Satan is the one true God dude

Satanists don't worship the devil... Even tho Satan was one of the devils

I am not a dumb cereal killer, I won't post my evidence

You don't know who you're fucking with bub. Here's my latest victim

>Satanists don't worship someone who was one of the devils

you're confused faggot

Ur a legit autist kid kekkkkkkkkkk

holy shit dude you stabbed the shit out of that poor innocent cereal! I will report you. The Internet police will visit your IP adress soon

Yes Satan has autism. He's a three year old grown man but he's Beelzebub a know genuis

Real OP here
i was away still praying o the gods of linking park
RIP in peace Chester Bennington
im going to slay almost any homo that listens to Katy Perry and Taylor swift