I am a serial killer
I am a serial killer
great thread.
keep up the good work, if you attempt to murder someone and he yells applesauce at you thats me
You are do you make some adchrome after rituals???
Keep doing you. Respect a man who takes pride in what he does
The worst part is when my father screamed something about his nerve endings
you are an edgy teenager who's never even been in a fight, let alone killed someone
Nah dude I shanked a female guard in prison and I'm 24 years old
I killed 8 people in person. Three were child abductors. And I shot a cop in the head
Lmao. The edge is unreal
Psychologist here.
If you are a serial killer, why do you kill people?
they let you shitpost on Sup Forums from prison?
Also I've been in like 50 fights and lost two of them
> be me ole man
> have worthless edgy daughter
> daughter says she's going to kill me
> is killing me
>I scream out "my nerve endings!"
> die
>killed 8 people in person.
its bedtime kiddo..
They were rapists or child abductors. And I also shot a cop in the head cause he witnessed me with a gun
I laughed way too hard at this
>I am a pathetic neckbeard faggot trying to pass myself off as a serial killer
fixed
I'm not a girl dude
I'm not in prison anymore
op sure is having fun. hey OP, i walked my dog today and when he took a shit, there was some corn in it. i didn't remember feeding him any corn so i thought for a few seconds and remembered i had some that morning and left it on the table. so i put two and two together and figured out that my dog ate my corn! hahah funny world we live in
fuck off dude I could be Albert Einstein off on the side
See, it's this kind of patronizing mockery that made me decide to become a serial killer in the first place.
i am a ceral killer
I don't shave... And can only grow a neckbeard... Whatever
Yeah but you aren't.
You're exactly what I've accused you of being. What, are you gonna "serial kill" me now, faggot?
kinda a girly dude though dude
not that there's anything wrong with that
it's okay to be weak and in touch with your feelings
Hail Satan
He created the heavens and the earth. He is the most beloved man of all time
Either this is bait, and we are witnessing comedic gold, or OP is a sad attention seeking cunt who thinks that being edgy will get him somewhere
OK next victim I'm going to pretend it's you. I'm going to recite these exact posts and pronounce Sentence on you.
>shot a cop
>still alive
yeah you wouldn't have made it back to the precinct
>that 'cinct' tho
Not unless your a rapis t or child abdutor
Pretend it's me, I'd grab your fat head and crush it on the rocks while you were busy pretending you faggot little dick sucker
This thread has too much edge
Thought you killed child abductors and rapists. Also cop sounds like he was at the wrong place wrong time.
I mentally abduct children when I fap to them. Does that count, OP?
You're a serial killer? Then I'm a superhero that EATS serial killers.
Fucking fear me, faggot
God damnit fuck off.
Do you realize your hurting them asshole?
kill me, thanks in advance
aa hi mr.serial killer
do you have any pictures??,, you know
for research purposes
See, that's what I mean. This smug fucking attitude. You should have to experience a home invasion with multiple rapes first hand. First fucking hand faggot.
you are a liar and a faggot
Post on Sup Forums if you do.
I assumed because you shanked a female guard? Do male prisons have female guards? Wth
fuck off to bestgore, that's where he's going to find that shit anyway
Hail Satan
He dived upstream an icy cold river to rescue a child so he can give child molesters the bodies
I kiled many man with this mity blade. I am not edgy you fags I will cereal kil u all
Want OP to deliver.
>you're hurting imaginary people
stupid faggot
I've been stabbed nine times bitch, what have you gone through
op is talking to himself in a thread that he created. he even tried to create a thread that he thought would get good replies but still failed. op, keep going. you are your best teacher buddy!
I will stream a live confession where the victim reads as if he were you, user.
It will be spooky and eerie as fuck.
I stabed myself about 4 times in prision
I got fired for writing a porno story at work.
Kek
Look, I mean it. THIS IS WHY I decided to become a serial killer. FAGGOTS LIKE YOU.
You are wrong. Nope these are genuein replys
Why are u pretending to be me?
Also I have a voice like dexter
Any pics of bodies ??? No hacked parts no motive ?? No background that makes you do what you do ?? No notes or studies you've done yourself on the torture / killing of other humans ?? Please share
Go to bed, Harper.
thanks mate this thread entertained me
i'm the real op. and idk whats going on
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My mom delted those off my laptop.
Is there a way to get those back?
underrated
God damnot people are responding in this thread as me... Happy you kinda posses me off asshole
I don't take pictures of the bodies... That's kinda creepy
KeKd XD
When's the date? Do I need to bring candles and wine? I do love a good show.
O.P is a faggot confirmed abandon thread
no I am
and I'm thinking of recreating this thread with college kids, only I kill all the posters
Satan is god
Hail Satan
i store them in google drive but I forgot the passowrd
Cool story bro
No fuck you. I had a whole gallery to pots here an my mom found them and deletd them all fuck you
I'll kill you too faggot
>password
faggot1
>Kills 8 people
>Is 24
>"Not in prison anymore"
Prison is fucking terrible
Come get me "cereal killer" trix or froot loops lmao....edgy degenerate go to sleep school in am
I show you one of my victims, this is the real deal don't fuck with me
That's not the op
get a life bro its just a silly typo
This I know still edgy degenerate
Satanism is about love and acceptence
Christianity is about condemnation
>I+ have+ so+ many+ gifs+ that+ prove+ I+ am+ a +lying faggot
kek
No my mom keeps all the passwords--it's correct
I don't threaten random people
You will be one of my future victims in my immediate future.
Threatening people over the internet makes u a bitch
Yes I am. And I will find two victims and pretend they are you as I torture them in effigy. I will read your exact post aloud as I perform the Sacrifice.
God damnit your a frustrating prick
literally what
>you're
kek I'm an intellectually superior cereal killer
literally autism
Satan is the one true God dude
Satanists don't worship the devil... Even tho Satan was one of the devils
I am not a dumb cereal killer, I won't post my evidence
You don't know who you're fucking with bub. Here's my latest victim
>Satanists don't worship someone who was one of the devils
you're confused faggot
Ur a legit autist kid kekkkkkkkkkk
holy shit dude you stabbed the shit out of that poor innocent cereal! I will report you. The Internet police will visit your IP adress soon
Yes Satan has autism. He's a three year old grown man but he's Beelzebub a know genuis
Real OP here
i was away still praying o the gods of linking park
RIP in peace Chester Bennington
im going to slay almost any homo that listens to Katy Perry and Taylor swift