I'm thinking of finding a homeless woman and letting her live with me in exchange for sex...

I'm thinking of finding a homeless woman and letting her live with me in exchange for sex. Any reason I shouldn't do this?

Seems morally repugnant

disease

Life is not a greentext. She will rob you, or have her buddies rob you. Women are not pets.

I've thought about doing the same, actually.

>Any reason I shouldn't do this?

the week need to be expunged and you should join them.

You don't know where she's been.

You're right, they're property and should be treated as such.

You will have a junkie in your home who will probably refuse to leave and make a mess everywhere

Get a nigger, mo benefits

Residency laws and squatters rights. You will never be able to make her leave and it will suck horribly.

She'll steal your shit for drug money.
Get a load of this faggot.

To everyone in this thread.

I have done this and the woman was shit in bed and always wanted to shower even when she just showered.

She probably has diseases from all the dicks she's sucked for money.

Nuh uh, my parents are dead.

Squatters no longer have any rights. Been and gone, that one.

go to a very far away town to pick one up, get er young.

not to young, wouldnt want to be black mailed

Drug addicts, they'll just run away with your shit when things go south

but what if you keep them hostage

Squatters no longer have any rights. Been and gone, that one.

We already had the "take home a nigger instead".

Can feasibly claim unlawful imprisonment and sexual assault (sex for rent). Just being a devil's advocate here.

Yeah, just date any girl. They would all be homeless if it was for men.

Even partially stable women have places to live.
I'd consider bringing one home blindfolded for a shower and date night, but not live in...

Can't get any more true women know how to manipulate you

You ever talked to a hobo?

You'll lose your boner real quick before she steals your stuff to smoke some more meth in your house.

you'll regret it. she'll fuck you at first. then she'll for stuff. then she'll fuck you a little less. then she'll ask for more stuff. then she'll stop fucking you, bring "home" her boyfriend, take all your shit and money and make you leave.

Homeless or well off and living comfortably, women will always try to screw you in the ass when it comes to money or property.

Disregard Women, Obtain Currency.

I thought sex for services was legal where prostition is legal

This guy speaks the truth

My mom let a homeless girl live with us once, she was supposedly like 16 but looked in her 30s. She was crazy and arguing about nonsense so my mom kicked her out in like 2 days but not before the girl stole my PSP.

Do what you want OP, but I would strongly advise against it. I think it seems like a good idea until you really think about it. The chances of you scoring a homeless woman that is not mentally unstable is rare. Like everyone already said, there is potential for you to get std's, residency laws, and squatters rights. Plus you do not know the shady people she could know. You could be robbed by her. For all you know she has a pimp...or a brother she calls when she has a quarter who upon telling them what shes doing...comes to your place, beats the shit out of you, and robs you. Plus utility bills will go up a bit unless all she likes to do is read books or something like that.

Law student here. This guy does not know what he's talking about. Unless you add her name to the lease, don't do that, you can have her removed from the property when ever you want.

Squatters do have rights but this would not even be close to that situation.

All that being said definitely don't do this. You'll end up with a disease and all your stuff stolen. Not to mention it's super fucking shity morally

Did you fuck her? Did your mom fuck her? Why else would your mom do this?

Dubs checked. I'm in US, prostitution is illegal here as well as any interpretation thereof (i.e. sex for services).

The amount of STDs ur going get enjoy dying

If you think a homeless woman isn't going to have multiple men in her immediate circle you are ..absolutely going to have a great time!

The whole week? You sure about that?

Bump for mom / teen runaway girl sexy time action news

Bad idea m8. Homeless women are either terrifically ugly, or terrifically crazy.

think about it.

For every pig, there's a pig fucker.

so there must be something reallllllllllly off about a bitch if she can't find no man to put a roof over her head.

My mom was just being nice. It was stupid.

Terrible idea retard.

If they have men in their circle, I mean non-homeless men. Why don't they live with them.

True, sir.

Damn dude, i was just eating a piece of bacon jerky. Your pig fucker comment made me lose.

Kek

>Invite homeless girl to stay at home
>Try to convince her to have sex
>Have sex
>Stays of the street in exchange for being personal cum dumpster
Reality:
>Invite homeless girl to stay at home
>She agrees and gets meal/shower
>Has sex with you
>Robs your shit or calls cops claiming you raped her

...

Do it OP. Sounds hot.

Donate to a shelter or volunteer. Get a girlfriend you depraved dumbass before you end up in trouble for trying to achieve a near impossibility.

other than them having diseases and stealing your stuff for crack money and letting their junky boyfriends in to fuck your place up? Can't think of anything...

This.
The fuck are you in that keeps you malfunctioning so hard you can't into women

I think it depends on the girl. I personally have gotten quiet a few car bj's from homeless girls.

Create a "big brother" type scenario with cameras everywhere for proof

cuz it happens all the time and is basically slavery.

Kys

do you mean 'weak'?

You are an idiot OP. Unless you are at your place 24/7 and never leave and for sure never leave her their alone the 1st chance she gets she will clean you out. You will walk in and find your shit long gone as well as her.

You really cannot be this stupid can you?

greentext some stories

>cameras everywhere
>crazy person
yeah this will go great

>cameras everywhere
>great evidence of rape
solid plan

go for it. if she tries to fuck you over just tie her up, torture her, and have fun with it because no one will know shes there

Aids

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She is extremely likely to have mental health issues, drug issues and a whole bunch of STDs. Don't let the girl anywhere near your home. She is on the streets for a reason. If you feel the need to help her, give her some details of any women's refuges or charity organisations that may be able to help.
Hopefully it works out for her. But you need to be realistic and protect yourself.

>Any reason I shouldn't do this?

Reason 1. Disease, you don't know what or who she's fucked and how long they went without a shower.

Reason 2. You will be robbed. Nothing else to say on the matter.

Reason 3. Chance she will kill you in your sleep. It might seem like a dream OP, free fucking in exchange for a roof over her head. But this ain't no goddamn hentai where she will lick the shit off your asshole. Shed get tired of the fucking and probably plan to kill you.

Reason 4. Women are bitches and whores. They can turn a story in anyway possible. So don't be surprised if your door gets kicked in and you get arrested for abduction and rape.

So... Sorta relevant.
>>be work for insurance company
>>in a little strip in front of a large home repair store
>>weird homeless camp in fenced off areas.
>>they swarm the intersections and then retreat at dark
>>drive by them every day leaving work.
>>get increasingly annoyed
>>fucking hanging out behind our stoee
>>stealing electricity
>>water from a spiget
>>have to wake one up because blocking our door one morning
>>fed up
>>zero moral compass. I know right and wrong , just don't care
>>narrowly escape being diagnosed as sociopath as a child
>>born kinda smart and manipulative so I cry my way out of it
>>literally cry to mask no feels

disgusting. I would never let a woman shower in my house. they can spread their filth in the streets where it belongs

nailed it. done

-you'll get robbed
-disease
-vast number of women's shelters, more thuggish, reliable men already doing this, fact that women can just set up shop in someone else's life remarkably easy, make the actual population of women who do not have a home incredibly small
the homeless are men

>>anyhoo
>>start doing dumb shit
>>finding the girls late at night and giving them cash to flash me
>>find one crazy one that let's me jerk off while she does it
>>I have a totally normal dating life btw. But you know... Still got urges
>>eventually get more forceful and start shooting loads on her face and tits
>>literally behind some dumpster
>>no contact of course
>>cause socio not extra chromosonio
>>this begins to bore me.
>>met several girls but one fucking does it for me
>>she always stares at my cock and licks her lips
>>had to smack her hand away a few times and she responded like a sub. Just made her more eager
>>we become exclusive behind the dumpster Jackoff on her buddies

>>>literally cry to mask no feels
you just made it dawn on me that this is something I do

My father was diagnosed with psychopathic tendancies and now I am sociopathic from growing up with him, but i always thought I had feelings, people always say I am a caring person but in reality I just get panicky and my instincts to help others kick in, I don't actually care for anyone.

I used to be homeless with homeless women, it's a bad fucking idea. Homeless people tend to be fucking druggies or insane
I had lost my job and my ex wife cleaned me out, I was only temporally homeless

exploitation is wrong and it's kinda rapey and if shes homeless its probably cause she made bad choices, possibly crazy, dont stick dick in crazy.

change... change...

>>this goes on and off sporadically for a month
>>sometimes shes not there
>>actually saw her wandering in the woods at a local park I run at.
>>always park my car by the gay meet up spot >>because constant traffic and no one will fuck with my car
>>let one of the dudes blow me in exchange for keeping an eye on my shit
>>care more about my cars than humans.
>>anyhoo
>>running one day pretty late.
>>dark but I spot one of her shitty sequin skirt things off the trail
>>someone probably dropped her off her
>>or dumped after a drug fueled consensual maybe sex act
>>keep running but stay in the vicinty
>>park closes at 11 but cops don't fuck with the cars parked at the entrance of the get sucked off by a stranger trail
>>dudes take off and leave their shit over night all the time
>>also yes the cops and everyone knows this happens its an understood thing that no one
>> with them and they keep to themselves
>>walk up on her.
>>she's leaning against a tree
>>sees me and her eyes light up
>>instantly strips
>>lays back on the dirty ass ground
>>spreads legs and starts playing with herself

because they're homeless for a reason... at least in the UK there is no reason at all for any woman to be homeless - they'd be a priority for housing, they can get a place in a shelter/short term accommodation same day and then move to more permanent accomodation

basically women who are homeless have chosen to be homeless and already have the option for a home without having to sleep with you or anyone else... they've probably got drugs and mental health issues, you're likely to get robbed and/or have your house trashed

your one play, perhaps on a cold night, would be to chat to one and invite them up just for the evening... they'd probably want money - you'd probably be better off with a normal hooker

I do genuinely know someone who did, when drunk, take back a young homeless woman to his apartment, fucked her, then kicked her out... it caused him grief as she tried to convince the concierge to let her back in, turned up a few more times to try and see him etc... big fucking embarrassment for him when sober, in day time

Literally no red flags

>>this goes on and off sporadically for a month
>>sometimes shes not there
>>actually saw her wandering in the woods at a local park I run at.
>>always park my car by the gay meet up spot >>because constant traffic and no one will fuck with my car
>>let one of the dudes blow me in exchange for keeping an eye on my shit
>>care more about my cars than humans.
>>anyhoo
>>running one day pretty late.
>>dark but I spot one of her shitty sequin skirt things off the trail
>>someone probably dropped her off her
>>or dumped after a drug fueled consensual maybe sex act
>>keep running but stay in the vicinty
>>park closes at 11 but cops don't fuck with the cars parked at the entrance of the get sucked off by a stranger trail
>>dudes take off and leave their shit over night all the time
>>also yes the cops and everyone knows this happens its an understood thing that no one
>> with them and they keep to themselves
>>walk up on her.
>>she's leaning against a tree
>>sees me and her eyes light up
>>instantly strips
>>lays back on the dirty ass ground
>>spreads legs and starts playing with herself

I didn't beg for money, actually I started fixing up houses for landlords, and they started letting me live in the houses.
Also found out that having a gym membership is a good idea, for the fucking showers . You can get mail sent to any post office with general delivery, and they will hold on to the package for up to 30 days
IT's not that hard to get back on your feet if you aren't a crazed druggy

Honestly I've thought about this exact scenario before, but not to extort a girl, just to "save" her. inb4 whiteknight etc but I don't honestly believe all of you are so cold hearted that you wouldn't want to protect a girl down on her luck, it's in our nature as men tbh.

this will happen

You like HIV? Because you'll catch that real quick. She ain't homeless because she's poor and doesn't have a home. She's homeless because she's addicted to heroin and won't think twice about spending the day sucking dick for a dirty needle in her arm before coming home to your diseased ass.

Old copypasta is old

OLD BAIT FUCKERS!

>>slide pants down
>>ask her if she wants my cock
>>she says I've been teasing her for too long
>>she wants me to fuck her
>>turns out she's just a raging slut
>>neat
>>pull cock out and start stroking it over her
>>she sits up
>>both arms around my waist
>>goes for my cock mouth open wide
>>grab her by the hair with free hand and pull her head back
>>she starts begging and struggling to get my cock
>>swears it will be the best brain of my life
>>haven't heard anyone use the term "brain" since junior high
>>feel massive load boiling
>>start dirty talking
>>degrading her
>>she loves it tells me I'm her personal whore
>>hide moans and quivers so she doesn't know it's coming
>>let go of her hair right as I feel my balls shake
>>she gets about one inch from my cock before it starts firing
>>she doesn't miss a beat
>>swallows my sweaty nasty cock and drinks every drop
>>immediately push her head away and slap her
>>pull shorts up and walk away
Things only escalated from there

When is the last time you saw an attractive homeless woman? They don't exist because they know that this is how men think and they find someone to fuck for board before they actually become homeless.

This. Same reason you wouldn't pick up household mice and give them to your children as pets. That shit is nasty

Yes, she will rob you blind and give you diseases.

maybe the mice in burgerland, fucking degenerates

We all know exactly where she has been. Absolutely disgusting to even consider this.

Worked out ok for this user.

>pic related

Have fun with the hasta virus

is that the one that got Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Actually saw a hot homeless girl in seattle. Was walking with my buddy when we pasted by her and we both instantly looked at eachother like "WTF?!" because we both thought the same thing.

women are homeless for a reason
and you dont want those reasons living with you.
the reasons are usually
1 drugs
2 crazy
3 drugs and crazy
4 serial killer looking for the next victim to invite her to live with him for easy pussy

Bump

>What is she gonna do? Rob me?

Why risk the diseases

there is no reason at all , of course you should do it. Its actually a sign of success. Steve jobs dropped out of college to let a homeless woman named woz live with him. They fucked all night long and shared many intimate thoughts. So apple was born

not a single homeless woman is going to look anything like that m8

She might still refuse and trick you.
She might rob you.
She might kill you.
She might give you stds or ruin your appartment.
Are you that broke, that you don't think paying for an escort is better?
Also what are your chances of finding one that would make you hard?